This whole film is some of the most brilliant entertainment world parody ever made IMO. Unfortunately it came out a few years before hip hop took over the world, and a lot of white people didn't get the references! I saw it in the theater, and I could tell most of it was flying over the heads of the white people in the audience. Still, FOABH is now a cult favorite and I hope the director eventually made money on it. Parodies this well made are so rare. True brilliance.

Oh, watch the whole movie. Guy from Revege of the Nerds is in it

This was a parody ofc and c music factory I gonna make you sweat n also they did the conversation thing in the movie n video when they get another girl to sing for the lady that’s really singing the song in the video too in a funny way lol😂😂😂😂

The Asian girl singing black is the mylee the girl from kickboxer the one that van damme liked n the also the one tong po raped in the movie too mylee good fuck lol 🙏🏽😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😎😎😎😎

The Asian girl singing black is the mylee the girl from kickboxer the one that van damme liked n the also the one tong po raped in the movie too mylee good fuck lol 🙏🏽😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😎😎😎😎

I've seen this movie at least 100 times and it never stops being funny, or even mildly fun. Every moment is not just nostalgic to that VHS era but just such a perfect nock on the MTV era that we grew up with as kids.

You bleed like milee,milee good f*ck!😂

Who else agrees that this goes harder than the song he was trying to make fun of???

"ME SING SONG!"😂

😂😂😂 im jamming this song all day today😂😂😂

A lot of people don't know this but the Asian girl was the love interest in the original kickboxer movie

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Lexx was here

So I just found out about the scandal behind "everybody dance now" and this was definitely a dig at that 😂😂😂

i love this man’s poetry with all of my heart but i don’t know how i feel about him saying the f-slur if he’s straight

If anyone doesn't know this is from the movie Fear of a Black Hat. It's a rap mockumentary like This Is Spinal Tap.

Everybody dance now but this is so funny I can't believe the person in the that's what it stands for real okay put that record on now to this generation boy they don't know what the f#@k they're missing🤣😆😎💯

C+C music factory

That Asian girl🤣

When he goes running across the shot, I lose it every time.

Whatever happened to Freedom Williams?

😂😂😂😂

Mylee from Kickboxer in a rap video. This was funny as hell.

Classic movie !

"I sing black like Paula Abdul!" Lol

Loud like your first concussion - god I remember my first concussion and it was so loud I was four years old in a car crash and I’ve suffered two more since then and this poem really does feel like your brain throbbing out of your skull I love how he used the perfect rhythm and words to make the point he needed and I feel like there is a lot of karma in the fact he performed this in Minneapolis and now they are finally dismantling their cops

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Why Do I Get The Impression This Song Is A Sample Of C&C Music Factory "Going To Make You Sweat"lol

YUK!

LMAO Classic Movie Right here Bro!

Trump 2020

So good.

“I sing song!” “Bitch, you know damn well I sang Come And Pet The P.U.S.S.Y” “No, I sing song!!!” I love this movie

"You cannot hold the baby. He has to walk through alone." And *bawling*

Lol I love this movie

Son!!! It is too early for this. You see his walk across the camera before he starts rapping? Pure comedy

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this poem is great and all and i love neil hilborn but he looks like sponge bob

The thing about having your ass kicked by the police is that it is the most professional beating you will ever receive. These men- could be women, usually men- are artists. They will call you a faggot and make you believe it. The thing about being in the punk scene is that cops love demolishing kids with mohawks so much it’s like they have a fetish for killing dinosaurs and very colorful birds. The thing about punk shows is that they’re loud. Loud like your first concussion, loud like a crowbar fucking a piano. They have to be loud so the sad, crazy kids who go to them- and I mean all of those words: 1) sad 2) crazy 3) kids- will forget for one fucking minute that when they go home, they will still want to fucking kill themselves, because at home, their lives don’t mean ANYTHING to ANYONE. So the thing about punk shows is that you get all these half-deaf depressed kids, and you get them all in one room when they all hate the same thing: themselves. And when the cops show up, all that hate has somewhere else to go, because “those motherfuckers want me to go home!” The thing about punk kids is that they are woefully unprepared to fight the police. It’s pretty hard to resist “the man” when all you’ve got is fists and unhappiness. The thing about being opressed is that I’m… not. I’m young, white, straight and male in America- I will never kiss concrete if I don’t mean to. I will never be kept from being something just for being something, but still the cops stomped on me over and over, and I could have been one of their kids in a costume. So I think that oppression does not exist because white people hate black people, or straight people hate gay people. I think oppression exists because some people have power and will do anything to keep it. And the thing about power is that it’s really hard to control someone when they’re human just like you. So in America, anyone can be a cop. When you’re a cop, no one else is a person- they’re all perps, hoppers, shit-birds and runners. It’s not about keeping the streets safe anymore, it’s about keeping them empty. Oppression is not a race, gender, or sexuality problem, it’s a humanity problem. The cops kicked in the doors- I was on my knees in the middle of the pit. All the amps cut out, the PA was just hissing like it had a secret. The officers were marching in- batons on high, and I was screaming, “I am a human being! I am a human being! I am not resisting you!”

