HOW IS MY BROTHER CHUUYA WHEN HES MY BOYFRIEND!? Sweet home alabama ig-

Brother: Lovecraft. (Okay) Sister: Tachihara. (😐...) Bestie: Yosano. (HELL YEAH LET'S GOO!!) Neighbor: Poe. (Awww yay!! He's a cutie :3) BF: Kunikida. (Okay.) GF: Poe's raccoon. (GF stands for greatest frenemy in this case) Who I marry: Fukuzawa. (Huh?) Stops the wedding: Atsushi. (Aww!) Have a baby with: Fukuzawa. (Aww poor Atsushi 😢) Our child: Kyōka. (Makes sense TBH) Who I grow old with: Poe's raccoon. (😂) Who I secretly killed: Yosano. (NOOOOOOOO WHHHHY?!) Who I have an affair with: Tanizaki. (Is Naomi dead or something?) Kills me: No one cause I'll still be standing 😊

brother: atsushi - nice sister: akutagawa - hes a transformer ig, dw i support bestie: kunikida - i can see that happening 😭 neighbor: poe - yippee boyfriend: ranpo - id buy bro sweets i love him 😫 girlfriend: kunikida - hes also a transformer, i support!! im bi so did gf and bf, id choose ranpo over kuni tho.. marry: chuuya - YAYAYAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYA (would that be legal tho im a minor 🤨 same for ranpo n kunikida) stops wedding: kyouka - now i WOULD choose chuuya over kyouka but this is more legal.. dgaf tho ily chuuya have baby with: chuuya - its so hilarious that ive mixed me and chuuyas looks together in a drawing before to see what a kid would look like😭already have this planned out.. our child: tanizaki - why does the drawing i made look like tanizaki unintentionally tho.. coincidence? think not grow old with: dazai - yippee! i secretly kill: naomi - i didn't approve of her and tanizakis questionable relationship <3 have an affair with: ranpo - GASP?!?? coming back for my old boyfriend i see.. kills me: kunikida - A BACKSTABBING BESTIE?!??

Brother: Aku Sister : Atsushi Bestie: Kyouka Neighbor: Fukuzawa Bf: Chuuya Marry: Chuuya Stops wedding: Kyouka Baby with: Chuuya Child: Aku Grow old with: Ranpo I secretly kill: Naomi affair with: Kunikida Kills me: Chuuya💀

brother: akutagawa (ryunosuke) sister: kyouka bestie: ranpo neighbor: kunikida bf: poe gf: ? kyouka who you marry: chuuya also WHAT IS THAT IMAGE who stops the wedding: poe… baby with: ranpo child: naomi grow old with: fukuzawa secretly kill: RANPO?? NOO affair with: ranpo. kills me: fukuzawa

Poe is my sister girlfriend and child 😭 and i grow old with his recoon

Brother: Chuuya Bestie: Chuuya SLAYYY who did I secretly kill? chuuya- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYY WHAT WENT WRONGG WTH my full thing- I FEEL LIKE IT HAS A LOTTA LORE BEHIND ITT brother: chuuya sister: kunikida- how?? i won't question it! bestie: Chuuya Neighbor: Kyouka :D bf: Atsushi who I marry: Aktagawa who stops wedding cause they love me: Poe :p who I have baby with: Atsushi my child: KYOUKA- ain't that wholesomeee who I grow old with: Ranpo Who I secretly kill: Chuuya WHYYY Who I have an affair with- Poe who kills me in the end: Ranpo

My brother- kyouka My sister-ranpo My bestie- akutagawa Neighbor- Chuuya Bf- Atsushi Who I marry- kunikida(Darnit) Who stops the wedding cause they love me- Atsushi Father of my child- tachihara Who is your child- dazai Who I grow old with- poes racoon Who I secretly killed: lovecraft, I was mad he attacked Dazai ig. Who do I have an affair with- Poe Who kills you in the end- akutagawa.

