有冇人真係試過問一個醫生，內外全科包括啲乜，佢又答唔答得出？

😂😂😂都唔知睇咗幾多次，真係好好笑！同埋當你心情不好時睇真係好治癒，睇完之後開心曬😊

秋生哥好野❤😂

听到我饿了😂

安東尼˙派瑞居然沒講到斷氣

有 我確定他有說

乜嘢係普普通通家常便飯

下次要個叉燒切雞

頭都要斷了😂😂😂

可以说的这么快，真利害❤

配音是黃秋生跟吳君如

麥兜加強能力

唔

麥太：醫生啊，個小朋友un腳呀。 醫生：吓? 麥太：我話個小朋友成日un腳呀。 醫生：咁...關我咩事呀? 麥太：你係醫生丫嗎。 醫生：咁點呀? 麥太：咁咪醫囉。內外全科丫嘛你。 醫生：唔好意思，內外全科，唔包un腳。 麥太：吓? 咁內外全科包D咩架? 醫生：一般嘢囉。 麥太：點一般法呀? 醫生：普通病囉。 麥太：點普通啊? 醫生：普普通通，頭暈身興咁囉。 麥太：仲有呢? 醫生：仲有小兒驚風、外感發冷、無名腫毒、外傷骨折、四時感冒、腰酸背痛、小便不暢、脂肪積聚、性慾減退、大頸泡、大眼肚咁囉。（第一段） 麥太：仲有冇呀? 醫生：仲有嗰D皮膚痕癢、精神緊張、健忘失眠、暗瘡、頭皮、飛滋、小腸氣、腎水不足、頭暈耳鳴、口乾舌燥、生蛇生鱔、屁股生瘡、尿頻、雞眼、胃酸過多、膽固醇過高、吐血嘔奶、鼻塞塞嗰D囉。（第二段） 麥太：仲有呢? 醫生：仲有發嘔竇、發雞盲、發瘟、發ti騰、飛蚊症、發耳賺、口淡淡、面青青、生蟲生積、車胎肚、鬼祟肉、拜拜肉、出水痘、生鼓脹、禿頭、大冇腦、大眼叮噹、蚊叮蟲咬、鴨那腳、un腳、主婦手、香港腳...（第三段） 麥太：哦！你講左un腳！ 醫生：我幾時有講un腳呀? 麥太：我聽住你話un腳架啦！ 醫生：我先至唔會。 麥太：拿，你明明話發嘔竇、發雞盲、發瘟、發ti騰、飛蚊症、發耳賺、口淡淡、面青唇白、生蟲生積、車胎肚、鬼祟肉、拜拜肉、出水痘、生鼓脹、禿頭、大冇腦、大眼叮噹、蚊叮蟲咬、香港腳、鴨那腳、同埋un腳啵。（重複第三段） 醫生：我點會咁講呀? 麥太：咁你講咩呀? 醫生：講緊D普通野囉。 麥太：點普通呀? 醫生：普普通通，傷風咳嗽囉。 麥太：仲有呢? 醫生：仲有嘔黃膽水、夜尿、打乞痴、流鼻涕、扁桃腺炎、腳丫痕癢、骨質疏鬆、胃腩下垂、打思嗌！ （第四段） 麥太：好似仲有啵。 醫生：仲有依個懵口懵面、戚眉戚眼、耳後見腮、尖寒尖凍、肌肉酸痛、姣C燉篤、風濕骨痛、喉嚨腫痛、冤頭縮頸、腰長腳短、心神恍惚、腳仔軟軟、柯爛bat、發牙痕、汗多潮熱、脫髮甩毛、前列腺發、大眼叮噹、發嘔竇、發­雞盲、發瘟、發ti騰、飛蚊症、發耳賺、髀"makmak"、眼啤啤、鬼祟肉、拜拜肉、痴孖筋、長短腳、鴨那腳、主婦手、unun腳、香港腳！（第五段） 麥太：拿！ 又講un腳啦！又講啦！ 醫生：唔，我睇你真係發耳賺啵。 備注：第五段後半段重複第三段

咁咪跟常餐lo,我諗都係嗰幾味嘢

2:22 2次黃秋生又說抖腳啦 又説啦

1:22 1次 黃秋生說了抖腳

2:22

1:21至1:22

配音員沒有講到斷氣這點值得我們尊敬

醫生明明有說抖腳

阿弥陀佛

道元和榮西的高足 明全(1184-1225)一起去中國, (1223)年抵達中國寧波.

可能引起地震

感恩，謝謝。🌺🌺🌺

从八年后来到这里

只管大坐的修炼过程中难道不会有气脉通之后的菩萨内触妙乐境界出现吗？虽然出现菩萨内触妙乐绝不等于悟道，但如果真心修行的话一定会出现的过程啊？是化境，不执著即可而已，不是要练出来内触妙乐即错呀？？

很想听洪文亮先生的高見，悟道了的人會不會還要入輪迴？

暖男爸爸!!

