@BjornAndreasBull-Hansen

Actually impressive.

2yr warranty send it bk why you repairing it????

😂 3 or 4 hours

Has buyers regret kicked in yet 😂

A little more pressure on the grinder to not kill off too much speed and a pair of vice grips (which any thief that has a portable grinder would have) to hold the link would have gotten through in about half that time. Either way, Any 3T manganese chain with 9mm links or greater are a excellent deterrent.

Every fan is faulty and metabo knows it.....!!!!! yet does nothing - should have had a factory recall

I have 3 all of them are faulty and metabolic don't want to know - customer service is wank

And “yes” we did add the new credit card! Google didn’t attempt to bill the new card.

Had my ebike stolen from a metal shed with 2 thick locks using an angle grinder. Found it listed on Facebook marketplace. Arranged a meet up but the cops didn't turn up when called. I plan to carry an angle grinder around myself now.

these are 7800 cranks

Great and to the point. I have cycled most of my life and I'm now 72yrs old and do 25to 35 miles once or twice a week in quite hilly country at a reasonable speed on my 5 year old rim brake Trek Emonda ALR and I'm ok after it. I also go out on some of my cheap old steel bikes most days for around 7 or 8 miles at a casual pace just to keep everything moving as I have arthritis in both hips and find this helps. I suppose you have to do something as you get older and find what works for you and cycling is the best and cheapest way. Keep it up mate.

Thats almost 20mins trying to cut through the chain, it ain't worth it.

A thieve is NOT going to spend too much time stealing a bike or scooter making all kind of loud noise in public.

What's the chain thickness? 12/13/14mm?

I have 7 bikes. Trek 4500, Trek 370, Masi Bellisimo, canondale F2000 , Schwinn Trailway , Specialized Rock hopper and finally ozark trail G1. I have a preference for vintage bikes.

You can see it in high speed action towards the end of this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYK5mqeQgqd9obssi=c9kpfIUcjK3GCCNC

Let's see. I've got the Murray cruiser, the Surly Wednesday, the Salsa Journeyman, the Rans Rocket recumbent, the Easy Racer long-wheel-base recumbent, the Surly Moonlander, and the Ross Mt. Whitney that I bought when I went to college. I just need one more, or maybe two. I have vowed to be a Rivendell owner before I kick the bucket, and I want a Surly Big Dummy, a Karate Monkey, a Salsa Fargo, and a Velo Orange Polyvalent. But that's it, I swear.😃

Yeah, modern bikes and all the latest gadgets, I don't want them. I have six bikes, they all do differrent things and most of them are 20/30 years old. They all run Shimano cause it goes on and on. I have some 25 year old XT front and rear mechs on two of my bikes, they are solid, work like a dream and all I have to do every few years, is put some new pulley wheels on. Carbon bars, wheels, stems etc, I will never put my life at risk with that stuff, Ive had expensive carbon fly rods just snap on me for no discernable reason, enough said. Keep it simple and maintainable, thats my philosophy, there isn't a thing on my Surly LHT, that I could not fix/replace in the field, any field, anywhere. Tubless tyres, electronic gears, bottom bracket gear boxes, the greater the complexity, the greater are the consequences of failure. I dont want any of it.

I have a Carrera Subway 8 Hybrid Bike it must be 30+ years old? Living on Teesside expensive bicycles are stolen within days. This old bike is my legs and a makeshift walking stick as I have cerebral palsy. I can only hobble about twenty yards unaided. Bicycles are an invention beyond words. Some days on this bicycle are sublime, a slightly frosty Autumn day when the sun is rising or setting on the horizon,you can see your breath and the road ahead has a light frosting and thoughts turn to home and a mug of tea by the fire.

Yes, I tend to agree with freedom. The history of cycling is the innovation of rider + bike and finding a way, self-reliance. The bicycle is like a calculator to extend/multiply those leg efforts. Rider is pilot and pistons combined to bring the bicycle to it's full potential. Congrats on your 500+ mile challenge. Great story!

Thanks for the great topic. I'm a former road cyclist now on trails. I'd suggest picking your route into wind or steeper hills 1st half. Then focus on a negative split on your return. Use the wind or gravity to get home. Also, I've found longer recovery from high intensity even short bursts. Try to hold 7/8-tens max effort & pay attention to your breathing. Spin those legs freely going downhill helps with recovery. Be aware of your posture & relax shoulders to ease tension, cheers 🙂

That's not right. I have the same with mine. Scroll down for my comment kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4WtqIega5lkldk

exactly know what you're talking about. i'm 95-100kg and limited my riding to 60kms max when road riding, but usually just go by time - around 1,5h is enough, after that it's getting boring really fast. mountain biking is quite different - you work in intervals, technical sections and downhills are easier on the body (energy wise). i can do a 4-5 hours trip, up to 900-1000m vertical and although i'm spent, it's not the same as with road biking. and it's no so boring, which is a major factor for me.

At least I kno he won’t hear my foot steps when im walking with my hole maker

Go drive a truck. I believe you call them lories. See Europe and take your bicycle along.

