The machine

Bro was really going through some shit making this vid

Around 10:36 to 10:37 you can see a throwing axe flying towards Lamlug. If you tap the < and > keys, you will see the axe appear at the bottom of the screen between Talion and Takra as he's preparing to strike Talion. The next frame it appears at Talion's left shoulder. After this, there is one final frame before the axe makes contact with Lamlug.

I think I know his answer to the trolley problem...

I can't remember the last time I laughed so much watching a video game series, though of course I would never laugh at Twilight Eclipse's golden locks that are completely credible and real

Loved these

Minthara Angelsbane sounds metal as fuck

“Her hair was so credible” aghh

I realize the orc has been inside me all along

How your life now?? : Me :

B

Lin Manuel Miranda as Frollo is the best line in a slew of great ones.

And she runs till this very day.

Now you need to do a Dark Urge run. Pretty please 🥺🥺🥺

The nemesis system is an amazing idea in concept that immediately breaks down if you're good at the game and slaughter or brand every orc you come across.

Even Tory Shadowheart can't stand Michael Fabricant

7:33 i think my girlfriend thinks im insane with how hard im laughing at this

I've been playing along with this series so I'm just getting around to this video now. W playthrough and W Twilight Eclipse

I had another, he was one of a set of brothers who would always come to eachothers aid. I recruited both of them naturally but when one of them died, the other revolted claiming to have the spirit of his brother aswell as himself and came to claim revenge for letting him die (it was an execution event i failed to stop). After trying to redominate him the other uruk inside resisted it, his brother, and so it was they went together unto death.

I couldnt tell you his name, but they were a shieldbearer. This utter behemoth had some many immunities he was functionally unkillable. You couldnt sneak attack him, you cant shoot him, you cant vault him, animals cant hurt him and so on. He also had no fatal weaknesses, and i believe his only normal weakness was poison. And he was dead set on foiling any plans i had cooking, trying to raise an ally up the ranks? Yoink! He's kidnapped him, better go rescue him yeah? Bam! Hes convinced 3 of my captians to revolt and retreats while im dealing with them. He was forever ambushing me, and showing up when i tried to intervene in events. He also very rarely got into any events himself, he wouldnt go hunting or challenge anyone to a duel. A paragon of strength and cautiousness. Despite his near immortality he would rarely give me the time to try if i were to track him down to fight he'd always turn around and reveal it was a trap the whole time. An absolute madlad who never had to return from death to be unkillable.

I had one orc who no matter how many times I killed him How many times I decapitated him He kept coming back from the dead

I cried. Mainly as i saw ordinary people standing together and celebrating. I am such a sucker for when people unite lol.

Heir-orcy 🤝🏾

I died like 3 times in the game like halfway through. This cause me to get two completely immune to everything enemies. Like they had immunity to projectiles and to finishers and to a bunch of other crap i cant remember bcuz its been 6+ years. Bcuz they were absolutely impossible to kill I just avoided them but every once and awhile they would end up in my mission and id fight them for like 30 min before they would kill me and another dude would become impossible. I literally got insanely bad rolls every time. I had a friend that I worked with who just thought i was bad at the game He fought my dudes with the cross fight system thing and he died in like 2 min and was just like "dude they are immune to everything." to which i was like yeah dude i know thats why i keep dying but every time i die it just gets worse. Its a cool game mechanic except for the fact u can just get unlucky and end up getting one unkillable dude that then just breaks the game and causes everyone else to also be unkillable.

"It was boaring" Idk why it took my 20th viewing of this to see what you did there. But here we are.

i vote B

these have become my comfort videos, thank you

LMAO your discord absolutely screwed you with Portugal, literally the single worst civ in the game And of course the first civ you meet is the Mayans, the civ with the single best trait combination in the game(and are only not the best civ because their UU sucks)

Twilight eclipse voice on audible when

I'm still hoping we get a sequel to Mad Max with the Nemesis system integrated. Some day 😭

"Same, but about you" instant subbed... had me howling

Twilight Eclipse should be an origin character now.

her hair was so credible had me rolling xD