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I’m glad this is on here!! It’s helped me with the rap and timing since I’m getting ready to play plankton in February!!❤❤

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Thanks for posting this! Wonderful track!

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All unser Glück riss die Lüge uns nieder, nur das Eine ist wahr Ich hab gehofft, irgendwann kommst du wieder, doch du warst nicht da, du warst nicht da Wo ist der Sommer, was wurde aus der Zeit, wo sind die Tage zu zweit? Du warst ein Träumer, die Welt war himmelweit Du ließt mich zu den Sternen schweben So unbeschwert waren wir, und du sagtest zu mir: „Halt mich fest, du bist mein Leben" Ich hör' die Worte noch heut', und selbst nach all' der Zeit würde ich dir Alles geben Dann kam der Winter mit Macht, hat Frost und Kälte gebracht, es erstarrte die Welt Das Glück in all' seiner Pracht, erfroren in einer Nacht, an den Pranger gestellt (Unterbrechung im Lied) Athos: Warum bist du zurückgekommen? Milady: Deinetwegen Athos, nur deinetwegen! Aber erst galt es meine Ehre wiederherzustellen. Athos: Und das konnte nur Richelieu? Milady: Ich musste ihn gnädig stimmen. Er sollte mich von meinem Stigma befreien und dann wollte ich mich auf die Suche nach meiner großen Liebe machen, einer Liebe, die ich niemals vergessen konnte. Mit dir wollte ich das verlorene Paradies wieder finden! (Song wird fortgesetzt) Die Wunden schlossen sich nie, und ich wusste nicht wie soll ich ohne dich nur leben? Auch wenn der Sommer verblich', der Gedanke an dich lässt noch heut mein Herz erbeben Werden wir jemals die Lügen verwinden, werden wir je verstehn'? Ich hab so gebetet, wir würden uns finden Nichts ist geschehn', Nichts ist geschehn' Kehrt' je der Sommer zurück, kann uns Niemand das Glück, dass wir hatten wiedergeben? Halt' mich noch einmal und spür' die Kraft der Sonne mit mir, kann sie uns noch wärmen? Sag' es mir, sag' es mir, Sag' es mir

2:13 is when the dance break starts! Everyone auditioning break a leg!

0:47 Audition cut

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oh i love that theres finally some galavant karaoke out there and these are so much fun to do! thank you so much!

Love to see more Galavant stuff. Any chance of doing a karaoke version of Serenade from season 2 of the show?

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I know what's gonna happen I'll try to go to bed With fear of failure flapping like a fruit bat in my head I'll sleep for half an hour The clock will ring at six I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks So I won't have any breakfast Maybe just a little tea Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy Which incidentally isn't half as disconcerting or upsetting As going for a part you know there is no way that you're getting But anyway I'm heading Downtown for the audition Where everything I'm dreading will be coming to fruition And here's what's gonna happen I'll walk in weak with hunger And there's a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger I'll go into the bathroom And I'll try to vocalize And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming" But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks She really sucks, she really, really, really blows And she's old, and she's lame And then someone calls my name And here's what happens I'll walk into the room The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb And everybody smiles They'll say "It's good to see ya" But all I see is judges And they'll all look like Scalia And then a little banter as they look me up and down And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate I'll try to convince them that I'm charming And I'm clever, and I'm fun to have around But I'm starting to unravel In my head I hear the gavel Guilty! They're gonna throw the book at me 'cause I'm Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime Not young enough! Not thin enough! Not pretty enough! Not good enough! We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of Waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing Sandy? But wait now someone's asking So can we hear your voice? I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice? I nod at the pianist He's always wearing black He's always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's thumbs are all over his iPhone And I know he's probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap She's a fake She's a phony She could never win a Tony I now live in a place I know quite well I've left the world, and I've entered hell I'm this far away from a fainting spell But just before I die I finish a song Which I oversell Somebody says thanks And wishes me well The next thing I know I'm at Taco Bell Stuffing my face with meat I'm trying to take it slowly I'm trying to be my best I'm trying to be more holy Less bitter and depressed I'm reading Eckhart Tolle He makes a lot of sense I bought a Buddhist bowl He says he it helps you be less tense It doesn't do a thing for me I sit there on the floor And watch a vivid sequence Of humiliating incidents from my past go by And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more When she knows what's gonna happen 'Cause it never doesn't happen 'Cause it always, always (Sandy? Sandy!) Michael? No! I know what's gonna happen Don't tell me that I don't And don't say that I'll rise to The occasion 'cause I won't And don't say I've got talent And don't say I've got heart And don't say that I'm clever 'cause I know I'm pretty smart I'm smart enough to know That I'm too stupid to admit You can't survive a diet that consists of eating shit The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags And say "that's it!" You know what's gonna happen I know what's gonna happen Here's what's gonna happen I quit! I quit! I quit!