Brother: Karl (YAY) Sister: Dazai (Wha...) Bestie: Tachihara (YAYAYYA) Neighbor: Yosano (MOMMY 😍😍) Bf: Lovecraft (Um...) Gf: Poe (oh 💀) Who you marry: Fukuzawa (DILF) Who stops the wedding: Akutagawa (GET AWAY) Who do you have baby with: Kunikida (Um what the hell) Child: Kyouka (BABYYY) Who do you grow old with: Kyouka Secretly: Ranpo (How did I...) Affair with: Tanizaki (whut.) Kills you: Karl (yikes)

Tanizaki Naomi Naomi Chuuya Dazai Akutagawa? Dazai <3 Tanizaki wtf Chuuya Tachihara Atsushi Kunikida lol Ranpo Akutagawa lol

My brother is Tanizaki (oh well) My sister is Fukazawa (what-) My bestie is Chuuya (aye something went right for me) My neighbor is Kunikida (not the worst situation) My bf is Naomi (ok what. Why…. Tanizaki is gonna be crazy) My gf is Kunikida (not bad. I def don’t meet all his expectations lmao. I bet he would know the best places for dates tho) I marry Tachihara (I can work with this. He is a criminally underrated character) Chuuya crashed my wedding (-And I am leaving with him ;33) I have a baby with….. KYOUKA. (😧No.) My child is…. Fukuzawa (y’all what in the incest is this au-) I grow old with Chuuya. (Okay maybe things are looking up for me) TF U MEAN I KILL POE?!?!!!!!??????!!!??!!! I have a love affair with Akutagawa. (I know a lot of people are down bad for him and his cute lung disease but I just quite literally only relate to him concerningly close. He is my fav character tho soooooooooooo) I’m killed by FUKAZAWA WHYYYYYYYY (WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. My own 40 year old musty dusty crusty man child kills me?!)😧💀💀✋ Lord save me😔😔😔😔😔🛐🛐

Brother:Fukuzawa (i go t an old ass bro 💀) Sister:Ranpo Bestie:yosano Neighbor:Atsushi Bf-Naomi Gf-Chuuya (WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT 💀) Marry-Naomi Stops wedding-Akutagawa Baby-Chuuya (bros the baby momma ✋😭) Child-AKU?!?! (maybe he stopped the wedding to declare his love to his mother in a NON creepy way…hopefully…? PLEASE. 😬) Grow old w-Chuuya (😍) Kill-Dazai Affair-Tanizaki Kills me-Tachihara Ill come back later and make a storyline with this its too good 💀

HELP- Bestie: Dazai Bf: Ranpo Who I marry: Ranpo Who stops the wedding: Ranpo Who I have a baby with: Dazai UHMMMM- Excuse me??? (I mean...I'm not complaining-) Update: Apparently i have an affair with Akutagawa.....why is my love life here messier than my ACTUAL love life-

oh my god Bestie: Ranpo Neighbor: Ranpo Who do you have a baby with: Ranpo Who is your child: Karl Who did you secretly kill: Poe 😟

Bro: atsushi Bestie: Karl? Neighbor: kyouka Bf: Ranpo-kunnnn Marry: dazai? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!- wait, ranpo? :( Stop tye wedding cuz they love me: RANPO-KUN?! OMFG Have a baby: Dazai wtf?! My pookie baby: WAN AKU?! WOW! Grow old: DAZAII OMG SO LOYAL! Secretly killed: Naomi?? Affair with: Ranpo? Kills me at the end: CHUUYA-SAN WTF?! Omg tf, wait I'm fyodor-

Brother: karl (HOW-) Sister: Kyouka Bestie: Tachihara Neighbor: Lovecraft ( WELP- I HATE THIS CHARACTER MORE THAN FRIZEGALD) Bf: Chuuya ( not into shorties srry… FR I SOUND LIKE DAZAI NOO) Husband: Kunikida (Yk what i rather chuuya) Stops wedding bc loves me: Poe (YASS POE❤❤❤) I have a bb with: Lovecraft (NAH BRO- 💀) Who is the child: Ranpo ( YASS RANPOOOOOOOOOO❤) Who do i grow old with: Yosano Who did I secretly kill: Naomi (srry Junichiro) Who do I have an affair with: Dazai Who kills me in the end: Poe (makes sense tbh)

Brother: Kyouka (???) Sister: Dazai (????????) Bestie: Karl Neighbor: Karl Bf: Atsushi Gf: Karl Who you marry: Karl (This feels rigged) Stops the wedding cause they love you: Dazai Have a baby with: Akutagawa The baby: Fukuzawa Grow old with: Poe (Karl’s going to follow me til the day I die) Secretly killed: Atsushi Have an affair with: Lovecraft Kills me in the end: Yosano Lesson learned, do not befriend a raccoon.

