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@airborneranger-ret 5 күн бұрын

Liked and subbed

@TrippSixx-x1d 6 күн бұрын

1:47 hilarious

@Wyrrlicci 6 күн бұрын

This MF is doing a GOD TIER Taffer impression. Shits HILARIOUS

@chachdanko 27 күн бұрын

“OH! No the hbo special”😂😂

@jodygotyourgirlngone 3 ай бұрын

Hey Diddy, say hi to the Tossed Salad Man!

@PIS187 3 ай бұрын

Diddy gonna love jail

@Spiralredd 20 күн бұрын

Hey Diddy heard you been raping people. You know what you gotta do? Diddy: NOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TOSS THE SALAD

@Hositrugun 3 ай бұрын

"We need the toss the salad man in schools. That'll straighten the kids out." Fun fact: forced analingus as a form of punishment was actually a thing in Europe, during the 30 Years War, during which Swedish troops stationed in Germany would force non-cooperative civilans to lick their arseholes, while the Swedish soldier shat down the German's throat. This practice was so common that to this day in German "Schwedentrunk" (literally: Swedish drink) is the goto word for a foul tasting liquid. It led to centuries of German parents telling their children "Make sure to eat all your vegetables/say all your prayers/do all your chores/etc. or else the Swedes will come round, and shit down your throat.", so the idea of forcing kids to behave well under a (false) penalty of being forced to toss someone's salad is actually a real tradition. This additionally led to Göthe (pretty much universally regarded as the greatest, and most influential writer in the German language, basically he is for them what Shakespeare is for us), coining the phrase "Leck mich im Arsche" (lick me in the arse), as an insult, in his 1773 Play Götz von Berlichingen. This phrase eventually became a common insult in German, when Mozart wrote a song with that same title. Since most Americans are descended from German immigrants, the phrase "Kiss my arse" seems to have originated in America, as a slightly censored version of the German phrase, so "Kiss my arse", is a reference to a time when kids actually were threatened with the 'Toss the Salad man'. (Please note, that this is only one of two plausible explanations for origin of the phrase 'Kiss my arse', the other being that it's a reference to the Miller's Tale by Chaucer.)

@Spiralredd 18 күн бұрын

Damn we got a whole ass history lesson. (No pun intended) over a Chris rock joke

@puturro 4 ай бұрын

back when there was no YT, and people just had to take his word for it.

@Spiralredd 18 күн бұрын

Yeah and Chris really wasn't making this up😂

@andrewl3461 8 ай бұрын

✨ *PromoSM*

@karga23 8 ай бұрын

"I'm not saying he should've killed her..... but I understand."

@jodygotyourgirlngone 7 ай бұрын

Right? We can all relate!

@zacharyotto2135 10 ай бұрын

Man this guys jokes suck

@joeroot48 10 ай бұрын

👎👎

@andascalise2485 10 ай бұрын

Not ever funny

@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 10 ай бұрын

I am the first person to comment does this mean I'm about to die? 🤣

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

🍻 to a long life 😅

@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 10 ай бұрын

@@FOQNFunny yes lord please let this EmND

@lindabergquist-tw8gv 10 ай бұрын

NORMAL? WADAYA KNOW? Guessing NOT Much besides your train of thought is not even funny GET NEW MATERIAL AND jerk off somewhere else. REALLY WAITING FOR SOME ONE TO COIN NAME FOR MALE KAREN?

@kinss1 10 ай бұрын

Worse ; family history of longevity ….and depression.

@basedjj93 10 ай бұрын

Yeah

@WhiteHouseFollies 10 ай бұрын

All the time😢

@Tagurrit 10 ай бұрын

27,500 so far.

@B86432 10 ай бұрын

Joe Biden makes me feel this way

@Tagurrit 10 ай бұрын

Odd. Trump makes me that sad.

@askewopal 10 ай бұрын

Good.

@WakingUpSux 10 ай бұрын

sounds like both of you should funnel your energy elsewhere@@Tagurrit

@TucoDog-ho6fw 10 ай бұрын

@@Tagurrit well get ready to feel like that for four years, while enjoying a secure border, being energy independent, and not living in fear that we’re going to lose all our freedoms.

@Tagurrit 10 ай бұрын

@@TucoDog-ho6fw you’re hilarious! 😂

@MarkGonzalez-pi5mq 10 ай бұрын

Not a funny opener

@zoki.to974 10 ай бұрын

and then she comes out and return one item with number 1 and walks away...

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

And I can bet she gives Zero F***s 🤣😭🫠

@haloreachlover99 10 ай бұрын

TK MAXX

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 TK

@chancellor1055 10 ай бұрын

What special?

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Bo Burnam, you can find the full episode on our pod @foqnfunny on spotify, apple, Google podcast open.spotify.com/episode/29Rqy4uyJ2JxPGnBpRMBuu?si=kYbR7e0VQDuT6UfU9sIFfg

@jusme8060 10 ай бұрын

Don't think anybody is still buying this crap.

