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I the mort he ate the fruit gods in Madagascar

"we" may actually refer too her and /the children/ since there is no proof of him having children around with his new wife. now. before you guys get upset about why he'd do that or anything, i would like to point out. this is actually a plausible theory since the reason he would leave the kids with her and seemingly not take responsibility would most likely be as follows. since his current wife is incapable of having children he may have kept them away as a means to protect her feelings or such. however that then begs the question, why? since they only found out much later in their relationship that she was infertile, that gives he ample time to have told her about the kids without any possible problems. so. why didn't he? now my theory on this is that he may have left the kids with her since he wanted to move on in his life and start a new family. the two girls being direct sisters could also explain a detail i picked up on which is that Andy's hair color looks like Jill's and Riley's hair literally looks the same as Jennifer's this would make a lot of sense i think since this is actually a normal occurrence with siblings. however this then brings up a question you missed why would emma's daughter have a picture her stepmother but not of her mother? and why only the one daughter???

I think "The Blue Boy Ice Cream" painting is a play on the "The Blue Boy" and "Pink Lady," popular prints from the 1920s to 1950s-my grandma had them hanging up. The artists probably tied the art to Coraline's house's time period and used the happy and sad versions to emphasize the Beldam's influence. The Beldam seems like a spider witch who wants the kids' physical life years (aka blood) to enhance her own, while their souls remain trapped (souls = life force) hence she needs another kid every 50 years. Plus, The Theorizer's reincarnation grandpa-son-demon-hole-cat theories are way off the map. I believe the cat's neutral yet magical nature in Coraline is simply inspired by the cat in Alice in Wonderland. Why? The cat says: "She hates cats, and tries to keep me out. But she can't, of course. I come and go as I please." And also: "It's a game we play. She huffs and she puffs, and then she blows the house down." I think the cat is just a portal-hopping thorn in her side and enjoys ticking her off. However, I totally agree with The Theorizer that Wyborn's grandma was an evil opportunist who sacrificed Coraline to save her grandson. She knows that the Beldam only required one child as her life was spared after her sister was taken.

Listening to this instead of crying is a mood

She looked like she was really young when she had him, so maybe she just couldn't take care of him.

I pesonally think hattie wanted kids for child labour like miss hannigan in annie and because she works at orphanage she can make it look like the kids are being adopted but in fact she sells the ones that werent cute or smart enough to sell cookies to maybe spanish ring and that why shes so angry about the girls not making enough money cause she lives a very luxury life when she goes home but is in tonnes of debt

After BOYS and INVINCIBLE now we really understand that childhood of superheros is really important. In those novels we saw result of this😊😊

You just making it creepy. 😂😂😂 Im logging outta youtube. My goodness

21:39 how is this even a kid’s show imagine all of the little feeble 6 year olds repeating this to their parents. the horror.

Yep ive seen enough time i survive watching this video 0:50

Booty Ridge refers to Vimy Ridge. One of WWI's battlefields. Canadians (or ANZACs) fought there.

Remember how Coralines real mom said to go visit those actresses? And how Coraline said “Miss Spink and Forcible? You said they were dingbats”… Ding bats, “bats” and how whenever Coraline was trying to get one of the eyes down in the basement and all the dogs turned into bats ? (Idk just my idea lol)

I Wish(no pun intended) That someone Made a Disney Version of this. Since Wish Basically confirmed that all the Disney Movies are in a timeline.

15:01 That’s unsettling for some reason, the date of birth and the image used. Like the lorax is some sort of omnipotent primordial dinosaur nature god

10:04 In this scene when she's at the store with her mom, there is a red headed woman outside watching Coraline and her mother through the window. I'm not sure if she could be a "spy" for the beldom or not since she doesn't have button eyes. But I do know, everything in the movie is intentional

Insane that they put a bestiality joke in a kids movie.

There's a thing in Minecraft called ticks, which is what timestep minecraft operates. 1 tick = 1/20 second, so your equation is wrong.

