What would be a good weapon for a cleric of Kelemvor?

Is there just a big snake that's the boss of the yuan ti

12:40 you haven’t seen it before with kobolds trying to raise a wyrmling? That is a big component of the Sunless Citadel adventure!

I feel like in combat related games like Mass effect and Baulders gate 3 small boobs would be more preferable so you can move around better and I feel like it’d be uncomfortable for female Shepherd if she had to squish her boobs into an armored space suit designed to fit tightly around the body or for someone in Baulders gate to have entire bags of flesh on there chest that get stabbed by the sharp bits of certain armors, not to mention the sweating

Showed this video to my mom and she somewhat accurately said that a dragon with back legs, no wings, and no front legs would likely be comparable to a T-Rex. Strong tail for balance and big head for attack while the 2 legs are still enough to run and pin its prey down. Although T-rex and comparable dinosaurs often still had tiny front limbs they were almost entirely vestigial.

One of my characters died in the blast from the Summer Star, would revival for fixing it work,?

So, Warlocks' patrons actually AREN'T supposed to be able to strip power from their pactbound. That's a thing that a lot of tables allow for the sake of drama and all, but RAW, they cannot do that. You get a lump sum of raw arcane power that it is YOUR responsibility to develop, you have to abide by the pact you've made with your patron or risk their wrath, but they cannot remove your power from you. Again, many players find it narratively compelling to allow for certain thefts of their power due to shenanigans that happen during the plot (and sometimes a DM will strong arm them on something like that because they think it's a cool idea) but that's NOT actually supported by the rules and canon, and Wizards devs have stated it specifically.

So no one is gonna make a Fatalis joke?

Are you dead?

So they’re like the Grunts from Halo in the DnD world

So...if I switch my subclass from Devotion to Vengeance, does that make me an Oathbreaker?

Also perytons favourite meals are elves, half-elves and humans so an encounter would look interesting if there was only one character from this group of races in the party

Die-non-ih-cus

Snake cult + dinosaurs = chult = D&D skull island

What is stopping the sacrificed Spirits from absolutely curb stomping the Alhoon spirit for eternity??

I never knew there was an Oathbreaker equivalent for the Warlock that doubles as a Lich. Warlocks have it lucky. They're the only Class to get Eldritch Blast and they get extremely cool perks if they deny their Pact.

This needs to be in a movie. cool creature

The Virgin Cyric vs the Chad Kelemvor

paul must be mad asl rn😭

"TORBEK IS GONNA LEGUUUUUME"

a teribble though that something itself World erase All of your memory and no one would even mourn you Does anyone the anime Re zero? I find realy creepy when something plays with your existence

Banning a religion never works

Since she’s the goddess of magic does that include warlocks? I’m making a warlock character and I want the deity he affiliates with to be mystra but I want to be sure that she’s not picky about her followers so it’s not pointless

I use dnd and other media sources as a basic Frankenstein skeleton for my world building

Just wondering if you could possibly roast yourself any more than the books. Are you trying to beat the exposition to death or are you making a joke on every book? Cuz oh, my, God, after 105 seconds I've already been introduced to exposition. Please don't do it another 4 times.

brb just going to my parents attic to find my childhood toys. No way I'm shelling out money for miniatures now

wha... but Spen is a sorcerer but he is only 5 and forever

I read in an official D and D book about the city of Menzoberranzan that Ulitharids are formed when an Ilithid tadpole infected a psionically talented Drow of House Obladra. Forgive my spelling, please

I wonder if the emperor from BDG3 had the potential of being a Ulitharid 🤔

5e propaganda 😅

I don't miss the prestige classes, the sheer amount of them was giving me a headache as a DM.

CHUCKLES IS THAT YOU

Maybe elves are like tropical fish that need to live in a specific climate for a long time and acclimate in order to not die. because they're immortal they end up living in one place for a very long time so all of their systems adjust to it, but if they go to a different one too quickly it can make them feel sick, even if they could eventually get used to it.

Idk what I'd be because lawful chaotic isn't a thing

Oh finally!!! Someone who mentiones female satyrs. Everyone just pretends female satyrs dont exist but still use the art of female satyrs anyway or just cuts the female out if the picture.

Recently went from wizard to DM because our DM took on a lot of life and was missing sessions, unfortunately my crew has a bad habit of murderhoboism and though there has been a huge shift in a lot of the more egregious players, a few of my boys are still trying to flex and kill their way through everything. So I've decided that in my balancing efforts I'm giving them olive branches that show them "oh shit, if we kill this guy, we can't finish doing the thing we want to do" without me having to break the wall too much. If they want to use that olive branch to burn down a town or smack somebody, I can adapt, but I think my crew knows that I'm already boosting enemy npcs because our 10 man party rarely gets more than 2-3 full rounds of combat per encounter, so they can safely assume that any NPC that can't get away before they initiate combat is probably capable of TPK or tanking hits until everybody has washed their spell slots and such. I could see the look in their eyes when the druid with info they needed walked up on them and they wanted to intimidate him. He's no slouch, but he'd prefer to gtfo of conflict, so he basically told them that he had nothing other than wisdom to offer, and they were barking up the wrong tree. He just happened to say it in a moderately threatening and ambiguous tone, so everyone assumed he was going to wipe them off the map and checked their bloodthirst pretty fast.

