I wish we have Prothy the Prothean from Mass effect 1

Telling Joker to stop Slouching would be very funny. A bit rude, but very funny.

6:00 Joker: “Can’t even imagine them naked, because who knows what’s under there.” Shepard: “Well you see…”

11:42 solid gold right there.

Ryncol mixed with Angaran wine. Liquid ecstasy, apparently.

11:43 Tali: So this is the man I love, huh...?

The mass effect dialogue pause when one character is cutting another off is part of the humor

I love Grunt But the chemistry will ALWAYS be best with female Shepard especially with that breaking out of hospital thing and then calling Shepard all 'Mommy! I screwed up. Can you get me out of jail?'

It really shows how much detail God put into creation! All hail the Name of King Jesus Christ! Thank You for creating us too Lord, for we are Your most valuable creation! Thank You for Your sacrifice and resurrection Jesus! You are alive today! And that is why You came to earth, to bear our sins that we may be forgiven from them if we ask You Lord. I pray that we also forgive others of their wrongdoings against us that we may be forgiven by You as well Lord. You see and know all Lord, You are our protection, and our safety in times of hardship. You are willing to hold us in Your arms! King and Creator of the universe, You hold us in Your arms! And You will give us rest Lord! And You are willing to forgive and save us! Only if we ask You to, and if we believe in Your resurrection Lord Jesus and declare you as Lord and the Christ! As our Master! And live for You all the days of our lives! And put You first above all in our lives! You love us so much LORD GOD MOST HIGH! That’s why You came down in human form LORD GOD and died for us, bearing our sins, and three day later You rose from the dead. No one can take Your life except You Lord Jesus, and no one can raise You back up except You Lord Jesus, and that’s exactly what You did Lord! Jesus is King of all, and Jesus is Lord of all! And one day, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord! I love You and praise You and Your Holy Name Lord, and I pray that others may come to do the same. And it’s in Your Holy and Righteous Name Lord Jesus Christ! Amen! Romans 10:9 “because if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in thine heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.” If anyone has questions please ask! Be safe! And God bless you all my friends!

3:11 this one is funnier if you romanced Liara in ME1 because he adds something along the lines of Liara being good at kissing or something.

When you admit guilt, you choose made-up stories

What’s so funny is at 20:14 they start making fun of Shepard’s dancing but Garrus is doing the exact same dance 😭😂

I may be hearing things but the character in the orange outfit at 14:07 sounds like Javik

Some of these make me realize I miss Kelly’s old design…

The Citadel dlc felt like an episode of Red vs Blue lol

I can bludgeon pretty hard lmao

I love that Umi helps you in the bar fight!

8:45 if you choose the other option, Ryder goes ‘No way I’m getting on Kesh’s bad side. I’m ratting you out first chance I get old man.’ And Drack agrees that it’s the safest option.

‘I don’t need an army, I’ve got a krogan.’ - Ryder ‘I don’t need luck, I have ammo.’ - Grunt My two favourite quotes:

garrus cant flirt to save his own hide

Liam was kind of an ass to the rest of the team... but his loyalty mission had the best character writing by far.

I made my friend play mass effect for the first time and didn’t familiarize him with how the dialogue options are TREMENDOUSLY downplaying what shepard actually says or does. He felt so bad for punching the dude in the first mission

Was legion singing Mordin’s song?

I think one of the funniest things is the firing line scene at 16:53; if Javik says the line he says “What primitives lack in accuracy, they more than make up for in ammunition.” What makes it hilarious is that while everyone else is shooting at the mercenaries, he dumps three rounds from his shotgun into the wall six inches away from him. You can even see the bullet holes in the wall during the cutscene.

how did you get kasumi into mass effect 3?

Commander, why aren't you more concerned about this?😂😂😂😂😂 this tickled me

I love how Shepard talks to Grunt like he’s a little boy😂😂😂

There's something very human (for lack of a better term) about these characters being able to find the time to be silly during a hopeless intergalactic war

The Fulci eye zoom for the Te’susa and traynor standoff is priceless

Jaal: fuck over 😒

you dont even need to talk to aria to get into the quaentine zone

10:16 that bartender is fucking raiden from metal gear

When you realize most of Sam's jokes are Dad jokes and Alec is a dad 😅

IM GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS MY RECTUM!!!

That doesn’t explain why you used my Armor to fix yourself- Shepard There Was A Hole 🥺- Legion

Wrex's dialogue at 03:11 is way hilarious if you romance Liara, he;s gonna say that probably becuase he doesn't kiss as well.

The first time we all hear Mordin sing, we all laughed. The last time we heard him sing, we all cried...

Sheeeepard. Commaaaander Shepard. Shepard!

1:43 that's actually hilarious

“Then, I’m going to take both your heads, and space them out the airlock” “Finally” Shepard is learning. The Prothean is rubbing off lmao.

The sitcom archnemesis vibe between Traynor and T'Souza, complete with epic eye-zooms is hilarious. Liara is right, the truth is often boring.

Cat6 Mercenaries legit act like typical everyday psychos from the Borderlands universe. For a moment, I deadass was like "WTF, SINCE WHEN WERE THE CALYPSO TWINS GUNNING FOR SHEPARD?!?!"

6:28 Shep: You'll see me again, Halliat. Count on it! Halliat: I rather doubt that. Me: You're right, 'cause I'm about to snipe your camp from the hillside!

The bar scene with the Turian…the whole time I’m screaming at shepard not to be stupid then I realize “oh yeah…we’re in charge of them…welp…forget what I said! DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!”

ShEPaAaaAarD...

23:49 Tali looks like she’s using finger gun 🤣

Anything joker says is usually other than thessia