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ShortList is supported by you, our amazing readers. When you click through the links on our site and make a purchase we may earn a commission. Learn more HOME > NEWS The 10 longest novels ever written They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but how much is a million words worth? The 10 longest novels ever written By DAVE FAWBERT 06 June 2018 The internet has officially destroyed everyone’s attention span; so much so that making it through a Spot The Dog book now requires a major feat of concentration. So we dread to think how many people would be able to get through these monsters of prose; these titans of text. We list below the ten longest, most epic novels ever created. Naturally, opinion is sometimes divided on how exactly to measure length - pages, words, or even characters, so it’s an approximate guide - however, if you ever manage to get all the way through even one of these, you have our eternal respect. 10. Ponniyin Selvan/The Son of Ponni Author: Kalki Krishnamurthy 900,000 words/2,400 pages Published in the 1950s and released in five volumes, this historical novel, originally written in Tamil, tells the story of Arulmozhivarman, one of the kings of the Chola Dynasty, which ruled in the 10th and 11th centuries. It took Krishnamurthy three years and six months to write - it would probably take us about the same time to read it (not withstanding having to learn a new language). 9. کلیدر/Kelidar Author: Mahmoud Dowlatabadi 950,000 words/2,836 pages A famous Persian novel, this was published in 1984 and tells the story of a Kurdish family in Sabzevar, Khorasan who face hostility from neighbouring visitors, set against a backdrop of the years following the Second World War; a turbulent era for Iranian politics. It took Dowlatabadi 15 years to write: thank God people liked it or that would have been a serious waste of time. 8. Joseph und seine Brüder/Joseph and his Brothers Author: Thomas Mann 1,492 pages Written by German Thomas Mann, this epic tome was published in the middle of the war, in 1943 in Sweden. The novel retells the famous stories of Genesis - from Jacob to Joseph - set within the historical context of the Amarna Period of Egyptian history (around 1300 BC). It took Mann 16 years to write the four parts that make up the whole - if only he’d decided to go the Lloyd-Webber routem write a few songs and turn it into a musical instead, he’d have made a lot more money. Get Our Best Stories Straight To Your Inbox Get exclusive shortlists, celebrity interviews and the best deals on the products you care about, straight to your inbox. Enter your email 7. Clarissa, or, the History of a Young Lady Author: Samuel Richardson 984,870 words/1,534 pages An example of an epistolary novel - one written as a series of documents such as letters or diary entries - this huge book was published in 1748, telling a tragic story of a heroine constantly set back by her family. We’ll be honest: if we were going to read almost a million words, we’d probably appreciate a happy ending. 6. Min Kamp/My Struggle Author: Karl Ove Knausgård 1,000,000 words/3,600 pages Don’t worry, it’s not that book by a megalomanical Austrian, but in fact a series of six autobiographical books published between 2009 and 2011 by the Norwegian author Karl Ove Knausgård. They gained huge fame and notoriety due to the unflinching honesty and detail that Knausgård went into regarding his friends, family and the “banalities and humiliations of his life”; so much so that his wife suffered a nervous breakdown. To date it has sold over half a million copies in Norway alone - one for every nine people in the country. 5. Zettels Traum/Bottom’s Dream Author: Arno Schmidt 1,100,000 words/1,536 pages/6,800,000 characters Arno Schmidt, along with Hans Wollschläger, was tasked with translating the works of Edgar Allan Poe into German and, in the course of this, he decided to write a novel - about the problems of translating the works of Edgar Allan Poe into German. Well, they do say it’s always best to write about what you know. READ MORE:The 20 best dystopian novels 4. Der Mann ohne Eigenschaften/The Man Without Qualities Author: Robert Musil 1774 pages The novel, written in three books, is a “story of ideas”, which takes place during the last days of the Austro-Hungarian monarchy in 1913. A huge range of important human themes are explored: truth; opinion; society and ideas and, in many ways, it foresaw the problems that Europe would face after 1918. Unfortunately, the novel was never finished, as Musil died before its completion, having been unable to settle on an appropriate ending. He never saw fame or fortune with the book in his lifetime, despite spending 13 years of his life writing it. You’ve got to feel for the guy haven’t you? 3. Mission Earth Author: L. Ron Hubbard 1,200,000 words/3,992 pages Written as a ten-book series by the father of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Mission Earth is a strange beast, billed as a “satirical science fiction adventure set in the far future”, but derided by critics and even banned in some places. The town of Dalton in Georgia tried to have it removed from its public library, claiming that it contained, “repeated passages involving chronic masochism, child abuse, homosexuality, necromancy, bloody murder, and other things that are anti-social, perverted, and anti-everything.” Nonetheless, all ten books were bestsellers. Some people will buy into anything, eh? 2. A la recherche du temps perdu/In Search of Lost Time Author: Marcel Proust 1,267,069 words/3,031 pages/9,609,000 characters Rated the longest novel ever by the Guinness Book of World Records, there’s no doubt that Proust’s masterpiece could quite easily double up as a mightily effective doorstop, with 13 volumes clocking up nearly 1.3 million words. Its theme of involuntary memory is repeated through the course of following the narrator’s life, from childhood to adulthood. Published between 1913 and 1927, it had a profound influence on many works that were to follow in the 20th century; it’s considered the definitive modern novel by many leading scholars. So, to summarise: really long, but really good. 1. Artamène/Cyrus the Great Author: Georges De Scudéry/Madeleine De Scudéry 2,100,000 words/13,095 pages In terms of pure word count, this 17th century novel obliterates the opposition, with a whopping 2.1 million words forming its ten volumes. 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I remember all of this… the parachute on may22

2008 here and I remember all of this..

My school still has the parachute and the little scooters and we still have book fairs

My book fair😢

I'm going into middle school next year and I am going to have to say goodbye to recess after lunch😢

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😢😢 i have none of them

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I am moving pn to 7th.... my elementary went up to 6th and i am really sad about it...

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They still have the parachute

My school still has the scooters

💀baby dinosaur actually cooked 💀(the accident kronk dinosaur)

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Welcome loona to the dragon family and thank you guys for 300 subs