mod 🙏😔😔😔

That cave opened up into the fucking chasm that Gandalf fell into while fighting the Balrog

Bro became patrick star💀

3:29 HE SANS BRO 💀💀💀

2:16 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

2:16 waaaaaaaa

6:00 LeT's A Go WaAaAaAaAa

0:25 Dog?? DOOOOO-😂

That’s not realistic

You don't need a piston for the end there

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh" - me this video. I'm gonna go sniff socks' feet

Running out of ideas? I may have a solution... ANYWAY SCRIPT IDEAS. Socks: man i wish greg would stop making snowmen i don't know how he made so much its summer Greg: i made to muchhhhh Socks: *sees to much snowmen* WHAT DID YOU DOOOO Bjorn: *SNIFFFFFFFFF* AHHHHHH I LOVE CHILDREN Socks: bjorn what did i say about sniffing children? Bjorn: My favourite ukulele sound is A minor Socks: BJORN NO If you could pick up mobs: 1: *whistling down a village* *Sees baby villager* *Picks up and starts whistling again* 2: *picks up parrot* hehe my parrot now 3: greg: hi socks how are you- *Picks up greg and drops him off a cliff* 4: ok so i was just *Sees two sheep and stacks them on to eachother* Anyway so as I was saying If Minecraft had realistic physics: 1. Ok so i built this house and just in case something goes wrong i could just hit one of these end crystals to eject for example if I just *Hits crystal* Ok i guess this is a one time thing. 2. Ok so i rebuilt my house and im not gonna detonate it this time. Oh a llama im gonna hit it. Wait no don't hit me- *Explodes crystal with spit* NOOOO- 3. Ok i am done with this place im gonna go to space to build a house *Steps on obsidian and detonates minecarts under it with a fishing rod* AHHHHHHHH- Most average overworld experience: Time to punch a tree *Tree falling* Wait.. something seems off.. AHHHH you know what i kinda want to build a house. Ok house done but its now night *Creeper comes* WAIT NO MY HOUSE NOOOO stupid creeper didn't want that house anyway. Oh a village time to kill the iron golem *Towers up* Wait a creeper again. No. No go away no, no *Blows up tower* NOOOOO you know what im done with the overworld. *Builds portal next to revine* Hmm im gonna decorate the portal a bit. *Portal falls in revine* Bro, i have no obsidian. Things to try in the next if Minecraft had physics short: 1. Make a tnt cannon but make it launch obsidian instead of tnt and see if you can get on top of it and not fall off. 2. Roll an obsidian ball down a hill into a glass wall and see if it breaks 3. Put greg in a obsidian ball with a bunch of tnt minecarts under the ball, detonate them and see if he survives when he comes down. 4. Eat *porkchop* 5. launch obsidian straight up in the air, go under it and see if it kills you/damages you 6. Do what you did with the obsidian skiming, but put a really thick wall in front and see how much layers it'll go through POV: you're unorganized Ok so i gotta get my lapis for my enchantment table... Wait which chest is it? Is it this one? *Checks* Nope, how about this one? *Checks* No not there either Hmmmm this might take a while... *Searching through chests but Sped up* I just want some lapis mannnnn Oh there's one more chest. *Checks* Oh lapis! Ok i only have enough xp for one enchantment. *Enchants* I got knockback... FFUUUU- If Minecraft had physics: 1.Hmm i wonder what happens if I put a bunch if tnt minecarts below an obsidian platform. *Does it* AHHHHHHHHH! 2.If i blast obsidian into an ocean itll skim like a rock.. *Does it* Huh... 3. Ok i need to bridge across this lava in the nether. *Starts bridging* Wait why is falling? WHY IS IT FALLING AHHHHHH!!! 4. Hmm... Im gonna need to get past this water.. I'll just put some obsidian next to some tnt and detonate. Cool. Now i gotta jump on. *Blows up* *Socks singings hes a pirate from pirates of the Caribbean* Trying to find buried treasure be like: Socks: ok so according to the map it should be right here. *Starts digging* Huh nothing. Ill just dig some more. *Digging sped up* Ok still nothing this is weird. *Places TNT* Nothing still. *Placing TNT but sped up* STILL NOTHING. *More TNT* BRO HOW IS THERE NO CHEST. that's it im done with this I don't even what it anymore. Minecraft players when the see a single spec of blue: Socks: hmmm... Yeah im jumping *Jumps from build limit to bedrock* *Lands on lapis block* Minecraft players when they see a village: *Socks takes everything from chests, kills the iron golem and a bunch of villagers then places a bunch of tnt and explodes it* Deep dark in a nutshell: Socks: Ok gotta be really quiet... *Takes a step* *Shrieks* Socks: what was that sound? Eh probably nothing *Takes another step* *Shrieks again* Socks: ok this is scary *Takes another step* *Shrieks again* Socks: you know what im just not gonna move anymore *Warden spawns* Socks: WHAT NOW *Turns round with warden next to him* *Runs away with speedrun music* Socks: ok, can you say flamingo? Parrot(maybe called dave): f, fff, f Socks: that's it your so close Parrot: f, f F*CK OFF Socks: saw that coming Socks: hi Kevin Little Kevin and Bjorns kevin: hi socks Socks: no not you, you Both: oh ok Socks: no i was talking to Kevin Both: Kevin he wants to talk to you Socks. No, not you Kevin, Kevin Bjorn: hey Kevin Both: hi bjorn Bjorn: no not you, you- Socks: yeah so i was thinking about making a new house and- Bjorn: SNIFFFF AHHHHHH do you wanna have a bad time Socks: was that an undertale reference. Bjorn: hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to- Socks: ok that's enough references outta you. Socks: ok i know we got off on the wrong foot earlier but i thi- Parrot (i think he should be called dave): f*ck off Socks: ok... Socks: bro who are you Sparker(enderman): hey bro wanna see my pearls. Socks: why do you have pears? Enderman: what no not pears, pearls Socks: SO DO YOU HAVE PEARS OR NOT Enderman: i don't have pearsssss Bjorn: SNIFFFF OOOHHHHH Socks: is your berry bush looking ass really sniffing snow? Bjorn: nah it's crac- Socks: Greg what's the matter Greg: I built more snowmennnnn Socks: WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH- Socks: what's big white with no brain Iron golem: YEETS Socks: IT WAS A SNOWMAN socks: can I get some mending? Librarian: no Socks: *breaks floor and triggers tnt* Blacksmith: NO IM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN GET OUT. Socks: or what *takes stuff and goes out the door Iron golem waiting* Socks: Knock knock! Greg: who's there? Socks: minecart Greg: minecart who? Socks: *triggers TNT minecart* Socks: ok, no more jokes Iron golem: *YEETUS DELETUSED SOCK* socks: WHAT DID I DO- Socks: these chickens are tasty Sniffer: *SNIFFFFF* OOOHHHH STANKY TO. Socks: BRO LEAVE ME ALONE wandering trader: grapes? Socks: ok that's it I'm calling them. Wandering trader: calling who Socks: turns around A bunch of iron golems Socks: kills cows Wow this is so much better than McDonald's Sniffer: SSSNNNIIIIIFFFF OHHHHHH IM LOVING IT. Socks: you do that again and I'll eat you aswell. Sniffer: I'd LOVE that Socks: WWWAAAAA- Blacksmith: I will hurt you if you go in my chest. Socks: breaks chest Blacksmith: WHAT NO NO NOOOOOO Socks: I didn't go in your chest Sniffer: SNIFFFFF OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAH EXTRA STANK Socks: why don't you sniff that minecart it's really stanky Sniffer: sniffs the minecart *BLOWS UP* Farmer: BRO STOP STEALING MY CROPS MAN! Socks(you): but they're better than takeout! Sniffer: *SNIFFFFFFF* OOOOHHHH your finger licking good. Socks: BRO SHUT U- Blacksmith: that's it I've had enough I'm telling the golem. Socks: ppfft, yeah, sure buddy *Turns round* Golem looking down at socks.

