Why didn’t you move to somewhere warmer? Like Arizona or something whatever.

De-la-fecking-ware. W A R E!

She could have redeemed your views on women by staying in contact with you. How dare she deletes you on SC.

The amount of snow makes the trailer park look romantic.

When it's snowing, it's time for some hot chocolate.

Thank you Gordon. This looks useful!

You need help my friend. Something is deeply wrong with your mind. Get some help…988.

T A R A W A R E

Great stuff ❤ ! Lots of love from Paris

Meh, meh. Meh! The cellophane solution is better, in my opinion. Especially considering the doohickey costs 19 bucks. Let's see how long it holds up. Keep us updated, Dave.

a 21 minute long intermission? let me guess, you were watching Star Trek without advertisments

Hot? Get hot? Long press? Do you long press? How do you ling press? I want to long press! Get hot? Is it hot?

Merry Christmas, bud 😊

What an awesome gift!

Sign of Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result.

Ok, but after I wrap it, how long do I cook it for?

Well. If it works for him. wow

what does this do lmao

Being a slob,requires quirky solutions?

idk bout you but i usually find keyboards for like 10$ or less at walmart, or amazon. I just use it till i decide to buy a new one, it isnt difficult to pop out keys if they get sticky, ive done it many times. The plastic would ruin the textile feedback I enjoy from a physical keyboard.

it would feel like I’m typing on a grocery bag way easier to solve this problem : eat only in the kitchen. nowhere else.

FFF= Fake Fucking Females

Maui burst sounds bomb

I keep my keyboard upside down, nothing ever falls in. Here's another helpful hint, stop eating and drinking over your keyboard, food and drink belong on the side, not over.

That was a nice gesture! Merry Christmas Dave.

Good job, Dave. Nice wristbands.

Dave, you don't need those apps. To make it really scary, just record yourself.

Epic

We get it Dave… you’re totally into dudes 🙄

Dave do you know that the term “on the rag” means that they have their period? I thought you didn’t want to talk about periods? The rag is the maxi pad.

Video starts at 0:59

meh. meh. meh.

Dude, is this a joke? This is totaly usless.

1 of the best. After all these years. Then, it seemed like a memory to wars gone by. Today, it seems to revive old nightmares for future conflicts...

Missy’s period day today!

HEAR! HEAR!

How did you quit vaping

What channel are you using?

seen this a lot when covid was going around,,

I can see this in a shop where dirty hands are going to make a keyboard disgusting in a short amount of time. At home tho, the solution is to not be a slob. That's like covering your couch in clear vinyl.

You buy one. Use it to death then buy another one a month or two later for "NOTHING!" "GET A LIFE?"

What frequency is this?

I used to see this a lot when I did gas station maintenance. Employees would spill their drink onto the keyboard of the POS system so they would wrap it in plastic. !

is this the Onion?

why repeating so much?

you can always get another keyboard but that is classic death for laptops.

Thank you Dave. You are being appreciated.

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