I actually do not also like women because women like penis, and thats pretty gay.

Your aim seems to be getting better, is the hand healing?

Greed got that rizztraining order.

my journey to a top 10 misogynist

How I almost got cancelled

Title is fire. Have you considered running a hustlers university type operation for shit elo shitters?

What is this title man 😭

Also you never yawned, how is that possible?!

He changed the title!

Omg wow I wish had cute e girl kittens like you I’m so lonely fuuuuck

MY MAN, you lucky bugger 💯

She sounds underage, though.

egirl fiend

the bills cant be this high unc 😭

buddy change the title , u know and I know that u are 500kg u aint getting girlfriends

I feel like Genji's katana should be a separate ability, kinda like how Rammatra alternates to Nemesis Mode. That katana ability should do weaker slashes than his slashes now (maybe 90 damage per slash). And his ultimate could be just a nano blade, but Ana's nano blade shouldn't effect Genji's ultimate.

About good sleep. Ironically, but i play better, when have a bad sleep, lol.

U put a heart on my comment without even playing bad business😢

Blizzard: this is fine.

Every third Tank game play is like 7 rank tiers wide. Seen M5-GM, M5-Plat way too many times, when I was diamond earlier in the season I saw Diamond 2-Gold something. All soloqueue btw.

u sound like videogamedunkey

After push stopped being in everygame I saw people like Flats saying that it's fine now and I was like "no???? This gamemode still fucking sucks nothings changed about that."

so many comments no one will know im gay

I’m a Gold 2 DPS (probably idk) all my games stretch to Diamond, I have NO chance of ranking up, I blame the “forced 50% win rate”

oil up

If you're okay with high ranked players going to low ranks to smurf you can't be mad that low ranks get into high ranks. It's all okay or none of it is.

Where is coach ballsack that talked about coaching people from silver to GM? Before season 9 that was possible but they reward brainless play. The game wants you to carry pieces of trash

The fact that the game matches plats with masters suggests that there is essentially no difference in skill between these players. The game has eroded player expression to the point that you can be two ranks above your enemy and still lose because your team isn’t doing the right thing.

go play deadlock bro this game is dogshit

I'm so glad I don't play comp anymore. I would get so annoyed going against top 500s in my diamond games

Masters five being top 500 is disgusting

Had a comp game last night. Silver 5//Plat 1... Idiots telling us that the matchmaker isn't rigged and working as intended.. The silver on my team, other dps and pulled the entire match down by feeding non-stop, out of position etc. The enemy 'silver' was a smurf who completely obliterated my team.

That's so true. I'm very tired of getting games p1-m5 in solo q while searching game for 17 mins. 5v5 has better queue times. I doubt that queue times on support in ow1 in diamond was 10-17 mins

juno saw her life flash before her eyes

we dont have a bell curve anymore we have a single column of plat-gold

Is it just me, or does this "Masters" icon look like another Plat division icon.

Average "gold support" moment

I’ve had games where it goes from Silver 1 to Plat 1, I destroy those lobbies. I’ve had games where it does from Plat 5 to Diamond 2, I lose those matches. It’s absolutely absurd, that I’m forced to bully bronze players then suddenly fight former GM players. (I’m Diamond 5)

"Brig down guy's, Well, maybe not down but, I certainly annoyed her" Might be the most honest Cloudy impersonation com I've ever heard xD Solo que experience = Play against a stack two ranks higher than everyone on your team, Play against every top 500 on their alt account, Get mass reported by said stacks and end up in cheater que, get your dick slammed in a door, que into servers on the other side of the fucking planet for no reason at peak hours on a Saturday, DDOS, Pissed off mercy main that has been un-able to spread his wings like a peacock and fly for awhile, that former GM tank player that's now in piss low and shouts constantly in comms while jumping in as winston on their bastion zen torb queen and flaming dps for not "using the space", Leaver, thrower, leaver.............joins back-instantly drops again, duo that onle heals eachother in the backline while skipping back to spawn, ddos, 7 game win streak against the biggest bots you've seen in 8 years. BUT FEAR NOT LADS ands FAIR LADIES for the OberWatcH InFluenCers told me that the game is in my hands it's up to me to decide the outcome.------ smile------ Side note I would love to see you do a reaction video to Maevyn belle's, Mourning Overwatch: a final farewell. I hadn't really seen the perspective from the diehard casual and she did an amazing job that if the devs or blizzard staff ever watch the video they are guaranteed to walk up to the roof and test gravity for their failures.

Seems fine to me :) perfectly balanced

It took me 300+ matches to hit Plat support & took even fewer to lose it all again. I'm playing open queue for the rest of the season so I can just "Do it myself" & finish my jade weapons

That cringe-ass simp moment tho

I remember matchmaking matching me (m4 tank) with GM4 people like???

Its getting to the point that i might be in your games now. With matchmaking like this, who needs smurf accounts.

Was expecting another rant style video so slightly disappointed

i’ve had a diamond 1 to gm2 game which wasn’t wide queue

I play rocket league at the highest level. Switched over to Overwatch and my god is it bad. I know how it feels to suck at the game when starting out. However Overwatch is different. And it really sucks because one player on your team truly does make the difference. For example I played a dps match. Our tank kept diving and went 1-8 as Doomfist. I was 15-3 and lost the match. Why the hell am I getting paired with people like that. No way should you be getting paired with people that bad as they should be in bronze? I get punished and lose ok cool. Next match get someone complaining in chat who goes afk. I lose get punished the same. Next two matches I drop 40 kills a game and pop off just so I can get my elo back. I also got placed plat when I don't even play support? But got placed in silver for tank. My god is it a shitfest. I've literally lost with a GM smurf on my team due to our tank being god awful while he drops 60+ kills. It's very sad to see. I even win as tank in plat lobbies with my friends, but when it comes to silver solo queue it legit is so bad. I understand carrying, but I've barely won matches where I had 30K damage and my DPS both had a combined 11k. Or another case is you have a lobby where we didn't even let the team get out of spawn the whole match. I literally sat on the point and went afk and we won. I mean damn my friend queued a gold 3 lobby and the rank range was gold 3 - masters 5???

So push in terms of bad to worse it's flashpoint, clash and then push?

1:40 - LOL!!!! This just sums up my shit elo games perfectly. I random 6 year old trying to frag on Juno, hard yoloing into a full charge zarya for no reason and getting vaporized.

The thumbnail is confusing lol. O thought flashpoint was the worse lolz.