Frankly a fear of dolphins is kind of reasonable

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Nobody ever talks about how the ostrich story is exactly what happened in the second Jumanji movie lmao.

“Why don’t you just apologize 😫”

Honest to God I was at the El Paso zoo once and an ostrich walked up to me and threatened to whip my ass. I'm 6'1in. tall and it was eye level with me. Its neck alone looked like a damn anaconda. I'm ashamed to say I STOOD DOWN. lol

Ok

"...he cut a deal with a shark,bring me a black piece of meat,somethin bad 'bout to happen" 😂😂😂😂

Honey an ostrich is bigger than you 😅

“It’s a big ass man pigeon😂😂😂😂😂

They call gnats (nats?) Midgets in Ireland but I got in trouble when I asked what they call little people

My idiot brother-in-law went swimming with Dolphins and his dolphin got frisky... It liked him.... a lot.... It couldn't have happened to a better person.

My little brother was dying laughing about the ostrich bit for months because we both knew, he would be the one to throw a ink pen at something we don't even know what it is and im the one who gotta get us out of it. Thankfully we lived in DFW and never actually encountered an ostrich

i love the dolphin bit 🐬🤷🏿‍♂️

I wonder if the ostrich story had any influence on the desert chase from Jumanji: The Next Level 😂

lmao at the mirrored shoryukens at 0:42 and 1:11

1:13

Ostrich in Nebraska😅

He got the dolphin fired?!? 😂

You’re my favorite actor

Free Palestine

1:36-4:09

your loved here kevin your a friend

loved man. 615 .

we do

Walked into a bushel of them❤😂

"When I catch y'all, I'mma fuck BOTH of y'all up! "😂😂😂

Who's he talking for or supporting to? And if my lungs didn't hurt, I would keep ongoing on. But I've lost the other half of all of this again. 8 line number 1554 just to be safe for those of us who are weaker in mind and body. Thank you. For the record, this man is never made love to me. Start with my faced situations

“Big ass man pigeon” 🤣

I’m scared of rats but if is a mouse is in the house but if a rat go into the house then it’s a mouse

I can so relate, I called the police on what I thought was a sider It was an earwig but either way 12 cops shotguns ready coming thru my door . I realized I was just screaming all my God it's in my room it's in my room I'm hiding under the bed I never mentioned it was a spider do to the panic I was in and y'all already know you can't take your eyes off it or it will disappear and then there's no sleep for me. On a good note I did give them all chocolate pudding snacks and tell them thank you,they had no idea for me it was life or death.

I can forever listen to the ostrich story🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣in South Africa we respect our ostriches…never but never would we do dump shit like that cause they hold grudges

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I'm with Kevin about the nats 🤣🤣

Garbage comedy.

Slickest line in the bit.....its three ft , just stand up......yet he was walking and talking.......thats a shot to how short he is......lmao

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My friend was 1

The common ostrich can go 43 miles per hour

Kevin Hart is just as bad of a actor or comedian as dewayne Johnson acting, both are the worst I've ever seen.

dont swear. Dont use God's name in vain it should only be used to address God

wo9

÷ wo9

Dolphin try to drown a nigga 😂

Yeah saw the old lady the little kid but y'all didn't see the fing black swirl! 😂😂😂😂😂

To his defense, if an ostrich was bout to overtake me on my car going at 60mph, imma shit myself too

How do you make these video/clips. Is there a website or something. Do you download the episode then cut out the clips you want to post? I want to do the same for this show and many other but dont know how.💚

It's an emu not an ostrich cause an ostrich is a lot bigger than kevin

The dolphin one took me out lmao I couldn't even breathe

2023☑️

I HAVE THR BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD!!!!