Wow... I was there, at the back! This had the hairs on the back of my neck standing up!

Beautiful Song"""👏👏💕💕

I have been pro-vanity since i was 10 I put your altars in an eye shadow den In the bag I didn't drop, there were no cherry lollipops But cherry lips, smack her, I sawed her off Marry many picked a pepper on and Cameras are rolling back and forth on the rocks And I'm sick of your smile And I'm sick of your face And I'm sick of your meaningless blather And I'm sick of your hair, and I wish it weren't there It's a awfully delicate matter There is no place I would rather be killed Than in my own backyard on my own propane grill In the lie I didn't stop a little candy-coated boy was caught And I felt bad as I ripped him off Many prizes can reward a child for good behavior But you should be wary of those that involve love And I'm sick when I breathe And I wish you would leave At the very least, quit the contractions It's not wrong, I mean, Christ, but I don't think it's right To just slice for a piece of the action Oh, what a wonderful party Oh, what a comfortable home Oh, what a wonderful body So what's in the bottle, what's in the bottle? (It is so comfortable) I have been pro-vanity since I could know No one will ever care to see what I don't show In the room I kept her locked she grew up talking just like me I thought she would be different and withstand the shock Imitating what she knew she consequently grew Into a pair of M40s and seventh-hand shoes And I'm sick of myself And I wish you could help Have a shot with me, pull up a ladder Oh, it sounds like that spirit we haven't been hearing Since 1916 when the dada came dearing And maybe you'd be happy To be pro-vanity

Bethany Robinson~ Thank you! At least this one doesn't skip!

Does anyone know the strumming pattern for this song?

great artist thanks :) for this song

Love this...So beautiful...makes my heart smile with the love of forever young friends! Bravo!!

Good song. Always feels more like a Dresden Dolls song than solo Amanda, not sure why.

Does anyone have the original, raw version of Provanity? I got it from AutomaticJoy about ten years ago, but my HDD crashed and can't find that version anywhere. If someone would upload it, it would be much appreciated. Thanks AFP fans :)

his voice.... <3

Thanks for the great upload ;) I couldn't find this song anywhere else!

OMG. This sure takes me back to the Lydia Purple times of my life.

Beautiful song!! Just left a concert where they performed this. Loved it!

I just now realized how truly beautiful this song is

somebody beat me to uploading it. If you haven't already found it, it's the top hit when you search Amanda Palmer Assistant. It's a lyric video

Anyone else want to know the story behind the line "Have a shot with me, pull up a ladder."? 3:04

I think this is my new fave song by her. brb, gotta listen to this on repeat for an hour before i sleep.

Upload The Assistant please I am begging you I'll give you my firstborn.

Thank you so much for uploading this! I missed out on the Kickstarter, and this is one of my favorite old AFP songs, so I'd been dying for an updated, cleaner-sounding version of it... when I found out it was a Kickstarter exclusive after the whole thing was over, I was really upset, but it's here, so... thank you!