I know I’m too old for you, Matt (65), but I’m totally in love with you (swooning) 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Straight on eBay that boy be selling it for 100k and that’s how you level up 😂

Love this Man 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Christina is absolutely gorgeous, such a good looking woman.

Was hoping to see Matt in Amsterdam in October, but tickets were sold out in seconds. Now on the black market between $500,- and $800,- a piece 😞. Bit to steep for me!

Love you, brother❤❤

Epic lol 😂❤

Come to India !

THEY OWN SAZERAC

😂😂

Genie didn’t budge probably cause she didn’t hear me 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard This guy is on fire ❤

​@babarayaz4420 in islam only moulah for mutah

Hahaha OMG !! So funny ❤

Absolutely great!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA Matt is HILARIOUS ❤

Am from the IG is true this guy was sucking two executives dicks for higher opportunity 😂💀

Yes that’s gangster 😂😂😂 wouldn’t expect that answer either .. a BEAR 😳

Well Sophia Petrillo called it. It's always the divorce lawyer. 😂😂😂

He needs to be STOPPED 😂😂😂😂

My boi sets an example for other comics, greatly 👍

*alcoholic go nutz*

Hey white cream 💧 if u dont know anything then do not speak about it.

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

😂😅😂😅😂😅

Sota try to make a joke on hindu religion, beware.

Awwww I thought he was wearing a teddy fresh hoodie for a sec..... Guess not 😔

I got the gremlin joke... And you're not wrong, bro!

He’s absolutely class! A master of his trade

Gj Matt you treats them like normal ppl!! They will never forget that.

The Indian dude doesn’t even know his own religion, it was probably just passed down as a tradition from mommy and daddy

Hi Matt 😊.. I hope you get this message. I want to follow you on facebook but you have so many profiles. Is yours the one that says official? The reason I ask is because I feel it's a scammer. Yiu don't strike me as the type to keep asking women to message you. Lol Your a genuine and funny guy..keep it up. ❤ but Which fb page is yours mister???

I enjoy Matt’s work. He is very knowledgeable about so many aspects of life’s struggles. That is what makes his comebacks so great 4B’s ❤ya

Love how he wasn't afraid to joke with her cause he knew she was there to laff, great job 👏 👍 ❤

People give him a bad wrap but this is just adorable!! Get it Matt ❤ what a sweetheart with a sweet face

You are such a sweet and down to earth person Matt I love you so much never change!!!!♥️✨🫂🥺

Hey is there anyone living in, near or willing to travel to Atlantic City NJ who wants to see Matt Rife tonight at the Ocean Casino? I have a ticket for section 106, Row S, seat 3 that I'm trying to sell because I can't make it to the show. If anyone would be interested lmk and I can give you my contact info so I can transfer the ticket to you.

Put his ashes in the pocket pus. And name it Ashley so he can meet his grandchildren. Bro WTF??? 😂

C'est absolument faux, en Suisse, toutes les cellules ne sont pas individuelles. Je suis suissesse et j'ai travaillé en prison (infirmière).

Hooooly cr4p! You made this kind of jokes when you were only 15?!? I would've been lucky if I would've found my shlong by that age 🤣🤣🤣 You reahihihilly ARE GOOD! 😍 I just discovered you by some fortunate YT recommendation 😉

U mad me cry 😂😂

What is this? Not comedy

I think I might be in love 🤭

He is so good,his quick wit is amazing

The right way to be inclusive 👏🏻

He's right about Miami 🤮

That's my bday

Matt you did mighty fine with your 2nd special. Pawpaw would be mighty proud of his grandson. I'm sorry for your loss. My heart is with you. I know the pain I've lost both my parents and it's hard I feel like an orphan at times like the holidays be safe be smart and be funny as fu€k check your private line

If you don't know about anyone's religion then don't make jokes on them , just go and do research on Sikhism,l . Then you know about the history .

You are a marine 😂😅😂

The welcme to Iowa had me dead