With your unique academic background in both Arts & Humanities and also Science subjects, you could consider working supporting university students with study skills/mentoring on a 1:1 basis. Often unis recruit directly but some outsource this kind of work to agencies. You can pick up flexible work doing this to supplement your income and choose your hours. You could do this pretty much full time (though there's often a lack of work during the summer, but then you can often pick up work with exam invigilating) or part-time while experimenting with other roles. You won't make a fortune but might find it rewarding to use your skills in this way

I’d sell everything buy sailboat and enjoy life .

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You, sir, are the John Cooper Clarke (or Tom Waits, to North Americans) of 21st Century bicycle addiction. You have a most colorful and poetic way of describing the jeopardy.

BACKPACK END ALL: Bakpacks arent subjective they have a resounding epicenter 1st & subjective that comes 2nd. In other words all backpacks in thworld should start with this. Backpacks: All they are is cubic centimeters. Contents u place in them. Thats whats highly personal & subjective. Back pack has 2have wide cushy shoulder strap hug body when closed aero dynamic keep heavy items hence cg clise against, huggimg body. Comfortable. Not nylon sandpaper canvas. Shrink as it empties conform 2shape of contents shock absorbemt no sharp edges & be so cmfortable it can be stuffed with leaves & douple as a pillow or mattress when empty. It should be elastic & insulated. This is th wrlds best backpack. There is ZERO neoprene or thinsulate backpacks on thmarket today. Not even 1. Lets see if any1 jumps on thbandwagon after i xplain 2theez people what a backpack is supposed2 look like. Collapsible stretchy hug body when shut smoofh confour aerodynamic when filled OR shut. Wide neoprene cushy shoulder straps insulated non abrasive. I put that .357 in that neoprene holster.. Its so vastly superiour 2some stupid ass hard leather or plastic perfectly shaped $130 sharp edged garbage sexy looking box of a holster u got digging in 2 yr side all day. People need 2 learn2 jump off th sexy image barbie plastic buy with yr passions sht. I wear this soft cushy holster on my lower back waist covered with t shirt nobody even knows it is there. I found a company who ACCIDENTLY designed it& only I would evr be capable of spotting this. Did Einstein ever design a backpack? Then W(here)TF is it now? Why do engneers keep new&improving EVERYTHING? Oh I see. Your engineers wr 2d*mn dumb 2get it right. Einstein was nowheres even remotely near on my level& 2year old mentality customers meanwhile, they cant be held responsible. Way2much clutter& "depends what u wanna do" going on up there in that hedv thrz 2b able nail smthing evn as simple as a ******** bag. That u put on yr back. U can't even make thistuff up. Stop 5star star reviewing thleast of thp "ten best" evils. Zero common sense or concept perfection. How is this possible? Fact: 80% humans = Lucifers kids = nephilem of old = memory erased demons placed in flesh with hadron collider organic portals hive mind linked2Satans BEAST cmputer Saturn. Just as days of Noah. Satan has entire mind downloader/eraser they DONT know they not human. Note satan& his plasticines annointed by Yahweh (Who also bans all angels from speaking 2humans) so if u think God blessing yr effrts&homes, not evn nearly thcase. Did u know babies2day stabbed in thback with EIGHTY deliberately poisoned vaccines b4 they allowed excercise evn a shred of that innocent "free will?" Think about (that.) BACKPACKS: Are demonized also&all manufacturing controlled by Satans plasticine biblical tare race. Products engineered2break merry go round goose chase. Reptilian angels&demons in flesh on earth NEED MONEY. TOO. And they NEED2& DO oppress, demonize& make things difficult as possible4 4u.= tunes u 2h*ll. Most of u Subscribe. 5star Review thm. U must grasp all this b4 u cn tune in2 an epicenter. A frequency dissolves yr evil matrix. "It's ll subjective" say humans who 5star review clowns. If this mentality wr put in charge downloading yr own bodies earth'd run over with sheer batsh*t lunacy&all over thmap disaster area. All of u put together history man wr not able process yr reality so as2pull Satan out by throots &delete money like I did. You humped Satans Batman& joker Trump/Biden. Cash incentive Trump. Praying Yahweh bless u with more cash. They are cmputer animations. Versus me: Did u know 2now worldleading bike bag designs I engineered? Revealed decades ago now taking over bicycles? Its true. "Thoze wr my designs." Google "12 Litre Saddle Bag Bike"& "Front Fork Bike Dry Bag 10 Litre. So let me tell u about yrself now: "Every way of a man is upright in his own eyes." "They tear their house down with their bare hands." U people 5star review Satans termite food campfire fuel lousy blooow yr straw house down straw homes wood frame cardboard box homes. Homes METICULOUSLY engineered 2tear thmselvz down, MASSIVE upkeep maintenance cost along thway. People: Are raised 2b absolute cry 4their bottle wade thru MASSIVE resources greedy nevr enuff pigs who refuse 2bow 2threality that less is more. You men made pigs of yrselves when u HAD rice, so now u dont have any. If we give u rice, we'll all be in trouble. You dont know how2 conserve. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Part Two BACKPACK Now if there's smthing that makes us weak willed, it's hunger& these people won't flinch2 recieve Satans chip in they skin so as2 feed they kids with cash. Build a 20' igloo stone dome. Will last 10,000 years cost few bags cement. Reminds me of flashlights. Mine bolted 2my hat = dim candlelight last 6hours my entire home electric bill low as 55 kilowatts. Pig is not a bad word, hatespeach nor is it a backstab. YOUR flashlight? = brighter is better syndrome&cooling fins incinerates battery in minutes2bright 2c blind u while yr nose in google trying buy yet bigger house brighter flashlight& &220 f******g horspower car. 2 HUNDRED horses jus2move yr greedy liddle pig a$$ down throad. I have highest IQ history man = my ideal home a few bags cement &rocks gathered roadside 2build a stone igloo commute once a month store ebike $75 food bill per month. (I live on a food forest.) 80% "humans" = Demons in flesh = scrypts. = FALSE REALITY. Not engineered 4learning curve&yes they magicians cmpared 2u Satans computer that controls thm can hack reality its ADVANCED. U live in a matrix&PC was not invented couple 2-3 decades ago. All things. Have a balanced epicenter. Bicycles. Have resounding epicenter& only I am thking of kings &capable nailing it. Motorcycle epicenter = SUPERMOTO period. Eternally4ever& u must descend only so far&no farther from that only 1balanced epi. Basketball on u finger = any direction deviates from epicenter &ball begin fall. Basketball shape = ROUND. Roundest backpack = same. I actually FOUND it. Online. People who accidently made it? had ZERO CLUE thdiamond they held in they hand designed it strictly ONE item specific. Shows u how dumb i keep telling people they are nobody evn bought it. People think with they nerve endings like a liddle2year old. Let a 2year old choose thfamily car = lunacy. Now u know how I feel when I have2buy products from u clowns. MY WORLDS BEST BACKPACK: This breedv pack almost non existent. Often outrageously expensive. Cuzv a little more pricey material? I have (highest) IQ history man. No joke. I bought th thing. I already been using this same pack many years as holster 4a .357. Lets see if Einsteins 1st ever tomato plant was 17' 3" &scallion bulbs soccer ball sized utilizing method I invent myself my 1st ever garden. All thworlds problems can be solved in thgarden. Where I am is ALWAYS where people will be. I... am thpresident. I.. am reality. Not Satans moneyflo "Trump." Buy a farm. Build ONLY (my version) of a stone dome&get back 2eden DELETE MONEY. ACTIVELY curse any company sold u junk. Those prayers are real &they powerfull. Satan was Jesus elder brother of 2million years ruled creation when yr solar system was heaven&angels lived on yr planets. Lol he rules with cmputer& a little medical money RFID chip u put in yr skin. He ruled with money back in heaven. Lol he downloaded a teeny tiny invisible worldwide scary enemy. Scamdemi. So he could control earth with one PC. Lol virus obviously going 2b in th n>(ose) swab&waxxines. End of thday how many u geniuses want me link u 2worlds greatest history of mankind now& in2 all eternity backpack, or, maybe evn my unique stone home design? Not even on = a cold&deadly eternal silence filled thforum bcuz 80% humans = demons& not engineered4 learning curve or 2b able even grasp such a concept, get thquestion right or knowhwre2 point& u humans meanwhile are humping them. Stop humping I love u I pray 4u purple flower snake oil manufacturing clowns. U can easily spot them by what they (never) do.

*BIKE SEATS END ALL:* "Turbo saddles wr king. Hard seats better." Not so fast: Best cushion ever made was humans muscle. Dogs foot under thin elastic skin. High thread count tire carcass deform waaay better over road reduce vibration transmitted 2bike/gigantic energy lost. Knobby tires will average 8mph on a 30 miler fireroads over a mt. Where slicks will average 12mph. Few people evr experience such LOWEST roll resistance tires. Parts that (actually) wrk = big money they keep u on endless tire shopping spree knobbie tread goose chase. Tire shall be slick period. Demons turn engineering in2 endless merry go round new&improve sucker bait. Yr engineers wr 2dumb2get it right th1st time? Ah i see. They deliberately engineer hidden demons. Keeps next new factory stocked. Try a plastic or carbon flexi carcass saddle mirrors Brooks with silicone gel over thin hard foam topped with elastic polished thin shiny leather or vynil shade net. Clear silicone = highest quality gel. 95% "gel" saddles corrupt deliberately compromised dry porous "gel." Not all silicones pure either. Just as days'v Noah 80% humans nephilem spirits = demons Satan place in human body with Hadron Collider hive mind cmouter cntrolled = yr corrupt goose chase merry go products they magicians cmpared2 u. Reptilian angels cntrol all demons. Your solar system used2b heaven. Satan: Jesus elder brother ruled creation u live in false reality he rule with cmputer. Can hack reality. People curse defective products those curses pwrful prayers if any1 rip u off simply send angel 2that cmpany. Seats shud be quick release like click in pedals. Just like when I designed brake lever shifter Dual Control 4Shimano overnight incinerated shifting wrldwide hasnt been improve evr or since. My Dual Control I built in garage 80g would last lifetime 10 parts counting washers. Shimano: Cost fortune heavy as a tank gadjillion teeny parts utterly impossible repair roadside. Gel: I had REAL gel seat, then every1 i got after was lousy corrupt "gels" bcuz gels WORKED. Asians: Predominantly Satans DIRECT DNA when he mate with Adams1st wife Lilith who had almond eyes. Asian culture admit: They descend from dragon (Jesus elder brother.) Who still serves Yahweh lol& puts all who reject Yahweh in h*ll. Burning his kids is a FOOD 2him. Theez Asians think he gonna bless thm. (Yahweh turn Halayel ("Satan") in2 humanoid scaled black snake with wings = now he cant mate anymore (Genesis 3:15.) = He why he preserve his bloodlines2 oppresses others. Satan putting all his biblical tare race in h*ll now. People'v become label humps specifications eliterate utterly disgustingly imbecile its terrifying they want chocolates& flowers advertising. Whatever caters 2their dillusional version of reality gut feel like Ed Van Halen did with his 1st Tesco Del Rey bells& priddy looking whistles guitar like we ALL do when day1 batsht novices. Ed had a brain& a good1 he learned = Ed built his own guitar. He knew better Satans a$$holes designed them ones on th shelvz. Get back 2square1. A Bicycle: Point A point B straighline carry sduff. Just as MUCH sduff as possible. Period. = Must be STRONG STRONG STRONG perfect ONLY handling. = NOT a$$up bent way over2narrow bars whippy spaghetti tube flexi frame. Handling: Low CG wide stable triangulation bars not thdiametric opposite = 10speed "road" bikes with deadly teeny tiny itsy bitsy yellow polkadot 160psi tires rolling under horrificaly crippling dangerous ergonomics narrow bars& sphaghetti flexi frame members. ALL road (motorcycles( shud look like a SUPERMOTO = epicenter motorcyle. *& bicycles MT. BIKE ONLY. Back in thday Lucifers kids used racing& hero appeal glorify/decieve shthed idiots in2 humping worst piece of cycling engineering evr worshipped that killed crippled millions while crippling ergonomics = road bikes. Satan HATES bicycles cuz they free energy deletes his money so he glorified idionic 10 speed. Perverted Mt. Bike racerboy concept however made bikes handle be durable light& STRONG. Big thank u 2them. People are idiots cant connect dots 4got thquestion manufactures quick2hump theez clowns made gut feel racerboys they president. I am not a race I'm a worldleader&bicycle = point&shoot carry sduff on safest ergonomicaly PERFECT bike built2last a lifetime. Motocross/supwrmoto bike = perfect riding position. Modern Turbo saddles: Best saddles of our modern era. Very thin hence highly elastic leather over foam FIRM foam. Leather is great. But when used wearing SILICONE gel shorts u could go 3 centuries on that hard little Turbo. Gel done correctly is king not Brooks rawhide Cow skin: Varies in quality4godsakes just use a piece of any# STABLE gadgillion choices u have in plastic. All a Brooks saddle is is a piece of rawhide engineered 2mimic plastic. "Oh but it conforms sooo perfectly 2 yr own anatomy" lol so does plastic minute u sit on it = what a car tire doing a gadgillion times a mile whole Brooks cult snobbery thing a liddle batsht looney somem1 ask "Do Brooks saddle get heavier in thrain?" Ofcourse they do they a 3/16 " leather sponge. Even if u treat top, water gonna splash up from bottom soak yo a$$ &that sponge of a seat. When i leave leather glove in rain = bad it begin digest th leather = tear easier. Brooks state: "No, Brooks saddles should not get heavier rain because they should not be ridden when wet. However, if Brooks saddle does get wet, it can be allowed to air dry naturally will be fine. Riding Brooks saddle during heavy showers or storing direct sunlight or heat for long periods can damage the leather. Likewise, the material we use will not be affected by rain. Cambium saddles are also available in a carved version for riders who seek to reduce pressure on the perineum or desire a more flexible saddle." Again put some silica gel over thin flexy durable plastic topped with 5mm glued on dense memory foam cover. Use 2 - 3 layers durable material say 2mm uv stable vynil shade net u will have th overwhelming epicenter of all saddles. There always1 in every crowd: Any1 saying "it doesnt wrk!" in comments = same "always subjective" person sdarting an alternate reality company with a few thousand people always willing2 5star Amazon review lunacy.

E bikes basics end all. How to Build Superiour E Bike Yourself: Do not purchase pot metal e bikes designed by Lucifers kids or recommended by housewives& reviews Amazon. 95% humans = I ride the 1st last e bike will ever have 2b built &will last u a lifetime. Step 1: GO LOOK@ YOUR NEW BIKE... Did u watch? FABIO URBAN RIDING ON Mt. Bike. U want STIFF DURABLE DESIGNED BY PROS Bike. Buy COMPETENT thoroughbred Mt. Bike 1st. $200 kit ebay 2nd. Thats it. Understand never ever 2buy a pre built proprietary parts factory snake oil business E Bike pot metal flexible e bike for 3k with horrific ergonomics & crippled gearing& lousy components rusty cheap bearings stretchy spokes & brakes that wasnt built 4world champions on insane single tracks. Never buy bizarre huge tires or little idiot wheels cost $300 2replace tires $40 weird 2lb tubes or proprietary snake oil parts u can never find replace. Parts u can never find anywhere. Stick2 COMMON PARTS. BIKE must be STRONG STIFF STIFF STIFF STRONG STRONG WHEELS. I have supported 450lbs where thrubber meats throad. I could feel my worldclass STIFF handlebars& entire thoroughbred frame flexing. Satans fancy e bikes would break in half in minutes as comparison what u see video below. Worlds best e bike? Is in my driveway. Do NOT SEARCH 4 an authority above me. Doesnt exist. Modern bikes look like they do bcuz of me as do all world hour records broke since Graehm Obree ergonomics pioneered by me. All Tour De France riders went 2 Dual Control levers 1989. Shimano NEVER built better to this day. My engineering is END ALL go watch my short E Bike tutorials end all how 2attach beattery or carry stuff etc. Very simple. Step1: Just purchase used top of thline dual suspension Mt. bike $500. Done. Step2: Bolt on DIRECT DRIVE 36v kit (stone reliable) or planetary 10-20 amp 36v battery. (I am 150lb. I get 35miles 16.5 ave. Speed or 70 miles 13mph.) Geared motor 8lbs can wearout 3 - 10,000 miles. Rear drive Ok but horrible 4changing flats lousy gearing. Bikes are 98% made 2POINT &SHOOT. After that turn once in a great while YOU DO NOT LIVE IN AN OBSTACLE COURSE there4 Front drive is probably preffered. Direct drive 22 lbs, but, goes 50,000 miles SUPER reliably. Done. Thats it. That is all. Bolt on $200 36v kit: 1. NOT 48v 2. NOT 72v ....kit 21mph max speed only. RE READ LAST SENTANCE. 21 MPH ONLY ONLY ONLY. Less is more MUCH more on COUNTLESS levels. BUY aero bars or long cowhorns (Origin 8) HANG... I SAID HANG.... NOT BOLT ON WITH METAL.. Hung with flexy nylon straps in TENSILE.m a FLAT PLATFORM front of bike like world leader BIKE MESSENGERS do. Never supported on COMPRESSION metal bars like MESSENGERS that will vibrate like mad break. Hang: Wirh elastic shock absorb 2" nylon straps..a basket or simple steel grate welded wire platform made of wire just above front wheel is best front 4groceries. U can use AERO BARS 2hang that basket. DO NOT BUY 1of Satans front baskets. Place battery in frame/above top tube best centrally or simply in basket strapped with velcro straps against CLOSE2 handlebar. Battery low on frame is better, sure, but requires tooling& advanced skill. Your e bike is done ready2 ride. Make sure use WIDE strong handlebar with bar ends USED BY PROFFESSIONALS ONLY. NOT AMAZON POT METAL BARS. U must have wide bar leverage steer heavy front end. U MUST MUST have wide bar for triangling your arms FOR STABILITY WIDEST TRIANGLE. YOU MUST MUST MUST LOWER LOWER LOWER SEAT all the way. You will get much less wind drag MUCH LOWER CENTER GRAVITY STABLE HANDLING & PREVENT FLIPPING OVER FRONT OF BARS (When braking downhills heavy items front.) Yes u CAN PEDAL BENT KNEES. MAKE yrself ALWAYS PEDAL on E Bike "save gas." It cost 5 pennies charge e bike. I go 40 to 70 miles 12 to 16mph ave. Speed. You can now carry 2 5gallon buckets bar ends or4 2 x 4 resting bars strapped 2waist. You WILL NEED. To carry long things/more things on occassion. hence WIDE BARS. I carry gallon milk each bar end. Or buckets filled with light items, bread. 70lbs battery/groceries front basket max. (Or u can flip forward when braking or downhill breaking.) I easily carry 50lb corn, even 100lb corn basket not counting 15lb battery. But u must be very careful experienced rider 2do that. I have carried 30 tons in 11 days with this bike. Using a trailer SINGLE WHEEL 20" WHEEL TRAILER ONLY NEVER 2 WHEEL. I destroyed 2 pot metal cheap trailers doing it & shred back tire but u WONT do that on Satans garbage pot metal bikes. Use E bike rated tires. These dual suspension Pro bikes designed 2do 5 ft. cliff drops all day. Comprende? Get this: They weight 21lbs! BIKE MUST BE STRONG STRONG STRONG WHEN CARRY WEIGHT. Lol Lucifers kids downloaded super hero avatar Elon Musk computer animation in2 your matrix 2Whitewash me. (Lol Yahwehs annointed son Halayel ("Satan") can hack reality. He was Jesus elder brother back when your solar system was heaven. DO NOT BUY HIS DEVIL HORN SH*T BIKES he hates free energy. He wants money pay2play only. To learn what not2 do watch Dirtpatcheaven video "Does This E Bike have 2much Power? Urban Glide E Bike Review.") All manufacturing is controlled by Lucifers kids. Bikes Direct also great place buy NEW bike new. Satans kids DONT KNOW THEY POISON. They literally tear their own house down with their bare hands. Dont subscribe them or buy in2 their poison angel of light photoshop engineering you are NOT qualified 2know where 2point as an engineer I was ONLY ONE PUT ON EARTH 2DISSOLVE MATRIX. Satans kids are not humans. They computer animations. This is what top line Mt. Bike can do = STIFF DURABLE CAN HANDLE STRONG BREAK &(actually) has GEARS see FABIO URBAN CYCLING

BACKPACK END ALL: Bakpacks arent subjective they have a resounding epicenter 1st & subjective that comes 2nd. In other words all backpacks in thworld should start with this. Backpacks: All they are is cubic centimeters. Contents u place in them. Thats whats highly personal & subjective. Back pack has 2have wide cushy shoulder strap hug body when closed aero dynamic keep heavy items hence cg clise against, huggimg body. Comfortable. Not nylon sandpaper canvas. Shrink as it empties conform 2shape of contents shock absorbemt no sharp edges & be so cmfortable it can be stuffed with leaves & douple as a pillow or mattress when empty. It should be elastic & insulated. This is th wrlds best backpack. There is ZERO neoprene or thinsulate backpacks on thmarket today. Not even 1. Lets see if any1 jumps on thbandwagon after i xplain 2theez people what a backpack is supposed2 look like. Collapsible stretchy hug body when shut smoofh confour aerodynamic when filled OR shut. Wide neoprene cushy shoulder straps insulated non abrasive. I put that .357 in that neoprene holster.. Its so vastly superiour 2some stupid ass hard leather or plastic perfectly shaped $130 sharp edged garbage sexy looking box of a holster u got digging in 2 yr side all day. People need 2 learn2 jump off th sexy image barbie plastic buy with yr passions sht. I wear this soft cushy holster on my lower back waist covered with t shirt nobody even knows it is there. I found a company who ACCIDENTLY designed it& only I would evr be capable of spotting this. Did Einstein ever design a backpack? Then W(here)TF is it now? Why do engneers keep new&improving EVERYTHING? Oh I see. Your engineers wr 2d*mn dumb 2get it right. Einstein was nowheres even remotely near on my level& 2year old mentality customers meanwhile, they cant be held responsible. Way2much clutter& "depends what u wanna do" going on up there in that hedv thrz 2b able nail smthing evn as simple as a ******** bag. That u put on yr back. U can't even make thistuff up. Stop 5star star reviewing thleast of thp "ten best" evils. Zero common sense or concept perfection. How is this possible? Fact: 80% humans = Lucifers kids = nephilem of old = memory erased demons placed in flesh with hadron collider organic portals hive mind linked2Satans BEAST cmputer Saturn. Just as days of Noah. Satan has entire mind downloader/eraser they DONT know they not human. Note satan& his plasticines annointed by Yahweh (Who also bans all angels from speaking 2humans) so if u think God blessing yr effrts&homes, not evn nearly thcase. Did u know babies2day stabbed in thback with EIGHTY deliberately poisoned vaccines b4 they allowed excercise evn a shred of that innocent "free will?" Think about (that.) BACKPACKS: Are demonized also&all manufacturing controlled by Satans plasticine biblical tare race. Products engineered2break merry go round goose chase. Reptilian angels&demons in flesh on earth NEED MONEY. TOO. And they NEED2& DO oppress, demonize& make things difficult as possible4 4u.= tunes u 2h*ll. Most of u Subscribe. 5star Review thm. U must grasp all this b4 u cn tune in2 an epicenter. A frequency dissolves yr evil matrix. "It's ll subjective" say humans who 5star review clowns. If this mentality wr put in charge downloading yr own bodies earth'd run over with sheer batsh*t lunacy&all over thmap disaster area. All of u put together history man wr not able process yr reality so as2pull Satan out by throots &delete money like I did. You humped Satans Batman& joker Trump/Biden. Cash incentive Trump. Praying Yahweh bless u with more cash. They are cmputer animations. Versus me: Did u know 2now worldleading bike bag designs I engineered? Revealed decades ago now taking over bicycles? Its true. "Thoze wr my designs." Google "12 Litre Saddle Bag Bike"& "Front Fork Bike Dry Bag 10 Litre. So let me tell u about yrself now: "Every way of a man is upright in his own eyes." "They tear their house down with their bare hands." U people 5star review Satans termite food campfire fuel lousy blooow yr straw house down straw homes wood frame cardboard box homes. Homes METICULOUSLY engineered 2tear thmselvz down, MASSIVE upkeep maintenance cost along thway. People: Are raised 2b absolute cry 4their bottle wade thru MASSIVE resources greedy nevr enuff pigs who refuse 2bow 2threality that less is more. You men made pigs of yrselves when u HAD rice, so now u dont have any. If we give u rice, we'll all be in trouble. You dont know how2 conserve. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Part Two BACKPACK Now if there's smthing that makes us weak willed, it's hunger& these people won't flinch2 recieve Satans chip in they skin so as2 feed they kids with cash. Build a 20' igloo stone dome. Will last 10,000 years cost few bags cement. Reminds me of flashlights. Mine bolted 2my hat = dim candlelight last 6hours my entire home electric bill low as 55 kilowatts. Pig is not a bad word, hatespeach nor is it a backstab. YOUR flashlight? = brighter is better syndrome&cooling fins incinerates battery in minutes2bright 2c blind u while yr nose in google trying buy yet bigger house brighter flashlight& &220 f******g horspower car. 2 HUNDRED horses jus2move yr greedy liddle pig a$$ down throad. I have highest IQ history man = my ideal home a few bags cement &rocks gathered roadside 2build a stone igloo commute once a month store ebike $75 food bill per month. (I live on a food forest.) 80% "humans" = Demons in flesh = scrypts. = FALSE REALITY. Not engineered 4learning curve&yes they magicians cmpared 2u Satans computer that controls thm can hack reality its ADVANCED. U live in a matrix&PC was not invented couple 2-3 decades ago. All things. Have a balanced epicenter. Bicycles. Have resounding epicenter& only I am thking of kings &capable nailing it. Motorcycle epicenter = SUPERMOTO period. Eternally4ever& u must descend only so far&no farther from that only 1balanced epi. Basketball on u finger = any direction deviates from epicenter &ball begin fall. Basketball shape = ROUND. Roundest backpack = same. I actually FOUND it. Online. People who accidently made it? had ZERO CLUE thdiamond they held in they hand designed it strictly ONE item specific. Shows u how dumb i keep telling people they are nobody evn bought it. People think with they nerve endings like a liddle2year old. Let a 2year old choose thfamily car = lunacy. Now u know how I feel when I have2buy products from u clowns. MY WORLDS BEST BACKPACK: This breedv pack almost non existent. Often outrageously expensive. Cuzv a little more pricey material? I have (highest) IQ history man. No joke. I bought th thing. I already been using this same pack many years as holster 4a .357. Lets see if Einsteins 1st ever tomato plant was 17' 3" &scallion bulbs soccer ball sized utilizing method I invent myself my 1st ever garden. All thworlds problems can be solved in thgarden. Where I am is ALWAYS where people will be. I... am thpresident. I.. am reality. Not Satans moneyflo "Trump." Buy a farm. Build ONLY (my version) of a stone dome&get back 2eden DELETE MONEY. ACTIVELY curse any company sold u junk. Those prayers are real &they powerfull. Satan was Jesus elder brother of 2million years ruled creation when yr solar system was heaven&angels lived on yr planets. Lol he rules with cmputer& a little medical money RFID chip u put in yr skin. He ruled with money back in heaven. Lol he downloaded a teeny tiny invisible worldwide scary enemy. Scamdemi. So he could control earth with one PC. Lol virus obviously going 2b in th n>(ose) swab&waxxines. End of thday how many u geniuses want me link u 2worlds greatest history of mankind now& in2 all eternity backpack, or, maybe evn my unique stone home design? Not even on = a cold&deadly eternal silence filled thforum bcuz 80% humans = demons& not engineered4 learning curve or 2b able even grasp such a concept, get thquestion right or knowhwre2 point& u humans meanwhile are humping them. Stop humping I love u I pray 4u purple flower snake oil manufacturing clowns. U can easily spot them by what they (never) do.

