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InSPECtor!, was shouting at the TV there 😂

The contact chat nearly made me faint 😂

Used to have a guy seagull.. His legs fell off... Now it's just one seagull spinster... Omen. Why do you keep it?

hello from Florida 👋🏼 (feels like important info idk why) your reels came through my IG algorithm and I immediately assumed the low interaction you've received meant y'all were part of a new podcast. cue my surprise at finding over 40 episodes to binge! how exciting to be here before the inevitable popularity spike! the two of you are so funny, this may very well be my new favorite podcast 🩷

I had gallbladder disease and got that bad boy whipped right out. Didnt get supliments but have been fat ever since 🤷

I was in my old neighbourhood, feeling nostalgic and went into a wee shop I went to as a child.I asked the guy behind the counter if he had a Merrymate and he looked at me as if I was mental 😁

Do you want me to argue with them?? Deecy 😂😂💚💚

Blindboy btw yes.

I'm working ma way backwards with these but on the subject of nose rings...I've got a hooter n a hawf n ma nose rings gee the illusion ma nose is a lot wee-er than it actually is 🤷‍♀️😅 till I turn round to quick n take yer eye oot right enough 🫠

31:23 actually folded at, "As soon as possible Rocky" 🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE this podcast, its class lassies 😘👌😅

Susan, try The Ordinary Squalene cleanser, I prefer it to the Inkey List Oat Cleansing Balm because it takes make up off easily but doesn't leave residue on your skin after like the Inkey List one!

Tefal ActiFry was the big haunted donut that ruined your chips. Bastard of a hing.

My maw patched a tinder romance because he asked for a photo of her soup. She’d probably be up for Susan’s dating service 😂

I absolutely love listening to the podcast, I'm binging it right now! It's just like me talking to my best pal, feels intimate and genuine! Always thought Annie was like a yorkie or something from just listening to the podcast, shocked to see she's a big dog lol!

Still there looking at the clathes horse good times

Not to be scheme to the hilt or grim but in the jail theybwrap magazines round the blade so you don't get squirted wi the blood or gigged on the hand in the way back. Sorta like a paper foreskin for the blade? Idk if thar makes sense

you need to get out of Glasgow and see the world how can two geown ups be so thick?

You guys are so funny!

“He’s mad at me” 😂

We love the fringe. Ye don't style it. The fringe styles you

The main difference between hooves and trotters is wan hooves aboot and wan trots aboot.. hope that helps

Audio spam is quite the thing.

2 corned beef over lappin! You have to have the wee middle wedge to gee the decent bite on the peice when you cut it.

Amanda wears dungarees once and brings up the black and tans. Howling

I actual look forward to cleaning the gaff to this

Nanny Annie fishy fanny condoms only 54p! Thats a HEAVY primary school bus song

Love the idea Susan worries about touching strange shite

See this is why I love having a long-haired dog. His arsehole is none of my business ❌

Jenny long legs is pure tink talk. Love it

Wouldn't be a proper episode without the icey drink! Also you can be as loud as you want in a jade green cardi. 29:59

Idk how but Amanda suits that hat.

accents are amazing lol

I love both of you 😂😂😂

Never yawned so much in my life 😂😂 faf 😂😂😂

“I need a pee” The end 😂

Saxophone gate in St. Paul’s! Don’t think any of us got the 1st instrument we wanted 😂

Great first ep, think Susan’s gotta take this one for the worst gig pic purely on the Roald Dahl comparison. 🤟