Все хищники даже не попытались напасть. Работали боксёрской грушей.

Thank 😄

Whatever Dutch ended up being, he was based as f*ck in the scene.

I recently got my first fort and 10% of it betrayed me at one time. 😂 that wasn’t fun it hurt. I’m looking for the best orcs to promote that’s why I’m on here

Whats ironic is that this is the best use of the Mickey Mouse IP in the last several decades

I don't know what I expected.

Where can I find him

i didn’t know how to do this i was here forever

Where is stegoceratops

Bought a volcanic 🔥

I met him west of Valentine (sorry that is the most exact location, I can give you) and I guess you will meet him at the gunshop in Valentine. I myself met him, sucked out the venom, but haven't met him at the gunshop so far. Not sure if it's because I sucked 😅

I had an irc in the early stages of my game named Hork the Wyrm. He was totally awesome. Came in and saved me from death 4 times. I gave him every upgrade I could, epic, legendary, gang. Made him my body guard. He followed me all the time. One day, I’m running along, and I hear “boss!” Turn around and he’s got an intel present for me. That was the first of 6 gifts he gave me. He killed 28 captains across Mordor for me. I kept moving him from region to region. Well, I thought, let’s have some fun. Put in in the fighting pits. He absolutely sucked and died in 2 seconds. I’m completely confused as I watch my guy who’s been bodying everyone get owned. But not to worry. Three days irl later, I’m playing again. Hop on in Seregost. I hear a yell. He’s back and loyal as ever! I eventually took him to Nurnen and made him overlord. Then I made the fateful error. I put him in the online fight pits. He lost again and this time I couldn’t get him back! He was gone forever! I was so furious I fully turned off the game that night and didn’t play for 2 weeks. Rest in Peace Hork! You will forever be remembered. Loved that orc so much I put him in the fanfic I wrote about the game.

Arthur Fleck Olog

Reminds me of that one United Healthcare CEO...

love dinosaurs🥰🦖

Well now I feel like a genuine dope. I got one of the mini DIY work benches from a popped balloon years ago and couldn't figure out how to get another. Live and learn.

This is what makes me think that this game was one of the few games made with at least a minimum of affection

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I once met a orc captain and suddenly his supporter showed up and said: "You know, normally he would say all the terrible things he ever did, but i lost bet, so i have to do it instead, but emm, i dont remember anything he said, so lets get to the killing already"

I don’t know why I thought the “You’ve lost your mind!” Statement was so funny but I laugh so hard every time.

Bro who named the dinosaur that?

R.I.P ceratosaurus 2021-2024

Both these men were right in a way. Cornwall was right in saying that all of this would be Dutch’s undoing. But Dutch was right about pretty much everything he said before he shot cornwall. Even if he was crazy

Funny story: i once met a orc that was EXTREMLY good, but was higher level them me So I shamed him, dominated him and made him my body guard Once i was fighting other Orc that set a trap on me, my bodyguard betrayed me and killed me, becoming like level 74 (i was like around 45) He became extremly dangerous and started to hunt my own orcs, so i had to kill him, so i sent on him 4 of my strongest orcs with 5th being as my bodyguard (so it was 6V1) So, he killed 2 or 3 of my orcs, almost killed me 3 times and only after that he was finally dead Funnily enough, next day he cheated death, so i shamed him after a very long fish (i woudnt won without my drake mount) and he became maniac that only says "i was defeated", so i had to hunt him down and shamed him once again and when we fought for the last time, i dominated him and now he's my loyal bodyguard He's name is Krimp the Backstabber, fiery warmonger berserker and he doesnt have a single weakness Ok, it wasnt funny story, but it was a story

*Dutch literally sees Agent Milton & Ross like 2 minutes before he shoots Cornwall* *15 seconds later* "OH SHIT! PINKERTONS!"

Indom has no chance of losing against giga

Que lindo

This game was a monumental part of my childhood

Damn... Guess he won by doing nothing

I'm doing another playthrough and just got to the point where I can do challenges and stuff. I went to fight an outlaw guy and called in my bodyguard since the last outlaw I fought, I had to fight all of his lackeys too. We made quick work of him, but then out of nowhere this random outlaw Olog shows up, we kill him no problem. _Then_ this assassin that actually killed me before legitimately shows up. "Easy" I think, two on one, just like the last two... _turns out he had a particularly protective blood brother._ My bodyguard took him as the assassin and I had a proper one on one rematch, I was giving him a pretty good whooping and he was close to kicking the bucket, but then the camera focuses on my bodyguard and the blood brother, who struck him down. This gave the assassin the opportunity to get a hit in on me with his poisoned spear, and the blood brother was on his way to help sway things back in their favor. I wasn't going to let him kill me unless I was at least taking his brother, the assassin with me. An eye for an eye. I was able to kill the assassin, and then focus on bodyguard's killer. After a short lived fight, I decapitated him... I suppose I got vengeance for both of us... I do not remember your name, Bloodpike, but I will not forget your story. Rest in peace.

The Anklosaurus is going to win

Dutch was based for this

I LOVE The ANKLOSAURUS ❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😊

Sup

Nah this shit is hilarious🤣 I love that they remember you and even start to get mad that you don’t want to kill them they think they are just unworthy

Much love spent like 20 minutes taking photos from every angle there was<33

Helped out a ton

so your telling me the spinosaurus can beat a giganotosaurus, t-rex, indominus rex, indoraptor but not an allosaurus?

Me he desinstalado el juego porque este boss es simplemente imposible de ganar

its so flipping annoying when they attack eachother its why i orefer the furst game

Remember, Forever, the Fourth of December All Hail Dutch Van Der Linde

Niggersaurus song the rap??

8:41

i love albertosaurus!

Here after the Brian Thompson assassination🥳🥳🥳

they never forget

Carnotaurus is best

United health group december 4th 2024

Which is it you want me to do, dodge the bomb or fly through the dumb circle because both aren't possible.

Aaaaaaaaaaa