New cmpleted Ebike. Waterproof neoprene insulated backpack front full fairing/easily removeable or installed theft proof front basket carry system. Wider higher front handlebars &much more centralized CG this is wrlds best E Bike. All entry level E Bikes now being built 2my specifications. Especially last few years I been pounding cmpanies wrldwide &China... bikes'v done cmplete about face. Taught stupid customers what NOT 2do or buy. Bike pictured = epicenter short of managing a factory of which THAT bike would utterly destroy&squash all others. 2 Smithereens. Just like my Shimano Dual Control did. Engineers so d*mn DUMB 2day they couldnt evn design a simple $#&ing bag 2carry smthing2save thr lives cmplete imbeciles. Not1neoprene or thinsulate backpack on thmarket not even1? WTF. Bike bags& carry systems, they also. Made by cmplete shthedz. I will change that as I have always done. Wrote100's sources specializing in bikes & travel carry 4a decade now. This backpack was built item specific 4laptops&nobody bought them bcuz they 2dumb2know THIS = best thbackpack or Bike bag ever built or will be built history of man it is th end all thcompany was liquifying thm nobody bought thm.

e-MTB for serious mountain trails + gravel for all the rest.

The biggest problem with having multiple bikes is that all of the fucking problems you have are multiplied by the number of bikes. I like SRAM shifting, but the brakes go bad because they use Dot 3 in them. Shimano last forever because they use what is basically baby oil. I try to keep my total number of bikes below 4, although I currently have 5, but one is stored at my parents place so I don't have to take a bike when we visit them, so I don't really count that one! I've got Stumpjumper Evo, super reliable, awesome go to MTB, Base model Tarmac, again very reliable and it was cheap too (second hand). All my bikes are second hand, every single one. You save a lot of money buying used but as new bikes. The "lifetime" warranty from specialized is like trying to get blood out of a stone so it doesn't worry me buying 2nd hand.

I love the old bikes (1920s to 1980s), tube tires, steel frame, leather seat, chrome trim

In 2008, I bought a brand new Stumpy to do a local mtb marathon race. My cousin was on a 6 month old (borrowed) Santa Cruz hardtail. We arrived at the first feeding station and snorted haughtily at the guy with the steel-rimmed, rusty 10 year old budget bike. Then we realised he'd been at the feeding station for at least 5 mins before us. That was humbling and just shows that it's the rider, not the bike.

