I agree”If you’re going to tell someone the truth you better make them laugh or they will kill you!” Never truer words were spoken.
@sylhomeo63514 ай бұрын
Brilliant and ahead of his time!
@Jondsmusic4 ай бұрын
I love this! One of his best bits ever! Most of these kids are losers and their parents are the brain trust of losers making them! We have far too many mediocre people making mediocre kids! We need the smart people having kids for once!
@MastroPuddu4 ай бұрын
I love george, but he was very wrong about tobacco and uniforms
@spv4205 ай бұрын
old man yells at crowd
@elainehewitt68135 ай бұрын
Hey teachers, leave those kids alone. All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
@matthewconway18885 ай бұрын
The fact he referred to his narration job on “Thomas the Tank Engine” makes this bit even more magical and legendary😂😂😂
@SuperStonehammer5 ай бұрын
He is the greatest prophet of our time! “IF A KID CAN TAKE THE VIOLENCE AND NEGLECT OF HOME AND THEIR COMMUNITIES THEN THAY CAN HANDLE SCHOOLS!” I saw it later in life! The kids who we all thought were crazy and fucked up had nearly perfect attendance! Food and peace!
@johnconcepcion66465 ай бұрын
TOO SOFT
@Welp5037 ай бұрын
As a parent, lmao “fuck the children” hit different
@prohawkk7 ай бұрын
He exposed gen z. He exposed everything. And now I do feel there's an end somewhere now.
@TerryHeick7 ай бұрын
I love Carlin but this bit is almost entirely nonsense.
@ccmetalhead4 ай бұрын
It's hilarious.
@brigittecaron20817 ай бұрын
Is it George Carlin...or...is it George Orwell ..Carlin.....
@1viva9 ай бұрын
He was THE best TRUTH speaker! It's sad he is no longer alive... :-/ He sure would have LOT'S to say about us and the world today!...
@kidpavlo74449 ай бұрын
Bro predicted the future
@ConnorMiller4179 ай бұрын
Everything this man has said has become more relevant today than it was back then. Society has gone so far overboard with everything, especially when it comes to creating content because they don’t want to “offend people.” I’m so sick of censorship, cancel culture, “viewer discretion is advised”, and “I’m offended by this.” Here’s the bottom line: if you don’t like something, DON’T WATCH IT!
@allylondon95799 ай бұрын
He should have met Gen Z 😂
@theplasmatron33069 ай бұрын
Damn straight, even in 2024 it’s gotten worse where their freakin attention is focused on an iPad.
@annamaydonegan170810 ай бұрын
He sure wouldn't have liked today's (2024) kids then.
@Call_Me_Troy10 ай бұрын
Just to save a few thousand lives 😂😂😂 The greatest comedian of all time.
@eulogy4anange110 ай бұрын
Lol
@jaymartin4166 Жыл бұрын
George, I use to get my granddaughter to write me stories she even illustrated some of them. When she was like 12 the teacher was so impressed with her ability to do so she got colleges to start courting her. Our little girl went to Yale and learned to speak mandarin from her roommate. She works for the U N now,but she ended up like Grandad so wrapped up in learning forgot to develop relationships with other people. When you start explaining things they look at you like you speak a foreign language.
@aeoligarlic4024 Жыл бұрын
Now we have soft fruity millennial parents who won't even allow their kids watch the hunchback of notredame 😂
@collinsnider4179 Жыл бұрын
The idiots from Sandy Hook Promise should watch this
@meikadorsey9161 Жыл бұрын
He tried to warn us..😢 We didn't listen
@BenStevenson-c4z Жыл бұрын
❤ George Carlin 😎
@thaache Жыл бұрын
6:31 100% true
@Apsua72 Жыл бұрын
What do you except from an Atheist? No moral compass.
@namesurname1083 Жыл бұрын
If his days children were soft! How about 2023 children? 😂😂
@BigSpinnerdawg Жыл бұрын
Old people been complaining about the same shit for 20+ years lol
@elhajjjazzmere7986 Жыл бұрын
Oh I wish George Carlin was alive he tell all these Trump supporters the fucking truth about him and how ignorant and stupid they are for following this clown 🤡 and expose these so called Republicans leaders for what they money and power grabbing bastards
@GloriaBer-q7s Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! " A few winners, a whole lot of losers!" Love George Carlin for speaking the truth
@Jondsmusic4 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@johngibson6597 Жыл бұрын
This has got to be the 6th GC special that warned us of the future and the world didn't listen. Fast forward to 2023.....
@NellThomas-gp4uf Жыл бұрын
What a genius. Incredible memory, timing, delivery, body language, facial expression. Absolute comic genius. Miss him.
@malcolmcurran624811 ай бұрын
He really was! Nobody else ever since has ever come close.
@phineasp.quimby3162 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin has pushed all kinds of the right buttons - from beyond the grave😃 I can just hear him saying: "F**k that shit!"🤣
@Thunder_Roy Жыл бұрын
4:31 IT HAPPENED TOO!!!
@ZipZeroYT Жыл бұрын
0:32 LMFAO
@davelorenz3285 Жыл бұрын
Thank god George didn’t have kids. He was probably picked on as a child.
@Cheezwizzz Жыл бұрын
Wow nobody called him a philosopher???
@HIGHRISH Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace legend, one of the funniest men ever to lived , love his comedys 😂😂😂❤
@brianh5803 Жыл бұрын
Man...if he was still alive now he has no idea how right he was!
@blasjosue5 ай бұрын
Doesn't need to be alive to see the mess we have become today. He paved the way and predicted many things to come.
@PeterMayer Жыл бұрын
The greatest curmudgeon ever!
@rhs1578 Жыл бұрын
Disgruntled worshipper… 😂
@TheGreyGhost_of43rd Жыл бұрын
What a masterpiece
@ernestcassler2505 Жыл бұрын
I don't like this one.
@willymueller3278 Жыл бұрын
That guy is a genious !
@MarySinclair-t2f Жыл бұрын
George Carlin is a genius
@LordPulpito Жыл бұрын
"And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking". Now I remembered that he narrated several seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine.