8:09 I’m off to the grocery store to finger some avocados and rub some citrus.

06:32 - Is that a crashed car in the back?

02:49 - Isn't it the wrong flag as well?! Hahahaha

0:52 but the alligator is mine? That omission made me chuckle

4:30 Just don't sneeze while drinking.

I almost couldn’t finish watching because the second hand cringebarrassment was hitting me hard.

lol I love that there's the contrast between the totally empty inbox, and the 20K+ messages in the inbox, and both are relevant

8:40 yep, happened to me last year, my boss was trying to reach me but I ignored the call as I was at the nursing home with my brother as Mum had passed away. The next day i dropped into work while passing through and co-worker said "Boss was trying to contact you yesterday, she was concerned you might have died" and I replied, "Nope, but Mum did" (not sure why my boss always thinks something dire has happened when she can't reach me on days I'm not rostered on)

6:22 do not, I mean, DO NOT take your girlfriend (or boyfriend) to a public venue to break up with them

seriously, people with bluetooth earpieces need to have a bit more consideration for the people around them, yes it's on the phone but there's no visible phone to give a visual clue (and also the talking while being served, but not to the person you're being served by, still rude). Yes it might be a random dude you think said "I love you" to you (a total stranger) but to respond is one of the two most obvious responses that come to mind (the other being to ignore him, while possibly maintaining unsettling eye contact, slowly morphing into an unhinged smile)

Some HOA's should be fined for pettiness.

Can Americans even make a sentence without the words "shit" or "f..k"?

While I'd agree that jobs in food svc or retail definitely have more than their fair share of criminally stupid people to deal with, there's an even better place to find it, IMO: Quora. There are some smart people there, posting intelligent stuff, but the imbeciles outnumber them by at least 5:1. Maybe 10:1.

7:35 : why do parents claim their kid's successes, but blame it for its failures?

That thumbnail story never happened.

1:13 keep celebrating. You won’t on Judgement Day.

Dear Everybody You do now.

the bacon fat keyboard reminds me of what my cat used to post to a group chat

To all the people saying, "I don't own a cat". No one does. No one does.

Nah. My mom was 76 when she died and I inherited her bottle of Worcestershire sauce. She might have inherited from her mom for all I know.

I've heard it called The Universal Cat Distribution System. I'm on my 4th.

I didn’t lose anything in my 3 years in Japan, except somehow my umbrellas disappeared at the rackers 😂😂😂😂

the last one always reminds me of when I was a kid and would get separated from my mom in a store (usually because I stopped to look at something and she kept going....a thing I learned later in life she'd done to her mom ALL THE TIME!) and would go up to the registers to have them page her. It always upset me that they'd ask if I was lost. No, I'm not lost, I know where I am, she is the one who wandered off!

4:00 Needs shorter genes.

When I went to school for the first time, my parents told me that I asked them how many classrooms do I have left to go?

These were very good for lifting my mood

8:47 "Pump pigeons" sound like something x-rated.

Awwwww, so sweet, you don’t think you own a cat, that is adorable! You have been chosen, and in fact YOU now are owned by said feline.😻😻😻

Cats really like beards.

2 minutes in and I'm convinced none of these will actually be stupid

So many of these entries made me burst out laughing!! Thank you!

So...I don't see the "dumb" part....?? Dumb??

The kid selling hot dogs to pay for his clothes got me and his shirt says trust no one! It's awesome that there are good adults out there that helped prove him wrong! More people should take a lesson from this young man that has more incentive to go after and work for what he wants than some adults! ❤🤗

The cat distribution system is in full effect

4:06 I fully agree!

10:55 : WOW!! 300 iPads for the price of a grill. Only in 'Murica.

8:10 : I'd pay big money to hear and see him say that to his parents.

3:41 : quite correct. Just like the Statue of Liberty was built in New York, and the French later made a smaller replica in Paris. 🤔

0:41 : how often do their feet touch the ball with American Football?

0:10 : and then her brain exploded learning that North Africa is *NOT* a country but still is in Africa.

FAKE POST -- @sheeshkabobby: "When I suspected my ex was cheating, I sprinkled white pepper all over the sheets. Than re-made the bed. When he came home with hives all over I confronted him." What you sprinkle on your own bed can't hurt the guy who didn't sleep in it. Don't tell me I'm the only one to spot this?

2:20 that’s a steam tractor.

Yes, there is something wrong with your eyes. Better have them checked out.

I love all the people who are saying that they don’t own a cat I think that they should in fact say that they didn’t own a cat 🐈‍⬛ 🐈😹

Further proof that you don't own a cat, the cat owns you. Please spay or neuter your cats and dogs. While this is funny at first, when you think about it, it's sad.

He came out of the cage unharmed... not harmless.

In Girl Scouts we went winter camping in upstate New York, learned how to fix cars, balance checkbooks, defend ourselves, and do navigate by the stars. Plus a whole lot more. I had the best scout leader, my mom ❤

Always wonder how these cats get in! Thank you!🐾❤️🐾❤️

Thank you!!❤

We don't own cats: we are their servants. In the best hypothesis, their roommates ! 😺😺😺