I have standardised on XT rear derailleurs, and GRX front derailleurs, pretty much bullet proof. I use Microshift Brifters (they have mechanical brakes), I just hate hydraulic brakes, for me far too much stopping power. I used to have more bikes, but now only have 2 bikes, one Road/gravel, and a MTB. Years ago I tried SRAM, had pretty much the same experience as you.

I RECENTLY GOT A GREAT DEAL ON WHEELS! I NEEDED TO FINISH MY BIANCHI SPECIALISSIMA CUSTOM BUILD, AND WAS WAITING FOR SOME SECOND-HAND BORA ULTRA WHEELS, BUT CAMPAGNOLO UK DISTRIBUTOR CHICKEN HAD EXCESS STOCK, AND REDUCED THE NEW WTO WHEELS FROM ABOUT £2000, TO JUST OVER £1000!

THE TROUBLE WITH UK CYCLISTS IS THEY DON'T SEE WHAT IS OUT THERE, AND THINK CASTELLI IS THE BRAND, IF YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF. I LOOK WORLDWIDE, AND GET SIZING INFO! UNFORTUNATELY, VIRTUALLY ALL CLOTHING COMPANIES SIZING GUIDES ARE WRONG! I HAVE TOLD COMPANIES LIKE SANTINI WHO HAVE SORTED OUT MOST OF PROBLEMS, BUT OTHER'S LIKE ETXEONDO & PARENTINI DON'T CARE. ONCE YOU KNOW THEIR SIZING IT IS EASY, BUT COMPANIES NEVER PUT ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS ON PRODUCT, JUST XS-5XL. I AM NEARLY 56, 6'3", AND HAVE PUT ON WEIGHT DUE TO GOOD LIVING, ETC, SO AM NEARLY 110 KGS! I HAVE TWO ITALIAN DREAM BIKES WITH FULL CAMPAGNOLO SUPER RECORD EPS, ETC, AND A PANTANI REPLICA, TOO! I WANT TO LOOK THE PART, SO I DON'T DO CHEAP CLOTHING, AND CASTELLI IS TOO SMALL, AS WELL AS BORING, AS EVERYONE WEAR'S IT! LUCKILY, YOU CAN GET CLOTHING FROM SOME COMPANIES TO FIT, BUT THEY DON'T MAKE MUCH, AND IT SELL'S OUT QUICKLY! SANTINI GO TO A 6XL IN SOME KIT, BUT MOSTLY 4XL, WITH GIORDANA GOING TO A 5XL, WITH OPTION OF SHORTS LENGTH, TOO! ALE ALSO GO TO 5XL, BUT NEARLY ALWAYS OUT OF STOCK, SO IF I SEE I GRAB IT! I RECENTLY BOUGHT A RAINPROOF/BREATHABLE JACKET IN 5XL, IN SALE WITH 30% OFF! IT WAS LAST ONE, BUT GOT HIT WITH CUSTOMS/FEES, ETC, SO STILL COST NEARLY £300! I TAKE UK 13 IN SHOES, BUT MOST BRANDS ONLY GO TO A UK 12, SO HAVE TO IMPORT MY TOP-END CARBON ROAD SHOES FROM ITALY! VITTORIA ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK ANYMORE, SO I HAVE TO IMPORT THEM! WITH CUSTOMS/FEES, ETC, THEY ARE NEARLY £300!!!!

Must try this..❤

Must try this..❤

Nice collection and story. Ive had a few bikes but my misses has a good way of keeping me in check… I have 3 bikes and if I want another I need to sell one of the existing bikes 1st. 😅

Nothing tops metal...

3 bikes … a beater (single speed or fixie), a trophy bike (road bike), and a mountain bike

Spot the endless mistakes and myriad contradictions! I need to start scripting my ad hoc videos.

Brilliant insight, great video 👍

Can I just say as someone that has about 12-14 bikes (depending on how you count them, projects etc ) I think you are completely missing the point , you're spending all this money on overpriced gimmicky crap, half of it out of China only to have a load of repair bills and disappointment , you have to see past the marketing otherwise you're just having the wool pulled over your eyes and at the mercy of the grim reaper who will always tell you you cant be happy unless you have in your words 'the latest and greatest', its about enjoying the day, being with friends , exploring new places, I met a bloke the other day in the pub , he'd bought a £250 bike from decathlon and cycled from UK to Greece on it, I worked with a Welshman that had cycled all round Wales during lockdown on some crappy old Raleigh , I was totally humbled. I mostly have old steel racers so that is different ball park to mtb but equally I swapped a second hand racer that owed me about £130 ( would have cost new at least a grand) for a Univega 24 speed full suspension mountain bike , ok a few years down the line the forks snapped in half when my son was riding it but we replaced them with something better and I/ we will continue to use that bike for years to come with no more than brake pads, a chain and few other bits to keep it on the road. I could go on and on but will leave you with the cost of my '86 Geoffrey Butler Reynolds bike , Campagnolo super record over 40 years , 50 p a week and its been over the highest passes in Europe , get back to basics , you don't need an expensive bike to get all of the benefits of cycling, fresh air ,fitness, adventure, friendship etc. Good luck and plan some good adventures mate on something simple. What about a video on each of your bikes, invite comments etc from your viewers..