May I just said-bc I feel like a lot of people didn’t catch this-Wybie mentions how surprised he is that his grandmother let coraline move in considering she doesn’t rent out to anyone with kids. I rewatched Coraline and realized that the Jones’ must’ve toured the home, the Beldam somehow noticed Coraline and began to prepare a doll. The grandmother found the doll on the property and only allowed the Jones family to move in after confiscating the doll believing coraline wouldn’t be harmed. Wybie, not knowing the full story of his Great Aunt’s disappearance, finds the doll in his grandmothers trunk (as he states in the message to Coraline) and gives it to her. He comes back in search of the doll stating his grandma was “real mad” that he gave coraline the doll because she knew she’d be in danger so basically Mrs. Lovat wasn’t using Coraline as bait to protect Wybie. Just sayin.

I don't know why Caroline fans are unwilling to think dark like the Beldam having a kid but not loving him or the guy luring another child to the house 🏠 to protect 🛡️ his own. You'd think horror movie fans would be more willing to think that way. 😅

The Night At The Museum Trilogy may have its reasons but regardless of what or how to me I feel myself not of this world myself when one has many lives before and after and how we feel that becomes the real deal is beyond what we hold most dear

Other than that I loved the video

Also I found it lazy that you called it “the triangle thing” come on, simple research would give you background on these

Pretty sure the taffy dates aren’t the days of the kids. I mean one speaks in old English, and one is a literal pioneer. That wouldn’t have been 1930s or 60’s

Is the minions obsession with bananas link to mort and mangoes, are they anti morts

25:44 I don’t like corporate Disney but I love there movies. And there history.

My theory was that Wonderland time works different than our time so like she don’t have been gone for like two seconds and for her, she could have been long like two years or two days or two months

Oh boy can't wait for this trainwreck to become relevant and important to the Mort theory somehow

How is it still in his head after kissing his fish?

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Loved this, just listening to in depth theory while sewing is great! Was able to get it done as soon as it ended, what a coincidence! Haha keep it up 😊

how death appears the thing most people fear is that why mort is stupid

One might say he.. Took their INSIDES… OUT?

Ever since the Cat In The Hat video this dude has gone clinically insane. 😂

It seams like more that Chester is more using the mutated food in his food bars to make the people eating them crazy I like the mayor so he can control more makes more sense then wanting them to taste better

in AHKJ season 2 episode 12 the Pinapple comes down to julien and tells him to SING. it's not much but just more evidence

um what

It explains why the sad core memory gets sent to another tube when Sadness & Joy get sucked out of headquarters

Question, how can the mango be completed Mort if a piece of Mort is in the episode? I’d understand if Mort just didn’t show up for an unexplained reason, thus the only version of Mort being Mort in his whole form. Are you saying that if the majority of Mort is whole than one mort doesn’t make that much of a difference? Or is there something I’m missing?

I am not really convinced by this It started well but as soon as Ohare came into the game it felt more like trying to fill the holes with your own ideas instead of actual facts

Mort, Baby smitty, and KATIE ARE GONNA HAVE ONE BIG MULTIVERSAL FIGHT! (check replies for second comment.)

I thought that Coraline was allowed to move in because the Grandma wanted to protect Wybie, (since she knew that her sister was taken by the beldam) and Coraline was just a replacement/sacrifice.

Chester v is just vsauce if he FINALLY went insane

If Night howlers let primitive instincts take over, then what heppened to Judy's Uncle?

That intro hit kinda hard not gonna lie shits got me interested

Something fun to add. Bobinski stated that coraline was stealing his mushkas. And then immediately loses his cheese to the beldam. So we know who is stealing his mice and why they know so much.

This movie was amazing. Only losers say “the 10% of your brain is actually not true!!!” Who fcking cares? I majored in physics; stop being a low IQ loser. Yes, people that care about ‘scientific accuracy’ in movies are low IQ losers