brother: dazai sister: kyoka bestie: kunikida (rip dazai) neighbor: kunikida bf: YOSANO MY LOVE ??? <333 gf: also yosano what 💗💗💗💗 marry: poe ^_^ stops the wedding: ATSUSHI <3333 who do you have a baby with: dazai… 💀 who is my child: AKUTAGAWA IM CRYING who do you grow old with: yosano’s back ig 💗💗 who did you secretly kill: dazai thank GOD who do you have an affair with: junichiro?? who kills me: NAOMI HELP HEIAJANSNWN

Best friend: Yashiro Classmate: mitsuba Crush: kou Bf: mitsuba Gf: Yashiro(though I guess I don't need it since I'm a girl) Husband: natsuhiko(I don't want this 😭)

Brother : Lovecraft (OH SHIT) Sister : Naomi Bestie : Ranpo (YAYAYAYAY) Neighbor : Dazai Bf : Atsushi Gf : Yosano (i meant to died-) Who i marry : Kunikida (AHGGGHGHG-) Who stop the married cause they love me : Dazai (WHY?!) Who i have baby with : Atsushi (YEAYYY) Child : Tanizaki (Thats make sense-) Grow old with : Poe Secretly kill : Lovecraft (HIT THAT BRO-) Had an affair with : Akutagawa Kills me in the end : Akutagawa (YO WTF-)

My Brother: Dazai (Ooo fun) My Sister: Dazai (So i have only one sibling ig?) Bestie: Karl (ilysm karl 😭) Neighbor: lovecraft (…okay??) Bf: kunikida (oof- a lot of fighting between my bf and sibling lol) Gf: akutagawa (my gf got abused by my brother 💀) Who I marry : kunikida (oh noice) Who stops the wedding: fukuzawa (“my daughter is too young to get married 😭🙌”) Who i have a baby with : lovecraft (TF 💀) Who is my child : atsushi (HES NO LONGER ORPHAN HAHAHA) Who do i grow old with: fukuzawa (I’ll live with my father figure my whole life 😌) Who did i secretly kill: naomi (couldn’t handle the insest?? 💀💀) Affair : kunikida (wasn’t he my husband???) Who kills me : lovecraft (cuz I gave birth to your baby, dude wtf)

Amo esse vídeo kkkkk faço ele todo dia e sempre fica bem suspeito a minha vida

Brother: Akutagawa Sister: Chuuya Bestie: Techihara Neighbour: Atsushi Boyfriend: Poe Girlfriend: Poe Marry: Dazai Stops the wedding: Kunikida Baby mama/dada: Dazai Child: Techihara Grow old with: Techihara Secretly kill: Lovecraft Secret affair: Dazai Kills me: Yosano

LMAOO I laughed so bad with this 1. Brother: Karl (great, a raccoon brother 2. Sister: Dazai (yay!! 3. Best Friend: Junichiro (idk i couldnt recognize due to the black background but i assume its him *Edit OHH no it's not junichiro it's Yosano, had to use google lens to verify. So yay bestie with Yosano! 4. Neighbor: Karl (how is he paying rent? 5. Boyfriend: Lovecraft (not sure how that would happen but oh okay 6. Girlfriend: Yosano again (friend with benefits ig?? 7. Marry: Chuuya (hm okay i rlly like him after all 8. Stops wedding: Kyoka (YESSS KYOKA I LUV U TOO!! 9. Baby with: Naomi (love u too naomi, baby spawned because im on the aroace spec 10. Baby is: Fukuzawa (IM DYING LMAO 11. Grow old with: Karl (assuming he has that such long lifestamp, but siblings supports siblings i suppose 12. Secretly killed: Naomi (WHAT?? im sorry Naomi... no one must know Fukuzawa is our child.... 13. Affair with(im personally changing it to cuddle or smth): Poe (we're both antisocials idk how that would happen but its ok since hes a cutie 14. Who killed me: Karl (...i..is it because i didn't pay your rent or because of stealing ur father..?