麥太：醫生啊，個小朋友un腳呀。 醫生：吓? 麥太：我話個小朋友成日un腳呀。 醫生：咁...關我咩事呀? 麥太：你係醫生丫嗎。 醫生：咁點呀? 麥太：咁咪醫囉。內外全科丫嘛你。 醫生：唔好意思，內外全科，唔包un腳。 麥太：吓? 咁內外全科包D咩架? 醫生：一般嘢囉。 麥太：點一般法呀? 醫生：普通病囉。 麥太：點普通啊? 醫生：普普通通，頭暈身興咁囉。 麥太：仲有呢? 醫生：仲有小兒驚風、外感發冷、無名腫毒、外傷骨折、四時感冒、腰酸背痛、小便不暢、脂肪積聚、性慾減退、大頸泡、大眼肚咁囉。 麥太：仲有冇呀? 醫生：仲有嗰D皮膚痕癢、精神緊張、健忘失眠、暗瘡、頭皮、飛滋、小腸氣、腎水不足、頭暈耳鳴、口乾舌燥、生蛇生鱔、屁股生瘡、尿頻、雞眼、胃酸過多、膽固醇過高、吐血嘔奶、鼻塞塞嗰D囉。 麥太：仲有呢? 醫生：仲有發嘔竇、發雞盲、發瘟發ti騰、飛蚊症、發耳賺、口淡淡、面青青、生蟲生積、車胎肚、鬼祟肉、拜拜肉、出水痘、生鼓脹、禿頭、大冇腦、大眼叮噹、蚊叮蟲咬、鴨那腳、un腳、主婦手、香港腳... 麥太：哦！你講左un腳！ 醫生：我幾時有講un腳呀? 麥太：我聽住你話un腳架啦！ 醫生：我先至唔會。 麥太：拿，你明明話發嘔竇、發雞盲、發瘟、發ti騰、飛蚊症、發耳賺、口淡淡、面青唇白、生蟲生積、車胎肚、鬼祟肉、拜拜肉、出水痘、生鼓脹、禿頭、大冇腦、大眼叮噹、蚊叮蟲咬、香港腳、鴨那腳、同埋un腳啵。 醫生：我點會咁講呀? 麥太：咁你講咩呀? 醫生：講緊D普通野囉。 麥太：點普通呀? 醫生：普普通通，傷風咳嗽囉。 麥太：仲有呢? 醫生：仲有嘔黃膽水、夜尿、打乞痴、流鼻涕、扁桃腺炎、腳丫痕癢、骨質疏鬆、胃腩下垂、打思it！ 麥太：好似仲有啵。 醫生：仲有依個懵口懵面、戚眉戚眼、耳後見腮、尖寒尖凍、肌肉酸痛、姣C燉篤、風濕骨痛、喉嚨腫痛、冤頭縮頸、腰長腳短、心神恍惚、腳仔軟軟、柯爛bat、發牙痕、汗多潮熱、脫髮甩毛、前列腺發、大眼叮噹、發嘔竇、發­雞盲、發瘟、發ti騰、飛蚊症、發耳賺、髀"makmak"、眼啤啤、鬼祟肉、拜拜肉、痴孖筋、長短腳、鴨那腳、主婦手、unun腳、香港腳... 麥太：拿！ 又講un腳啦！又講啦！ 醫生：唔，我睇你真係發耳賺啵。

