Fun Fact: If you turn off BLOOD in the options, Volgin won't vomit blood instead he just gags and nothing comes out.

AI commercials from past

Bro sounded like a 5-year-old when he said that 1:38

1:29 💣🤌

I know most of these quotes (despite haven't been able to hear him saying these. The wound thing is the first time for me, and it's relatable: what hurts in the past that healed, you can forget about it. Learn as experience, but don't let it hurt you again. Fitting for both Snake and Raiden. Btw, Otacon really tried to be Mei Ling so bad, but can't blame him.

How did you open the journal

7:17 i wonder if they're gonna keep this in the remake since you're gonna be able to aim from the shoulder on it

The tool of a legendary sniper. Simo Häyhä would be grinning

16:02 I only picked this up on my current rewatch because I happened to watch it a while back, but they're talking about "A Very Potter Musical," the parody by Team Starkid. Highly recommend it and their other works, especially their Aladdin parody.

Stoner m63 power horrible

6:07

The Doctor is a universal commando? Bloody hell.

Would love to hear what the number one and two longest-running British SF shows are!

I once played a non-lethal platin trophy run with a friend, for wich i also had to consume a vulture from the mountains. Only one guy came twards me and i tought i messed up the non-lethal run at some point. When the guy said "You ate me! YOU ATE MEEE!" i lost my shit! Paramedic wasn't lying xD

This is a brilliant time capsule into how the perspective has changed entirely around this game. The two of them, Chip and Ironicus, just talk about how weird and nonsensical this whole part is, how useless the Patriots AI's dialogue is for conveying meaning to the plot, and even begin brainstorming how to change the scene to make it better, and criticizing Hideo Kojima as not having a point to what was being said in this long dialogue. They talk about how silly the idea of this even is, they make fun of it. It's a joke to them. Both them and the people in the comments. And now we live in this reality every day.

I love the idea that no one recognizes Solidus as ex-US President George Sears. Those are the most recognizable faces on the planet.

This game came out in 2005 and even today its still a good looking game. It's now 2024.

It's 2024 and this game still looks good. This game came out in 2005.

And this was the man who had explosive diarrhea in mgs1 😂

Ah alexander soros true form

Nebula...

Hey dude thanks for this I've been playing uncharted since I was young

how to skip this and go in game

It was always hilarious when the absolute noobs were playing as Snake. This guy managed to make all the noob mistakes at once. • Not using the Solid Eye. • Carelessly using the Moisin Nagant, when you have a silenced tranquilizer gun. • Not killing players after taking their tags. • Apparently doesn't know that Snake's shadow is visible when he's in direct sunlight. • Tries to take tags in a main spawn and then seems surprised when he's killed by a spawning player.

9:52

What console are you playing on?

"This is the last chapter in this snake's life!"

The funny thing is that Big Boss wasn’t actually teaching ocelot anything. Ocelot orchestrated the entire interaction to feign incompetence and make Big Boss feel as though he’s ocelot’s superior. Big Boss even reveals this himself when Paramedic asks why he’s helping the enemy but he can’t come up with a reason. It’s because Ocelot actually subliminally influenced him.

It was amazing when you could eat everything by just stabbing with fork.

You are pretty good!

It's always funny to me when they start arguing

Qu'est-ce que c'est,? Ce dit boss. Appelle-moi Snake dit Solid Snake le légendaire.

Ha if it wasn’t for Big Boss, Ocelot might’ve died young

If anyone ever is ranting about food or an animal (like a pig or cow, not like a cat or smn) and doesn't mention if it's edible or the taste imma just say "Right, but how does it taste?"

5:30 I totally forgot you can twirl the SAA around like Ocelot does.

I can’t believe this man is the darpa chief who was in no scenes alive in mgs1

Snake sound so scared when Raiden imply Vamp could be attracted to him lol

People forget MGS3 was 30% sitcom

Ocelot picking up on revolvers is the OG canon event

Back when games acutually referred to the buttons on controllers.

this level of detail is why i hate mgsV

"Snake, are you saying that Ocelot was armed with an M1-Garand or a C96 Mauser?" "Huh, why do you think that?" "Because you said 'clip' instead of magazine so I just assumed you meant he had an actual clip-fed firearm." "No, I just meant-" "Doesn't matter what you meant, Snake. It's what you said and it's wrong." "Mmmm." "You see, Snake, with the invention of magazines, soldiers no longer have to worry about dealing with those annoying clips anymore. A huge convenience. Six years ago in 1958 the US Army replaced the clip-fed M1-Garand with the new magazine-fed, or mag-fed, M14. There's even talk of the US Marine Corps using it as soon as next year as well. It's the way of the future, Snake. You might as well call them what they really are." "But you knew what I meant though. Plus in Hollywood movies they call them 'clips' so it just feels natural and satisfying to say." "Apples and oranges, Snake. Two totally different things. If someone offers you an apple and asks if you'd like an orange, you'd know what the meant. But they'd still be wrong. If saying magazine feels awkward then just call it mag for short." "Fine, I'll think about it." "I mean really, Snake. It's very basic stuff. I would've thought someone with your knowledge would've known the difference." "...Ok I'm getting back to the mission now."

once so charming and funny figures later reduced to tortured dead body or brain dead old man. or get murdered by her own experimental super soldier.

There is no Green Tree Python in Russia, the only explanation to this is it was brought there because some Soviet soldier want to have it as pet

"OH YEAH, MOUNT SNAKEMOOOORE"

“It signifies ghost - one whose true identity must remain a mystery.” - Zero Talk about foreshadowing…. 😳

“He’s the enemy! Why are you giving him advise!?” Well why the hell are you making cyborg ninjas and cloning people you sick bitch!? 😂

Whoever animated the praying mantis one deserves an award! So hard to get that that nicely done, most of the planes feels very well with the lighting and the movement is very smooth and physically acurate to great extent.

8:06 Big Cats

"Last for weeks" Assuming these are U.S. rations, they last for years and can even be good for decades depending on how they're stored.