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Anyway, here’s my personal list 14. Donkey Kong - What? No. 13. King Hippo - Animalistic behaving men isn’t my thing as many other people… And I don’t find him physically attractive at all. I have no aversion to heavy men but Hippo has a distinct lack of mobility as shown that he can’t get back up after being knocked down, and along with the fact he eats tonnes of disordered and unhealthy foods of dubious qualities he seems like the worse type of glutton which is the glutton who just doesn’t eat a lot, but also doesn’t care if it’s 5 boxes of microwave dinners or a New York slice of pizza that someone left out for a few days. 12. Super Macho man - Douchebag. Too cocky and frankly a bop. Not physically attractive to me at all. 11. Sandman - I can’t tell if in his family/personal life he is calm or actually nice and not a superhuman lunatic. He’s too tall and buff so I’ll pass. 10. Bald Bull - Same as above. Turkey is a fine country, though. 9. Soda Popinski - Same Sandman’s and I’ll add that I don’t find him attractive. 8. Don Flamenco - I feel as if he would be very toxic. I appreciate the loyalty, though. Not very attractive to me on partial account of his commitment to another person already 8. Aran Ryan - His illustration is not attractive to me but his 3D model is very cute to me. He would be higher if he wasn’t a masochistic… [every word in the book related to being a psychopath] 7. Piston Honda - He doesn’t stick out to me. We wouldn’t click hypothetically either, and he’s not physically my type. I appreciate the commitment and admire how hard he trains, anyway 6. Bear Hugger - He is attractive to me physically on account of his heaviness and beard. He could also throw down on the grill by the looks of it. But as I said he acts like a bear which is animalistic and so that’s what makes him on the middle section 5. Great Tiger - His voice is very attractive, and he seems like someone I would find interesting and like to get to know more. I like his dancing and tricks he plays on Mac in between rounds and being mischievous is a fun quality sometimes. He’s a hottie too 4. Disco Kid - He’s a sweetheart but I think he’s, well… you know. Anyway, he’s handsome but a little too tall. But really, who could hate him? He’s a genuine and optimistic guy 3. Little Mac - He’s has a great build and I simply think he is cool and realistically the most dateable. He’s driven and shown to ride out until the very end especially when you intercept his TKO. I can’t really say much because of his age, which you can see why I shouldn’t by how I describe the next two boxers 2. Von Kaiser - I’d probably break the bed. …kidding I love Germany so I’m a little biased here… but he seems to be a very gentle soul (as he can teach and work with children) albeit stern which is a good balance and I could easily get along with that for the long term 1. Glass Joe - ABSOLUTELY. WOULD. In all seriousness his build is top tier and he has a nice voice to him. Besides that he is a very courageous guy because even with 99 losses he still steps out into the ring and does the best he can with full passion and confidence. Easily the most realistic and sexiest man in Punch Out. I love Glass Joe and I’ll die on that hill.

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