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

🤷‍♂️ someone's still selling 🫠

@Abhishek-zq7ur 10 ай бұрын

Vir Das has become an empty vessel busy with activism because he has run out of original ideas!@@FOQNFunny

@Invalid-user13k 10 ай бұрын

He's right

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Note to self never ask for a selfie 🫠

@PoweredByAudio 11 ай бұрын

3:35 Most memorable bit for me 😂

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

🤣 should we post more longform?

@itsakittyting Жыл бұрын

🤣

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

🫠🤣

@fucdatbsdawg Жыл бұрын

Too cute 🥰

@alanetienne9397 Жыл бұрын

MOST LIONESSES ARE LESBIANS. FYI

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Oops 🫠🤣

@Lilwoo-pg3nq Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@vijetnam2264 Жыл бұрын

I have literally never seen a funny woman standup comic

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Opp, but I thought we found a few funny ones friend 🫠🤣😩

@juandadon1112 Жыл бұрын

“Diversity hire”

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

DEI you say 🫠🤣😩

@caydengray5514 Жыл бұрын

Who idolizes Chris Rock?🤷🏻‍♀️

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Chris Rock fans 🫠🤣

@newjersey8238 8 ай бұрын

@femalewoman7441 Жыл бұрын

Panera manager here, definitely overpriced😂 they tell me "customers are paying for the experience"

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 soggy bread and tomato soup sounds yummy 🫠🫠

@libangalad8041 Жыл бұрын

what's her name please

@DGD355 Жыл бұрын

Did you just assume her gender?

@Fergibaby1 Жыл бұрын

@@DGD355Shush now, it's not funny, it's not clever, it's just knobs bringing their politics around packed into the same case as their emotional and mental baggage.

@DGD355 Жыл бұрын

@@Fergibaby1 You tell em

@JayLKing Жыл бұрын

My mom tried to get me to pee like that when i was like 3 or 4 and i outright *refused*

@davidfryer9359 Жыл бұрын

Why aren’t woke jokes remotely funny. They are just pathetic And ripe with emptiness. It should embarrass them, but they only double down and insist we laugh, or they run screaming out of the room. They are as empty as a womb which is longing for the baby that was ripped from the safety of moms comforting protection. And They are about that funny too. I am glad she wasn’t hooked off the stage like a lame vaudeville act. DISCLAIMER: this is my personal opinion on this matter and is not subject to questions, comments, or debate. I’m done.

@Scriber_420 Жыл бұрын

What's "woke" again?

@davidfryer9359 Жыл бұрын

@@Scriber_420 I am a educated intersectional very Informed gay Democrat who is now awakened to the fallacy of those who drone on and on about the endless oppression of social injustices and vomit spewing of those who see literally everything through the lens of racism and victimhood thereof. I am a recovering victim of this pseudoscience of wokeism and social justice. And no I never voted for Trump. Did not fit you idea of who I am does it. If this ideology is not terminated there will never be a free America again. You don’t have to be a MAGA Republican extremist to see the writing on the wall that this moronic ideology is not self -sustaining, but is subversive to western civilization. The violence, and tribal lawlessness of those professing to be woke social injustice warriors and systemic race hating bigots is meant to usurp the authority of anyone they disagree with. It doesn’t take a genius to figure this all out. But the cult of woke robots are all programmed to destroy. If met with slightest resistance of someone logical, they are programmed to self destruct by pulling out their rainbow colored hair and screaming like the nubile toddlers. It’s is sad the once great country that I helped make a beautiful place to live has been systematically destroyed by a woke cult of screaming Unhinged, mentally incapable infantile brats. It brings out the Nigerian side of my genetics. This ideology is no longer sustainable in America or anywhere in the world. And yes they are all laughing about this in Africa. They think we’re are stupid and the will tell you how stupid it is. So pick up a book and read some history before you ruin this earth with the sick plague of woke ideology.

@FOQNFunny 9 ай бұрын

Sorry it missed! Any suggestions?

@Jord3n2 Жыл бұрын

Not funny... Didn't laugh 😮

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Boo hoo, here's a consolation lollipop 🍭 🤣🫠

@Jord3n2 10 ай бұрын

@@FOQNFunny that reply took you FIVE MONTHS

@aleciawright3562 Жыл бұрын

Pin pls?

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Request approved 😶‍🌫️🫠🤣

@lussacisgay729 Жыл бұрын

Shit is too funny. Never do it again.

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Okay Yoda, hopefully the force stays with this one 🫠🤣

@grandturtle2786 Жыл бұрын

Omg Audrey is on a comedy channel! Woo!

@FOQNFunny 10 ай бұрын

Woo! You go Audrey 🫠🤣

@omomavroe2834 Жыл бұрын

Is that the guy who talked to Larry David on the public bus?

@tonyamartinwilliams-rouse6282 Жыл бұрын

Actually, dogs CAN be racist! My hubby is black, I’m white: we go to my sister’s house & her dog was barking like crazy at my husband! I asked my sister if he’s ever seen a black person before and she tells me, “Nope!” Smdh 🤦🏼‍♀️

@FOQNFunny 9 ай бұрын

Interesting insight. Any similar stories?