Idk if Ashcroft will go pick 1. Think there’s a chance RICH simply just pick a player. Even if it’s just to say they picked a player at pick 1

If everyone keeps talking about us losing in the past how about we talk about the 2022 prelim. The time when the lions sucked and choked 7 years ago for basically 4 years in a row. Also the 2004 grand final.

What about Canberra?

Canberra cockatoos Darwin Crocs aspley sunshine coast snakes

I think the afl should be shamed, it’s a private party and people can make these jokes in private…, I think the bartender should be sacked

If Collingwood do anything very bad they should loose the right to play 14 games a year at the g

Yes

They got suspended for a private party with nothing illegal. It's stupid

Sorry about my Seahawks beating your Falcons mate. Hopefully we both can get in the playoffs together.

Loved this! Glad to see some Giants goals in there. Loving stuff like this

Fellas when the entire AFL community has an opposite opinion to you it is probably time to rethink your take… it is not only toxic by this type of thinking is actually dangerous

Did you see the look on Clarries face this year. Ohhh No you didn't. LOL. Not happy.

I would not be surprised if Melbourne finishes last, and we have given our future first round pick to Essendon. AKA the Bombers next year could get the No.1 draft pick if the Dee's finish last. LOL

Lucky number 13:) LOL

UP, UP and away Jack Ginnivan… Great call 🎉

The audio is absolutely a vital part of the broadcast I think you are correct in identifying this. I would add that a classic piece of commentary accompanying a mark or a goal can sway the mark/goal of the year. Feel free to disagree. But I still feel Chris Tarrant was deprived in 2001 by Bruce more than Gary’s acrobatics in Mark of the Year. Gerard Whateley is the great tonsil hope for the AFL.

Sydney are soft, when it counts nowadays. That’s the bottom line…..

As a die heart swans fan, this hurts

I have no doubt that Smith is the only player in the history of the AFL that has taken beer dust. Well done AFL for catching him

Melbourne didn't win a grand final. Grand finals are won on the MCG not in w.a during a pseudo non sense practice "season" during a pandemic too satisfy the AFL's ends pathetic greedy spiral. Don't worry Melbourne the old money trust fund will always be there. Just get a new butler and get him to clean your grand mother's ski retreat before you arrive for your next holiday from paying people to look after your 12 bnb properties. Wankers

Windsock - Last 4 years in total Melbourne has won more games than every other team bar Brisbane, and has a flag, go buy a clue.

Won a Covid premiership * A few pub barons offered free beers and a few lines and they all thought they were Gods Gift.

The cats will get the cream and get oliver

I’m waiting to make the Sydney Choke song (Like how there is a Collingwood Choke and England Choke song)

I definitely think now that the dogs have offloaded Macrae, daniel and Smith that they will have more than enough money to keep Bontempelli and Darcy.

BT hates Collingwood, that wasn't the reason why he didn't show enthusiasm for the Showdown, he just isn't as good as he used to be.....nowhere near it. Brayshaw has his moments (one of my favourite calls was from him) but he isn't usually that good. I think part of it might be the Channel 7 factor, maybe they tell their commentators to calm it down......Dunno why. I think Daisy Thomas is quite good, has just entered the main commentators job (used to do special comments and boundary reporting/MMM commentary) I like his commentary. Joey Montagna isn't too bad if Collingwood isn't involved. (he also hates Collingwood) Eddie McGuire is ok (again, if Collingwood isn't involved, as he loves Collingwood way too much, as a Collingwood fan, I actually hate listening to Eddie commentate Collingwood games).

"Jamie Elliott has won the game of footy for this famous club!!!" "THE MIRACLE ON GRASS!!!!!!" "LEO BARRY YOU STAR!!!!!!" Some of my favourite calls of all time. But generally these days, Commentary is garbage in AFL. I can at least stomach NRL commentary. AFL commentary is often dogshit unless it's a big game.

