My Own Translation Of The Ride’s Dialogue: Beginning: 0:14 Narrator: Winnie The Pooh Asked His Friend, Christopher Robin, For A Balloon. Christopher Robin: What Do You Need A Balloon For? Pooh (Whispering): Honey. Christopher Robin: You Can’t Get Honey With A Balloon. Pooh: I Do. Hundred Acre Wood: 0:49 Pooh: I Can Reach Where There Is A Lot Of Honey! (Wind Blows.) Pooh: Oh, Dear! 1:00 Pooh: This Is All Because I Love Honey So Much. (Lever Flips And Explosions.) Gopher: OUCH! Wow, What A Blast… 1:13 (Gate Door Creaking.) Rabbit: I’m Getting Blown Away! Whoa! Whoa! 1:21 (Tree House Creaking.) Owl: …This Wind Is Noting Compared To The Wind Of ‘67. I Think It Was ‘76, But Either Way, It’s Fine. I Was An Operator In London Once… Piglet: Someone, Help! Someone, Help! Ohh, Someone, Help! Ahh! What Do I Do?! 1:29 Kanga: My Boy! Hang On Tight, Roo! Roo: Mommy, Look! I Can See Pooh! Pooh: Happy Windsday To You, Roo! 1:36 Pooh: Happy Windsday To You, Eeyore! (House Falls Down.) Eeyore: Why, Thank You, Pooh. 1:44 Tigger: Hey, Guys! Let Me Show You How To Get Honey From The Bees! Tiggers Love Honey! The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers: 1:51 (Bees Buzzing.) Tigger: Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo! (Singing) 🎶 The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers, 🎶 🎶 Is Tiggers Are Wonderful Things! 🎶 🎶 Their Tops Are Made Out Of Rubber, 🎶 🎶 Their Bottoms Are Made Out Of Springs! 🎶 🎶 They’re Bouncy, Trouncy, Flouncy, Pouncy, 🎶 🎶 Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun! 🎶 🎶 But The Most Wonderful Thing About Tiggers Is, 🎶 🎶 I’m The Only One! 🎶 🎶 I-I-I’m… The Only One! 🎶 (Trees Brushing And Bees Buzzing.) Pre-Dream Sequence: 2:26 Tigger: Gee-Yuck! Tiggers Don’t Like Honey! Only Heffalumps And Woozles Like This Icky, Sticky Stuff! Pooh Dreams: 2:23 Tigger (Offscreen): Heffalumps And Woozles, Steal Honey… Steal Honey… Steal Honey… Pooh (Asleep):