by the way, did not a single person in that audience consider it weird that ron white made a joke about his dog being able to have all his babies at the same time? like i get its a joke and a call back to the former time he used it. but to use it in regards to a dog? is that not considered weird ESPECIALLY in 2012?

fun fact about getting osama... obama was told about his location several times and received requests for permission to go and get him and obama 4 or 5 times refused and would not give an answer as to why. it wasnt until a general mentioned its a bad look to not want to go and get him that finally approval was granted. he then had the audacity to take credit for it when it was HIS refusal that delayed his death. had they been approved the first time they made the request i would say he earned some level of credit, but instead he denied them several times and refused to elaborate as to why. god bless our troops that actually did the job because obama was certainly no help. makes sense though when you realize that obama is a terrorist sympathizer and likely saw osama as a inspirational mentor.

That is my most favorite political ad EVER!

"Apocalypse Now" and "The Godfather" actually ISN'T what I would think their movie taste is so much as "Wall Street," "Air," "Boiler Room," "Glengarry Glenn Ross," "Moneyball," "Thank You For Smoking," "The Founder," "Casino," "The Pursuit of Happyness," "The Social Network," "Jobs," "The Wolf of Wall Street," "On the Waterfront" (anti-union), "The Fountainhead," John Wayne Vietnam movies, Mel Gibson movies, and Dinesh D'Souza documentaries. Most people on CNBC are Mussolini-adjacent when it comes to economic politics, so bleak 70's dramas that are critiques of the hollowness of American virtues aren't exactly what I think they would be gobbling up.

Ron White is awesome!

Boo H. House(the “H” stands for “Haunted”) was the greatest It gives me solace knowing that Boo is in good company with my Dynah (they resemble eachother)

Me after saying the most triggering words around wannabe gangsters in school

0:05 "*chuckles* Im in danger" Ralph says optimistically😊😊😊

Robin Williams was one of the greatest stand up comedians who ever lived. May he forever Rest In Peace

famous last words "Im in danger"

Al is lifes voice always observing and taking in all the key points and spitting them back out in the way only he and of course his incredible backing band members can all the while remaining humble kind and respectful to everyone... he has pulled me from some dark times and left me smiling and enlightened. Al is THA MAN "I HAVE NO GENETALIA I SOLD MY KIDS FOR CHEESE" thank you Al

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you post a Taylor Swift hate comment on Twitter

SOUNDS MARVELOUS.........STARCHILD DAMON its GERMAN FOR DEMON SPACEMAN CATMAN.

when you're playing a scary game and you see the message "Hold Shift to Run":

Haha I am in danger later ahhhhhhh

Ivanka can put on a fake smile and act like she's brushing it off. But Junior never could hide how much it hurt him.

Your 25 million loving flame heather

Yes Geraldo, you have to fake laugh. Our market research shows that 2% of the audience hasn't heard that joke yet.

I was there at the very front by the stage e every band member had a can of smelt liquor and a bottle of whiskey next to them they were all fucked up not just David Lee Roth but when he said he forgot the words he left the stage for like a good hour before he came back sober Eddie and Alex just jammed till David came back nest show ever i got eddie van halen s guitar pick i was that close

Have you ever spent time in an infantry unit, son? Ever served in a forward area? Ever put your life in another man's hands, ask him to put his life in yours?

I wouldn't be surprised if Walter started being invited to the company Christmas parties

Belos when Luz comes back from the dead

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - H. Simpson

Shalom to the listeners and the uploader ❤ 🙏

I love the Funky Cold Medina reference in Isle Thing, as a callback to the original artist he's spoofing 😂

Me when school:

This was one of a handful of cassette tapes I grew up with. I've had trouble sleeping since I can remember. Sunday nights meant Dr Demento and some Weird Al. Once I got BHD and RWS I listened to those tapes like crazy.

I love that the picture of ranch has more stuff added to it the more she says ranch. It's like a modern Brutalmoose joke

40 years of Weird Al in 3D. I'll take it! I've known this album longer than I've known all of my friends. And I've known my friends a long time.

Anjer sukuna panik wkwkwk.. (Chuckles) "Im' in danger.."

I love this live version - his soprano towards the end gives me goosebumps. Paul's piano-playing on this also seems even better than usual somehow... Love you Paul. Still hoping to be able to tell you, one day... xxxxx

Be honest, he wasn’t danger

Absolute perfect hour of stand up. Every word, every pause, just masterful.

Classic. Doesn’t get enough credit

I love this motion picture

I listen to all Christmas music 24/7 because it's the only soothing thing in the world that keeps me free from all the hurt in the world.

0:05

That's adorable. Where is this fluff and can I give her scritches?

1:19

Muchas gracias

hallelujah

0:05 when you accidentaly broke your brother's pc gaming

Great music the christmas ❄️☃️⛄🌲🇲🇽👍🏻🐻

But I keep a job and work hard for what I have but I'm no comedian

I don't even have a GED

0:05-The Camping Piggy When Someone Gets A Gun:

When you enter an abandoned house in Japan and you hear a woman croaking 0:05

Now they sleep with their cell phones in a death grip I was going to say camel clutch but it sounded to misleading.

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