麥兜：媽媽，我好肚餓啊。 麥太：得啦。 麥太：今日個午餐係乜嘢啊？ 夥計：都係果D嘢啦。 麥太：即係乜嘢啊？ 夥計：普普通通，家常便飯咁啦。 麥太：點家常法啊？ 夥計：哦～咪又係來來去去有D肉啊有D菜啊，撈埋撈埋打個生粉獻上去果D嘢咁囉，你想跟飯定跟意粉啊？ 麥太：跟乜嘢嗟？你都無講過午餐係乜。 夥計：咁都係果D嘢嘎啦，廿鯪蚊個餐又湯又剩唔通有得你食天九翅咩？ 求求其其有D肉有D菜蛋白質澱粉質，撈撈埋埋打個白汁茄汁黑椒汁咁撐得你懵口懵面咪Lui返去返工返學返廠返寫字樓囉， 唔係你古真係穩餐晏仔咁簡單啊。咁跟飯定跟意粉啊？ 麥兜：媽媽，我想跟飯啊。 麥太：跟乜嘢飯嗟？食乜都未知啊！ 夥計：都估到啦，嚟嚟去去咪又果幾味嘢。 麥太：邊幾味嘢啊？ 夥計：咁都係果D豬肉牛肉，瓜瓜菜菜，粟咪肉粒，雙腸蛋飯，窩蛋牛飯，生炒牛飯，梅菜魭魚，味菜鮮尤，香茅豬扒，葡汁海鮮跟飯或意粉，三絲炒瀨，時菜斑球，香煎龍鯏，殺爹牛河，吉列斑塊，涼瓜煮魚，鮮茄牛，反炒貴刁，咖喱雞，芙蓉蛋，俄羅斯牛肉，夏威夷雞扒，焗葡國雞飯，豉椒排骨，肉醬意粉，宮寶雞丁跟飯或意粉。 麥兜：媽媽，我要宮寶雞「燈」啊。 麥太：怕唔怕辣啊，D宮寶雞丁？ 夥計：唔怕～今日午餐無宮寶雞丁。 麥太：無你又講？ 夥計：我舉例嗟。 麥太：咁你舉夠未啊？ 夥計：差不多啦。 麥太：差幾多啊？ 夥計：都七七八八啦。 麥太：唔好七七八八啦，你舉埋佢先勒。 夥計：咁嚟嚟去去又確實不外乎果D，滑蛋蝦仁，京都排骨，中式牛柳，西芹雞柳，紅燒豆腐，豉汁排骨，干炒牛河，叉燒煎蛋，魚香茄子，白汁雞絲跟飯或意粉，西炒飯，咕嚕肉，煙肉蛋，鹽焗雞，金沙骨，扎肉河，鹹魚雞粒飯，葡汁焗四蔬，蜆肉菠菜面，西西里牛肉，日式照燒雞，清湯牛白腩，滷水鵝肉，拼鹵蛋，刁草汁焗石斑。 夥計：哪仲有，燒肉雞，雞油雞，叉油雞，叉切雞，雞油雞切雞，雞叉燒肉，燒肉叉燒肉，叉雞叉油雞，油雞瀨，叉燒瀨，叉燒油雞燒鵝瀨，乳豬飯，乳豬叉油雞，油鴨飯，油雞咪，叉燒油雞米，火腩油雞叉燒米，油豆腐，火腩油鴨，豉油皇炒米。 夥計：係啵， 仲有潤腸啵。 夥計：好靚啊，我地呢度D潤腸。 麥太：潤腸哈哇？好呀潤腸！ 麥太：咁你即係舉完例啦嘛？ 夥計：舉完勒。 麥兜：媽媽，我想跟飯啊。 麥太：得啦！ 麥太：我問你，今日個午餐到底係乜嘢？ 夥計：啊？家吓仲午餐？過曬鐘啦～～

真的很好听的版本~

講得實在是太好了..

肥肥白白

发呆，发鸡盲，发耳瘟最暴笑

點樣諗出嚟㗎

正身端坐 不坐不顯..

感恩

感恩

感恩

禪👍🙏

感恩

配音的是吳君如跟黃秋生

我知道校長同麥太係黃秋生同吳君如，但係其實我想知邊個係麥兜

Please anyone who know this youtuber sent this subtitle to him for him to add into his english subtitle,tq

English translation subtitle link: drive.google.com/file/d/1uf-fpdvkEzPTVSywtYEUbtxKoEoh8QET/view?usp=sharing

好懷念

Persistent vegetative state

I try my best to translate how origin point treatment could help. I am the son of Ms. Li, a Persistent vegetative state case. What I want to share now is the origin point treatment process of waking up my mother. In early May 2012, My mother felt in the bathroom, upon diagnose by the doctor, her brain was clogged and in need surgery, but my mother doesn’t want to undergo the surgery due to old age. Two days later, she was in coma. The doctor gave us two suggestion ,1) to remove her oxygen deliver system from her throat , 2)insert nutrient and oxygen thru her throat , so she could be persistent vegetative state for the rest of her life. Fortunately, someone introduced me to the San Francisco origin point treatment centre. We get to liaise with Mr. Cheng who taught me how I could learn to help my mother. On June 19, 2012, Mr. Cheng visit me at the nursing home where my mother lived. After helping my mother with the origin point treatment from head, he told me being a persistent vegetative state, a small improvement discover as a mild action on eyelids happen. He taught me to repeat origin point treatment regularly with warm pad to ease her blood circulation . On the third day, my mother woke up suddenly . She could recognize all the family, member, which motivate and increase my confidence toward origin point treatment. I help her doing full body origin point treatment which she dramatically healed and improved . Now she can literally eat, comb her hair, read newspapers, when she can eat better, I will boil ginger water for her to drink. She used to had hard time hearing before. But after treatment , her hearing and vision were improved, she can get on wheelchair and enjoy outdoor activities. The doctor was shocked when we visit the clinic! ! ! My mum can sit back in a wheelchair and eat. The doctor ask how did my mother get better? I told her I used the original point treatment. She is very impressed and pursue to learn, I felt grateful to the original point treatment which has help my mother, So I have to learn from the founder of Dr. Zhang’s selfless dedication.