I have poe as my brother Karl as my neighbor I marry and have bsf akutagawa Karl stopped the wedding cuz he loved me I had a child with Karl Our child is Atsushi I grow old with Karl I secretly killed dazai I have an affair with mah child Akutagawas killed me in the end (Guess Karl really loved me ❤😂)

Brother: Akutagawa Sister: Chuuya Bestie: Chuuya Neighbor: Atsushi Bf: Ranpo Gf: Dazai Marrying: RANPO Stopped the wedding cause they luv mehz: Yosano Having baby with: Tanizaki CHILD: KAAAAAAARL!!!!!!!!!!! Grow old with: YOSANO Secretly killed.....: chuuya.. Affair with: Ranpo?? Killed meh at da end: fucking dazai. 😭

Brother: ranpo sister: ranpo bestie: aku neighbor: Dazai. Oh no bf: Dazai what the- Who i will marry: Poe <3 Who stops the wedding: Dazai. No stop, i love poe who i will have a child with: Poe, i am loyal child: Kyouka who i grow old with: Kunikida who i secretly killed: Tanizaki who did i have an affair with: aku, my bestie <3 who kills me: Kunikida. Seriously, you're ideals do not ideal anymore

Brother: Atsushi Sister: Akutagawa Bestie: Tachihara (I think i spelled it right) Neighbour: Poe Bf: Ranpo Gf: Atsushi 🤨 Marry: Kunikida Loves me: Dazai bb w/: Dazai The child: Naomi 🥲 Grow old with: Junichiro 🧐 Secretly kill: Yosano affair with: Fukuzawa Kills me: Kunikida (I tried to get Chuya but I guess fate decides otherwise 😭)

Bf, who i marry : Ranpo Who kills me: Poe

Brother: the raccoon (I forgot his name) Sister: Poe Bestie: ranpo Its perfect😂

brother: Aktugawa sister: Atsushi??? Bestie: Kunikida (YAY) neighbor: Kunikida (YAY 2) bf RANPO (YAY) Marry: CHUUYA YAY I LOVE HIM child is Fukuzawa??? who you grow old with: Karl (YAYAYAYYAYYY HES SO CUTE OMG) Who you secretly kill: Fukuzawa An Affair with: Tanizaki Killed me in end: Naomi LOL Naomi killed me for having an affair with Tanizaki lol

Wait a minute…. Brother: Poe Marry: Poe WHAT?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Guess I'm marrying a raccoon ;)

Poe as my bestie and my neighbor :D

Omg, stop, my brother is Ranpo and my bestie is Poe 😭😭😭❤ AND THE RACCOON KILLS ME IN THE END, WTH? Did he get jealous of me and Poe's relationship as besties, like WHAT DID I DO???😭

Brother: Akutagawa (ok so gin is my sister too) Sister: Chuuya (lol so i am officially port mafia) Bestie: Chuuya (well i guess he's the better sister after all sorry gin) Neighbour: Akutagawa (he moved next door;-;) Bf: Poe.... Gf: Karl (welp☠️...) Marries: Dazai.... (Wow) Stops the wedding cause they love me: Tachihara (yeah no i am sticking with dazai) Has a baby with: Tanizaki (i am the ginger collector) Child: karl (weren't you my gf😢) Grows old with: Poe Kills: Fukuzawa (welp he ded now) Has an affair with: Dazai (of course its dazai☠️) Geta killed by: Poe (lol)

Kou is my bestfriend, boyfriend and we married 😂❤ Akane my classmate and crush lol Gf- yashiro nene 😊❤

Bro: Kunikida sister: DAZAI!!! wtf Bestie: Tanizaki..... Neighbor: Poe Bf: Chuuya Gf: Chuuya (I honestly didn't cheat) 💅 Who I marry: Tachihara who stopps the wedding cause they love me: Tanizaki.... I thought you loved your sister. She'll have a lot of hatred for me. Who do I have a Baby with: Poe (My neighbor??? Not the postman??) Who is my Child: KUNIKIDA.........????!!!!!! How is that supposed to work at all? Who I grow old with: Karl!!!! who did you secretly kill: Akutagawa....... got a cought ahh 🎵🎶 gonna need a few ricolas 💅🎵🎶 to get it gone💅🎵🎶 dont call me bro, I´m Diablo💅🎵🎶 want me to show💅🎵🎶 all the fandom💅🎵🎶 ✨my rashomon✨ I dont give a💅🎵🎶 (*cough*) no eyebrows left to pluck💅🎵🎶 when is season 4?!💅🎵🎶 chapter 88 will suck💅🎵🎶 now I gotta fly💅🎵🎶 shopping For Dazai 💅🎵🎶 ohh!💅🎵🎶 is he a 3-ply guy?💅🎵🎶 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3iVZWOvlM12eZYsi=G29rwdSluecXgiOa Who do I have a affair with: Dazai (Do I look LIKE NAOMI???!!!) Who k!lls me in the end: Fukuzawa *FINALLLY* 🙂