All in one bucket

I’m Tarzan Random villager-2024

Bro XP 💀

what’s the seed?

Rot

Tultle

Spring locks but the ears and mouth part

I don’t think he used enough he screws borrowed from his aunt

"hi buddy :)" *WAH-*

Bjorn has GOTTA STOP THE MOANING im tired of hearing his ughhhhh

Bro really said 🦍

Socks, is blowing me up your only response to everything

“Let’s-a go!-“”WAAAAAAAA-“ *gets launched to the stratosphere* 5:58

It’s Jesus’s water, it multiply

29:02 OWWW MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“It’s the emerald blo-… Greg?” Greg: “why are we still here??”

69 ПОСХАЛКО

Greg is on his villain arc

Song name pls

Those horses were very nice

What are these mods 😂

Haha so funni 🙄

Is nobody talking about the fact he used netherite to help 😂😂

Water in Minecraft flows to the nearest hole or cave entrance.. basically it tries to look for a hole in the ground… same as squids try to look for the nearest water source 🧐

People who saw his exp 👇

Bjorn jmpscare

Minecraft but screw creepers

Socks if you struggling with finding actual good ideas I migh suggest just looking at some wild mods you could possibly find aswell as just asking Ai and maybe something good pops up. 😂

Jorn:uuhhh Socks:jeeesus

Bjorn jumpscare

Leave Greg be man he tryna be stylish

What mod u use?????????????????

ENTER A GLASS BALL AND FALL from bulit limit

Elderly people tend to edge to my thirteen combustive testicles

What that seed

roblox obby be like:

SNIFFFEEERRRR 🔥🔥🔥

Greg just can't catch a break