wtf this is real?

When I retire I will never do shit like this.

I like watching this while tripping my brains out on mushrooms. Why ? Because it still makes no fucking sense, and I laugh that people will waste their time to go to such an event . 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

This is nonsense

2:37 15 years later still legendary

💞Wow💛💗💗💗💗💗💛

He can defend any coast with skills like that.

I dialed 911 when he disappeared

A morning at the lodge bar, a canoe rental, and a buddy with a bluetooth speaker:

Portlandia sent me here. Wow, this is a thing. And one must know how to paddle to do it well.

He is no Ornstein! Wasting time going into the service isn't going to help, he needs to concentrate on his craft!

I don't understand why there weren't more women throwing their underwear at him?

i have a final tommorow why am i watching this

This shit fucking SLAPS!!! Literally. Barbosa is HUNGRY BAB-Y!!!

Now, I'm a total Ornstein head - but even I have to give respect where respect is due. Exquisite.

At 2:15 I was like “no he didn’t!” But then at 2:19 it was confirmed that he, in actually, DID do it. What a maneuver

I'm sorry but they are no Marc Ornstein

This??? Is a sport? 😅😅😅😅

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

he's so cool

Holy Shit !

Canoe name: The Black Swirl.

I am so excited about that turn at 1;26 my jaw dropped i almost spilled my tapioca pudding

I caught Marc ornstein smashing groupies 1 time at the state finals.

5 bags of popcorn. a true classic. His style is highly unorthodox. a true rebel in the sport.

He's good, but he's no Ornstein.

props to mamaw for helping this nerd out.

Please let me know if someone has Anita's full performance.

I’ve been to many free style demonstrations. This one ranks among the top! His control of his canoe and paddle is amazing!!! Hope he is still paddling after all these years!!!

Portlandia brought me here.

wow nice

I am kind of an Ornstein purist. But this is not bad.

This guy ain’t shit compared to mark O!

I'm going to give that a try.....one day lol

FOR GRANDMA! <3

I just cannot believe the referee didn't call foul on the stoppie @1:29 , we can't put the spectators in that level of danger. And I'm not even mentioning the illegal paraphernalia throw that followed it. It has all gone down since Ornstein took the crown in 2007. Shameful.

I bet this guy gets sat on more than a toilet seat..

ESPN8: THE OCHO.

What has become of me.....

Listen to the oar of the crowd.

This pirate is no Ron Young. Good effort though.

I should be sleeping but damn this is magestic af

I was worried the performer had fallen out of the boat only to have him spin around and reveal he was hiding! The suspense was quite thrilling

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

I read he's Marc Ornsteins pupil

If they drug tested these athletes the sport would be no more. Clearly they are all tripping.

If he hurries, he can make it to the dodgeball tournament with Average Joes.

I'm more of an Ornstein purist, but that flinging of the hat was breathtaking. I clapped.

Portlandia brought me here.

Great workout.