I've heard the first reading version of this piece, and I gotta say, I prefer that version better. His delivery was much more sincere and genuine, and not quite as forced as this. Still, good job.

This is just so amazing. This makes me feel like I'm not alone

I watch different versions of poems and see how they're sightly different and wonder how, when, and why they were changed. But i love them either way

This is a written transcript of "The Future" by Neil Hilborn. This is a public service, and I am in no way claiming any association with this artist, this KZbin video, or this KZbin channel. Forgive how long it is, but this is the way that I write lyrics for my spoken word poetry music videos about mental health awareness and various other topics on my own KZbin channel. Enjoy! 💓 "-The worst thing about being naked, - And then being hit by a car, -Is that road rash is a problem for skin. - 'Why was I naked in the middle of the road at noon?' - I'm glad you asked, Imaginary Other Half of This Conversation. -I have no idea. -Some characteristics of bipolar disorder include dissociation, hallucinations, and fugue states, - So sometimes I wake up in places I didn't go to sleep. - So, there I am, nude, - Splayed out on a car like a slutty chicken, - Screaming about the government conspiracy to take away my feet. - Not my real feet, - Just my brain feet. - I'm about 6 inches away from the concrete when I realize, - In slow motion, - Like the exact opposite of a Rhinoceros attack, - That this was not how I imagined my life would turn out. - When I was little, I broke both ankles jumping off a roof - Because I was sure a cape would enable me to fly. - My parents attributed this to my strong imagination. - Last year, my therapist called it a delusion. -I fail to see the difference. - Also, I really can fly, - And see the future, - And make stupid people leave coffee shops with my mind.... -...43% of the time. -Sometimes I see people as colors. - This guy right here is purple, - Which means he just got a promotion... -... Or a blowjob. -A blow-motion, if you will. - The point is here's a list of things my brain has told me to do: - Join a cult, - Start a cult, - Become a cabinet maker, -Kill myself, - (So, in essence, become a cabinet maker) - Break into, and then paint, other people's houses, - Have sex with literally everyone who reminds me of my mother, - Fight people who are much 'fightier' than me, - Like the cops, - (so, in essence, kill myself). -I think a lot about killing myself. - Not like a point on a map, - But like a glowing exit sign to a show that's never been quite bad enough to make me wanna leave. - See, when I'm 'up' I don't kill myself because holy shit, there is so much left to do! - And when I'm 'down' I don't kill myself because then the sadness would be over. - And the sadness is my old paint under the new. - The sadness is the house fire, - Or the broken shoulder; - I'd still be me without it, - But I would be so boring. - They keep telling me that seeing things that aren't there is called Disturbed Cognitive Functioning. - I call it: Having a superpower. - Once, I pulled over on the 110 Freeway and jumped out of my old jeep -Because I saw it burst into flames 20 seconds before it burst into flames. -I knew my girlfriend and I would be together because she turned bright pink the first time she saw me. -I know tomorrow is going to come because I've seen it. - Sunrise is going to come, - All you have to do is wake up. - The future has been at war, but it's coming home so soon. - The future looks like a child in a cape. - The future is the map AND the treasure. - The future looks just like gravity. - Everyone is slowly drifting toward everyone else. - We are all going to be part of each other one day. - The future is a blue sky, - And a full tank of gas. -I saw the future, I did, - And in it, I was alive."

a fetish for killing dinosaurs

I like his poetry the future is my favorite one but am I the only one that things this guy has daddy issues

Does anyone know if Kali has anymore poems up on KZbin???

lmaoooooooooooo that voice coming out of that tiny asian woman too much

"I'm a human being! I'm a human being! I am not resisting you!" I love that line. That's the perfect summary of the entire poem. They say you're resisting the oppression, which means you are worthy of punishment. Really, all that's happening is that you are reacting to threats of violence like any sentient being would. That's not "resistance", that's being ALIVE.

I could quote aziz Ansari here but it wouldn't be true. Yes there are some good parts to this spoken word poem but it's not my cup of tea.