A side note on that Christian Petracca incident. Christian was not in a good way and should not have been allowed to go back on, then when Christian was subbed off, it was the Collingwood players and medical staff that suggested that Christian should be subbed off.....NOT the Melbourne medical staff, the Collingwood players refused to tackle him because they were seriously concerned for Christian. This is not the 1st time that the Melbourne medical staff have failed in protecting a player from further harm. In the infamous match between Melbourne and Collingwood where Angus Brayshaw was collected high by Brayden Maynard, Angus was already concussed earlier in the match and the Dees Medical staff did not bring him off. He went in for a ground ball get and copped a knee to the head from Taylor Adams, when he got up, he was wobbly and should have immediately came off and taken no further part in the match, but he waved the medical staff away, that is against protocol, he should be made to go off for a HIA, which he would have failed. Then when the incident happened, you can see he is in fairy land veering off his line and BAM.......got smashed by Maynard. There are a lot of problems at Melbourne that need to be sorted. I mentioned in another comment about Steven May being a flog, he's not the only flog at Melbourne. There are also the drug problems, off field incidents, there performances on field. They have a lot of work to do.

Steven May is an absolute flog, he has had issues with teammates at Gold Coast and now Melbourne. He has got into multiple altercations with his teammates and the way he speaks to his teammates on the field is just disgraceful. I've seen him be having an absolutely shit performance and put his team on blast for not performing, you don't do that sort of shit to opponents, much less a teammate.

im guessing they wooden spoon 25 ngl

Smart channel decided to promote more crap for clicks...mate we are over bored from this particular issue, Eagles survived Demons will too...

Playing on a postage stamp size ground all season. Where their very good mids just bang goals from the 35 metre centre square so have no real need for a decent tall forward. Get on a big deck and McDonald and Amarty get exposed. The mids can’t slot them through from the middle so easily. So the winning blue print isn’t so effective. Papley trying to start wrestles with water bottles and blades of grass. Carrying on a like pork chop but absolutely terrified after McCartney staunched him. I feel like they definitely got the raw end of the umpiring in 2016 but it seemed everyone wanted the Cinderella story of the Dogs winning it from 7th and the Cats were just a better side at that point in 2022 but they 100% stunk it up in 2024.

I dont think this group of players will win a premiership. They arent tough enough. If you think of the 2005 team with kirk and hall and the 2012 team with hannebry and kennedy who would risk their safety every week and now our team is full of talented players but skill will only take you so far. Need to be hungry and willing to risk your neck to win

Gary pert is in dreamland

Penguinz0 ah title😭

Wait a minute, Joel smith didn’t retire

Replace him with badloss

I’ve heard over a year ago Goodwin showed up at one of the players house at night off his head on drugs. Yes not proven but heard it from a decent source. He seems sketchy to me

Goodwin gotta go

And now Clayton Oliver could be going to Geelong. Crazy ride the Demons have given us over the last 18 months

This is reminding me a little bit of the WC Eagles post 06 flag. In which both clubs win a flag then it all falls apart very quickly. The only difference is the WC Eagles issues were way way more scrutinised since they are a powerhouse club compared to Melbourne Demons.

I’m still calling collywobbles because of 2018

Video essays are back! Loving this!

The modern Collingwood 😂

I’ve never seen a club bottle such an absolutely golden opportunity for a flag. Grundy arrives, you recruit Adams, Hambling and Jordan. You butcher Parkers return to the team and not play him on the ball now he’s walking to North Melbourne. There’s no plan B from the coaches, no mongrel in this team. Then they put up the shit in a grand final just pea hearted, soft and just copped it. Worst performance I’ve seen in 24 years as a member

Love the essays

As a Collingwood fan I understand why you’re annoyed about losing granny’s

I was rapt that the Lions flogged the Swans in the GF this year. I couldn't believe all the gutless pundits tipping Sydney given their obvious limitations. Their gun midfielders papered over their weaknesses (defence and poor quality Key Position Forwards) during the season, especially up on the relatively short SCG.

Saints forever

Collingwood was no different 1959-1989 and in fact worse. St Kilda has failed 4 times to end a 1966-2024 flag drought and Fremantle has never won a flag in 30 seasons. So don't single out and pick on the Swans.