Brother: Karl Sister: Jun'ichirō Bestie: Dazai Neighbour: Atsushi Bf: Naomi ( :0 ) Gf: Kunikida ( :0 ) Marriage: Atsushi Who stops da wedding: Tachihara Who i have a bebe with: Atsushi Child: NAOMI?! grow old with: Yosano Who i secretly k.o: Kunikida Aff@¡r: Chuuyaaa who k.o's me: Atsushi

I want tsukasa 😢

Brocher: Kyouka Sister: Ranpo Bestie: Poe Bf: Kunikida Gf: Ranpo Marry: Tachihara Karl stops the wedding I have a baby with Akutagawa Child is Poe Grow old with Karl Secretly killed Ranpo Have an affair with Dazai Akutagawa kills me

Best friend: Mitsuba Classmate: Hanako Crush: Mitsuba Bf: Mitsuba Gf: Yako (Yay) Who I marry: Natsuhiko How did I get Mitsuba THREE TIMES?!?!

Guess the characters! Brother: The boss of the ✨HeRoS✨ Sister: Smart Genius Neighbor: Mystery Ideal Woman Dude Bf: My fucking sister Bestie: Red Head from Alabama Married to: Bff Stops wedding: My Neighbor Has baby with: A short redhead Child: No eyebrows dude Have an Affair: Neighbor Grow old with: A orphan tiger Kills: the same tiger Kills me: Alabamian bitch

Brother:tanizaki Sister:naomi Bff:yasano Neighbour:yasano Bf: akutagawa Marry: akutagawa Stops wedding:yasano Child with:akutagawa Grow old witg:akutagawa My child:kyoka I killed:naomi Affair with:ranpo Kills me:dazai 💀💀💀💀

My brother kunikida marrys me 😭 but poe stops the weddIng cus he loves me then i have an affair with poe, THEN I SECRETLY KILL CHUUYA (my child)

Dazais my brother Akutagawa is my sister The Bestie is poe Akutagawa is Also my Neighbor My Bf Is Kyouka And My Gf Is Kunikida I Married Tanizaki Akutagawa stops the wedding bc he love me I Have A Baby With Poe And Chuuya is the baby i grow old with tachihara I secretly killed chuuya And i Had an affair W Tanizaki And Akutagawa ends up killing me- WTF IS THIS-😭😭 Also Akutagawa wha-

brother Naomi sister : Atsushi bestie : Ryunosuke Neighbour : junichiro bf : carl (DON'T TELL POE POE DOESENT KNOW) gf: carl (AGAIN!!!!!!???????) i marry junichiro (wait but my dad is ... WHAT) kunikida stopped the wedding (he loves me) ranpo is mt baby daddy (my life is chaos) my child: ranpo (wait ... WAIT NO WTF) I Grow old with: atsushi i killed: KUNIKIDA (NAHHHH DON'T MESS WITH MY WEDDING) i'm cheating with: CARL NAHHHHHH in the end my own brother (naomi) killed me

Bestie: nene Classmate: Mitsuba Crush: Mitsuba Bf: mitsuba Gf: nene Marry: nene Dang I’m a player or smth

Brother: Poe Sister: Kyoka Bestie: Kunikada Neighbor: Dazai Bf: Chuuya??? Gf: Naomi… Who I marry: Ranpo Stops wedding: HELP KARL?? Have baby with: akutagawa Child: ATSUSHI HELP??? Grow old with: Yosano (I ain’t complaining) Secretly killed: Tanizaki💀 Affair with: Ranpo Kills me: my child ATSUSHI😔

Brother - ranpo Bf - poe Gf -po Married to - poe Stops wedding cuz yk -ranpo Secretly kills- POE?? Affair with - poes deceased body Kills you - poes deceased body