*I DEFINITELY HAVE BREAST CANCER*

The sex scenes are famously cringy.

This is the greatest movie ever made!

@1:23. The dog is as stiff as the actors. This movie was doomed. I wonder if Tommy is even an earthling. It's very suspicious that his past is a mystery and no one knows his backstory.

I must say that "cheep-cheep-cheep" shit is very intimidating. I would lose my cool if somebody did that to me.

"And she ended up in the hospital" "Hahaha" Uhhh.....that wasn't supposed to be funny...was it?

the shitty green screens lol

In ten minutes, *bitch*!

WOROLD

Every time I watch it I something new that makes me laugh. The scene where she calls Mark and he says ‘he is very busy’. He looks like he is in a car outside of a school spying on children.

sad story of betrayed true lover

Dialogues are like a 5-year old playing Oblivion by randomly selecting answers.

Hello darkness, my old friend.

You missed the good part where Johnny catches the drug dealer and says "Let's take him to the polees"

Biden TRUMPED that bitch !

Rated R for retarded!

The TV toss is the only good part of the film.

Shit was excellent.

Chris R is an underrated character

The second love scene song is a banger

“Hi Johnny, I didn’t know that was you” Lmaoooo, can’t imagine how many vampire people she knows

Tommy is a BOSS! ❤

Robyn Paris was so hot in this.

Leave your *stupid* comments in your *pocket*

I don't like this movie

Tim and Eric made a lot of money off this film.

Lisa and Mark's acting actually wasn't that bad lol. And of course the drug dealer totally killed that scene!

this is way better than marvel phase 4

If for whatever reason someone in my life ever tells me they want to watch this movie I'll tell them to go with the drorfannkyl cut lol some how you made this thing almost something you can follow.

I showed my friend a comp of Tommy's scenes in this movie and she didn't get it at first. She thought it was one of the vids with a dubbed over voice that makes someone sound stupid. When I informed her that's actually the dialogue and that Tommy is trying to act, she nearly cracked a rib. Grabbed snacks and we watched the whole damn thing. lol

ending up in a hospital is one thing but ending up in a hospital on Guerrero Street is something Chris R wouldn’t even want

What I am genuinely curious about is, how was the gun cocked and he shot himself with the safety engaged?

Hey everyone, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

If they had chat gpt at that time it would have probably been a better script... About the "actors" though /cringeface

Damn, i need a sacalagist after watching this

Was this made as a serious movie???

7:17 "you two are acting like children"

"You are like Chicken. Chip chip chip" Once just like that. Once as a group. Even a third time during a fight. 😂

Когда ты зол, но под транквилизаторами

Он под транквилизаторами уже что ли?

The part where he picked up that old school tv and launched it like a piece of paper was my fav part

Funniest suicide seen ever.

It was actually fun and interesting to watch haha 😂

2:40 most iconic scene in all of cinema 💀

Let's all face it: Lisa needed some of that Guerrero Street treatment.

Say what you want but he nailed corpse part

And Johnny was going to turn into a Vampire?

You can't convince me jackie estacado in The Darkness is not partially modelled on this guy xD

Chris r about to rape Danny

Can anyone answer me if they actually truly thought this was acceptable acting while filming? Surely the cast and crew knew this was terrible so its obviously genius making us believe it was terrible then making it a masterclass in acting. Does that make any sense? I am pretty stoned