Nah instead of it being the girls drooling over him, it be us being like “ F7CK ANOTHER SÈXIST COACH”

Most schools get disgusting food. BUT MY SCHOOLS PIZZA IS SO GOOD-

5:43 I do all of these subjects… here’s a painfully long list of my GCSEs English lit English lang Maths Combined science Art Graphic design Geography RE P.h.s.e 😂

I’m a new year 7 plzzzzz give me some advice bc I just moved house so everyone else will at least know one person form there primary school but my primary school is 1 hr away 😭😭😭 starts in nine days

lol I’m kinda scared now cuz I’m stating yr 7 in nine days😢

2:26 IM SCOTTISH MATEEEE

I’m a british and i live in england😂

3:46 Hazbin hotel fans assemble

6:48 these cards got banned from my school cause people were fighting over them same with pokemon cards 😂

Its not smoking anymore its gaping now lol

THE MEMORIES I CANT

4:07 they were never used for me

as an irish person with basically the same schools i can relate

The alevel one is hilarious, as I'm doing physics, history, maths and further maths. Sleep really isn't a thing 🥲

5:59 that's so real tho

Tik toks only Australian's will understand with all shitty American songs and mumble rap

It has become my aim in life to never stand on the floor barefoot in the changing rooms

6:05 nah the year 7s from my secondary school could crush the year 12s from a private school 😂

The first one about an inspector calls brought back core memories ❤

1:05 a Rydw i'n wpo

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL

3:09 my form room started growing mushrooms out the walls

3:09 I was sitting in a science class a few weeks ago and then the roof started leaking , we have broken curtains, WE ALL HAVE THE SAME BLUE CHAIRS OR THE BLUE STOOLS WITH THE RANDOM STICK UP BIT ST THE BACK FOR LIKE NO REASON -

4:07 just to quote some kid in my school was threatened with a wooden knife and he now has a scar on his neck from where this kid started sawing at his neck

I remember when my friend started to draw a massive pentagon on the school play ground and we got the tallest kid in our year to sit in the middle and half the year stood around and pretended to sacrifice him. 6 teachers came to watch us finish before they broke it up

The food tech teachers are always the most angry and they have the most out of pocket stuff in the room where they keep their supplies.

My secondary school is advertised as really nice, and such a great place to go and everyone's nice, but this is in fact a lie. Academically yes, and in terms of facilities good, otherwise it's shit. First off, had 2 noncey pe teachers during my time there, one of whom got arrested, many teachers there were either depressed, subs who never understood seating plans, and rarely good teachers. Had GCSE physics teacher who knew nothing about physics and just went for walk about school every lesson leaving us alone with 1 easy worksheet and nothing else, another who locked us outside class once for 40 minutes because she was too busy typing on computer, a violent sub teacher who taught at prison schools but was somehow a good choice for year 8 art teacher, told us a lovely tale of two kids finding their dads gun and one shooting the other accidentally killing them in graphic detail( 1st lesson), threatened to beat people up if they had to leave class for anything, specifically kick you down the stairs, then got fired for beating up a student in my class cause he had a doctors note, classrooms with incredibly broken stuff and if you ever set foot in third or fourth set it was chaos, people pouring acid on hands, throwing jelly cubes at each other, even stabbings with glass bottle shard. Students carved swastikas in the stools and never were they replaced, you weren't even allowed to point this out( I tried), there was a mens bathroom in the english+history block that looked like pennywise burst out of the toilet, flooded, covered in toilet paper, toilets seriously damaged, never fixed up or mentioned, constant fights, bullying so bad that I got detention for getting a fellow kids shoes down from a tree for him, drug deals, condoms, and cigarettes everywhere, kids pulling fire alarm on so much I got 5 in one week, the drainage so bad you could barely cross to other parts of school sometimes, the school society basically a jungle with survival of the fittest in this case oldest, teachers doing nothing about bullying and yelling at you even if you got beat up and decided to block a hit, had a dog poo bag flung at me right as I was gonna go into DT room, teachers cared more I shoved him then why and how he got a dog poo bag, put it in his rucksack and waited for me to throw it at, creepy teacher who would stare into your soul and sit on his desk silently like some spider breathing heavily saying nothing, food that caused illness sometimes, and trips that went from good to disasterous, including pedophile ice cream men, destroying electric line with bus, losing some people on 1st outing on subway, people having sex in broom cupboard caught by teacher by accident, canoe ride in flash flood and thunderstorm despite being able to check weather weeks in advance, resulting in collisions, capsizes and smashing into rock walls. Secondary was probably the worst school experience I had, you go in a year 7 with some optimism, by end of year you're a depressed shell and by year 11 you want to die.

Woodwork teachers being creeps hits different when one got fired from your school 💀

0:32 my school: i’m gonna get someone to beat up a nonce for me

If your a bit confused at the first one it’s a book and movie called inspector calls I recommend it it’s actually really good if your not already in year 10 you will get it in your lessons at the start of the year

WHEN IT WAS DECLAN FROM SO AWKWARD 😂😂💀💀💀💀 I LITERALLY CAN'T-

3:45 I'm gonna die lol, my art is nowhere near as good and I got 8 in the mocks. There's a reason this person is finding it hard 😭😭 it's because this shit looks photorealistic

ok a bit controversial but I go to an all girls school and that’s pretty harsh 😊

The broken curtains and leaking is so true.

The Angel part for the nativity actually happened at my primary 😂 they’d always pick the same girls to be angels and Mary while the rest were sheep which I didn’t mind coz we looked adorable but I really wanted to wear a tutu, halo and wings.

the ones where they were listing things in an english school were accurate and im english so um yeah

Lol

1:02 GOD I WAS OBSESSED WITH HORRID HENRY!!!!!

Interesting

NEVER look under the table or put your hand under the table. i have done that one too many times

0:57 As a Swansea Kid who's fluent in welsh, I can say that the last two are partially incorrect (might be different depending on your region). Yes there is no K in the welsh alphabet so we'd replace it with a c instead like "scscscscscscscscscscs" and the quote "and I ooop" wouldn't be "ac I oop" because 'ac' is the vowel ending for 'and' (if the word afterwards was a consonant it would be 'a') and 'i' in this context is to do something like 'i fwyta sglodion" (to eat chips). So you'd be saying "and to oop". It should be "a dwi'n ŵp" (because the closest sound to a double o is w with a circumflex) and because 'dwi' in this context means 'I' though it usually means "I am". The abbreviation of 'dwi yn' is "dwi'n" so it would be "and I am ooping" which would be the closest to the statement. Some southies will go as far as to say "a dwi'n ŵpio" (the io at the end is a common wenglish ending put at the end of an English verb to try and sound welsh like "dwi'n puncho wal" would be to punch a wall even though the proper welsh word for punch is pŵno.) Thanks for listening to my rant about welsh vsco girl slang!

Lol

4:08 wtf she doing here

I swear British schools feel sadder than American schools 😂

I think I’m waaayyyyy too Aussie cause when I saw that thumbnail I went IS THAT GIGGLE F**KING HOOT, WHAT THE F**K DID I JUST SAY

1:23 why does this sound like the minions

1:43 WHO MADE THATT ITS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE ACTUAL SHOW ITSELF

GUYS WHAT ABOUT COOL MATHS GAMES

@turnblad at 3:41 is from park view and I go there😭😭 the tie ik

The last one 💀💀