I'm 6'4, live near a forest and have social anxiety. I may have found my people

Sounds familiar 😂

Why pun pun will not work in anything other that thought experiment in “how to broke the game” From 1d6 Chan Divine Minion is a template for NPCs. They were never intended to be used by players, and as such, a DM will spot you miles away attempting this, not to mention that this is the "Mulhorandi Divine Minion" that carries the Fast Wildshape power. Good luck explaining where that came from to the DM and getting them to allow it. Even if they do, you can bet the in-game gods will need to be convinced by Pun-Pun why they should let him become a Demi-God of Loopholes. Assuming they can read and pay attention to Pun Pun's mind, you will want to invest heavily in wards that stop anything not from the Material Plane from smiting you more ways than dead. Sarrukh are Forgotten Realms exclusive creatures, a custom setting might have them, but good luck summoning something from another setting that your character doesn't know of. Additionally, the ability specifically states that it only works on scaled ones native to Toril, which any sane DM will interpret as "you must have been born in Forgotten Realms", since native is with respect to being born on a plane according to RAW. So if you aren't in the Forgotten Realms setting already, Manipulate Form can't affect you by RAW, and if you are there, Mystra (goddess of magic, who can remove anyone's ability to use magic) will protect the Realm by cutting you off from the Weave before you can gate in the Sarrukh, denying your game breaking tricks. Mystra is generally hands off, except when the realm is endangered, such as by godly munchkinry. Shar might be more willing to cooperate, being an alternate source of magic in the setting, but she has the same ability for the Shadow Weave that Mystra has for the normal one (to cut off someone from it completely if needed). If a DM is silly enough to rule that Sarrukh exist in your setting AND they affect scaled ones native to it AND there is no God that will interfere, well have fun. On top of that, the Manipulate Form feature requires its user to currently be a Sarrukh to be able to use it which creates many points where any part of the loop can either break or become more complex in level and/or creature requirement. Only way around this restriction is to assume the template exception by substituting the "Sarrukh" tag with "you". However that also substitutes the "Sarrukh are immune to this effect." part of the feature to "You are immune to this effect." making a loop of more than 2 ability score buffs and the addition of any features thereafter impossible unless the DM is silly enough to also allow you to ignore the clause. Additionally, the build makes the assumption that Pazuzu, when summoned, will cooperate with the puny kobold who just summoned him, and not say "Fuck you, I'm Pazuzu," before killing Pun-Pun and going on a rampage. Or, worse yet, since summoning Pazuzu gives him the ability to read your thoughts and teleport right next to you at will, he will immediately know about your crazy scheme. He might even let you proceed with your plan, until you are holding those two candles of summoning, at which point he pops out of nowhere, kills Pun-Pun's level 1 Kobold ass and takes off with two new candles to give the next foolish kobolds who attempts this scheme, one soul richer. And of course, by the rules, familiar-granted feats cannot count towards the requirements of a class. If they did the viper must be in arms reach at all times or you would lose the Alertness feat and lose access all levels of Master of Many Forms as you no longer qualify for them. Claims that interpreting Manipulate Form to work off of the natural stats close the exploit are ambiguous, since by the example list, Manipulate form can increase size category, which does change natural strength. Although it's a "size bonus" when changed by a spell, if it's permanent, it's a true change. The new loop is. Familiar increases Pun-Pun's size. Pun pun raises familiars strength to his own new natural strength. Familiar decreases pun-pun's size. Familiar raises Pun-Pun's strength. Repeat to gain infinite strength. This also works for Con. The other stats are trickier. Then again, if you try to build Pun-Pun in an actual game, your DM is permitted to actually pee in your Mountain Dew. Look it up, it's in the book

Which came first, the Elder Brain or the Illithid

Chop off its legs and hope it doesn't switch bodies.

Naw. Imma devout Christian who sold his soul to the devil.

3.5 is the edition for pure f*ckery

I am dumb. For like a decade, I called them ULTRA-lids. I never even bothered to read it correctly this whole time

That is the 5e version. In previous versions it was different. Unnecessary change, in my opinion. A demilich is not a lesser lich, but rather a lich who had evolved beyond a need for its undead body. Demiliches were those who were close to reaching the end of their arcane journey; who understood the nature of magic and reality in a way no mortal could conceive. The lich must somehow learn the art of creating soul gems and replace eight small pieces of its body with them. Often the soul gems became jeweled eyes and teeth in the lich's skull, but they could also become joints in a hand, or discs in the lich's spine. Once the power of the lich was focused in one part of its body, the rest of its skeleton crumbled away. The part that remained contained the soul gems; the eight gems acted similar to the demilich's phylactery, allowing the demilich to reappear within a tenday after "death" unless all eight gems and the phylactery were destroyed.

Cheevos board says To MAZE the lady of pain

Polar werebear looks like a surfer bro and im a for it

Do mind flayer colony’s ever work together? Is it possible for there to be a colony with more than one elder brain?

Can you do Greatwyrms, Plz

Thanks for these, great job 😎🤘🍻