The quicker one is 100% accurate for a ya fantasy novel

Ya I like these. Hm. You might find these in my book. If it's ever seen

Calling people a dollar store pencil is a fabe of mine, and a Ugle potato!

*cough cough* Percy Jackson and the rest of the series *cough cough*

It’s when I have a character named after my crush, and my friends don’t know about it, and it’s when the main character (based off of me :)) fall in love by talking in each other’s minds

I’ve done all of these

This is what my friend Lexi is like every time she finishes a Harry Potter (she’s on the third book) and I’ve already reread the series like 6 times so she has all of these theories that are WAY not true, and she hates Snape and Serius, but I CAN’T TELL HER IT HURRRRRRRTS! I JUST KEEP TELLING HER, “Wait till you get to the last book, just wait”

I am both the sophie and the mother. I feel like a character has to die for the plot, i THINK i know who, but i don't wanna do it so he's got a long sendoff lol.

The shape of vision one got me 😭🤣🤣

Half eaten sandwich reminds me of one of the enforcers' insult in Arcane after seeing Jinx's pants. *Half-eaten circus tent. Yeah. You look like a half-eaten circus tent.* :D

100% my brain all the time 😂

the people id say these to are too unintelligent to know what i mean.

This is my mind the night before an important test 😭

I came up with one a while ago, "How dare you, you piece of microwaved rice."

I love the appropriate use of accents - English works best for some and American for others.

Oh my. *holds my belly because of my laughter.*

Ah! The Gallagher girls! I adore those books!

I am giggling so hard at these 😂

I'll try to answer some of these: no you can't stand backwards on stairs, the fruit cam first, your vision is like an oval, the first "clock" used the sun so they'd base the time of the sun, the time is correct

Me and my sister like to make up stupid insults to throw at each other and i will be using these next time 😂

I love Wet Wipe. My favorite insult ❤

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are a wast of oxengen❤❤❤

My main character made me realise so many things about myself because i didn’t even know but i was giving her my personality, my low self esteem, my low self confidence and so much more

You have the persona of a legless witch

I am using wet blanket

I’m all of them at different parts of the day 😂

This is literally a conversation between two of my characters

And one of my personal faves: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon" -Hermione (Order of the Phoenix) And another Hermione one, "You daft dimbo!" (Half-Blood Prince)

My parents don't know I'm uploading on wattpad so basically everything

I'm the executioner but with canon characters in the universe my fanfic is set. My OCs also die but I have less OCs than there are canon characters.

I’m use this in my regular life now

I LOVE THESE

I just finished reading Caraval like 10 minutes ago. Now I'm scrolling trying not to think about life.

Okay "dry as an old pen" is NOT a clean insult. Its a SCATHING low blow.

One legged centaur 😂 Oh I'm so using some of these for my WIP

I called my friend a wholegrain muffin bc she wouldnt shush

Im technically the sane one because i have too much going on in my head to pay attention to one thing.

IM USING THE GLORIFIED OXYGEN TANK IRL OH AND IN BOOKS AS WELL

Please do more of these. I love them and they are so helpful for my writing

I'm kinda the opposite. I didn't get a lot of affection from my parents. They put a lot of pressure on me to do well academically and when I didn't, I got punished. So when I write, I make a lot of my characters have similar experiences with their parents because I want others to understand what I go through and how I feel.

I will be using these in my book

That I'll give characters a primary personality trait that I have, but am insecure about, such as sarcastic humor (something I'm always afraid will be considers rude).

YOU EASY BAKE OVEN 🤣

I'm an actor who paces like a psychopath getting excited about talking as my characters 😂💀

I am loving these!!

*Snorts in laughter.* wet wipe! WET WIPE! LOL!

I have mine act like a child because I didn’t get to. I also have them scared and panick easily because I wasn’t able to. I made her strong and fast skilled with more fighting skills than you can imagine because I can’t.

All of these are my last brain cells tbh.

The switching between the two accents is precise 😂