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auditioning for my schools musical. this helps a lot i’m so excited

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I’m so dumb I thought the line was alas ballet bro😭 what is thaatt 😭

FREDRIK: Du kan ikke rappe om det sto om livet ditt en gang! SIGNE: Å ja? Watch! AMANDA, BETTY, UNA (ser hva som går og hva/ om det funker. Null krise om ikke. Må også time med singback evt) Beatboxing 2 omganger. [SIGNE] This task force is for losers I've  got the perfect plan Right  now, the getting's good So let's get out while we can! This task force is for losers I've got the perfect plan Right now the getting's good So let's get out while we can Look, lava's pretty hot Let's give in to our fear Disaster's on its way That means we can't spend no more time in here You all know who I am Evil genius, giant brain You can't stop a volcano I mean are you all insane? The ones who stay will all be vaporized without a doubt Before that sucker blows We gotta get the fish out [AMANDA, BETTY, UNA] FISH OUT! FISH OUT! FISH OUT! [SIGNE] So let's go, and be gone So let's go, and be gone So, leggo, and be gone So, leggo, and WE GONE! Cause when the going gets tough ( UNA, BETTY When the going gets tough) That means it's time to get lost (UNA, BETTY That means it's time to get lost) When the going gets tough (UNA, BETTYWhen the going gets tough) That means it's time to get lost (UNA, BETTY) That means it's time to get lost) So leggo, and we gone, let's be gone! [HENRIK] HOLD ON, PLANKTON! I am simply shocked! Bikini Bottom is our HOME I can't believe you talk about just walking out! Let's figure out a way to stay, today, tomorrow! I feel sorrow, I feel fear But I am NOT leaving here! Who's with me? [SIGNE] OH! The simple sponge is talking! Fascinating! Do go on... The frycook has a plan- good luck with that Cause I'll be gone! You don't just wait around when you're under attack, no You- AMANDA: Run like crazy AMANDA, SIGNE out the back! You've got one day left AMANDA, UNA, BETTY, SIGNE go home and pack! Cause when the going gets tough ( UNA, BETTY, AMANDA When the going gets tough) That means it's time to get lost (UNA, BETTY, AMANDA That means it's time to get lost) When the going gets tough (UNA, BETTY, AMANDA When the going gets tough) That means it's time to get lost (UNA, BETTY, AMANDA) That means it's time to get lost) So leggo, and we gone, let's be gone! SIGNE (snakke): Selvfølgelig, masse-evakuering er ikke noe lette greier. Vi trenger å evakuere samlet i et fartøy som kan fange oss alle… jeg mener… ha plass til oss alle. [FREDRIK, snakke] Hold an, minidude! Jeg ble ikke født i går! Dette høres ut som en ny slu plan. [SIGNE, snakke] Wh-! På en tid som dette, hvordan kan du tro noe sånt om meg?! [FREDRIK, snakke] Du skjuler nok noe i ermet... [SIGNE, snakke] Jeg er en en-cellet organisme. Jeg har ikke engang ermer. (I’m a one-celled organism... I don't even have sleeves!) [AMANDA, UNA, BETTY (HENRIK?)] OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [SIGNE ] Sjekk dette, Mr.Krabbe! Break it down, now! DANSEBREAK [SIGNE, speed-rapping] Coming up as one of many Mom and Dad had plenty more of me And 20/20 vision? Never had it! Had to be a devastating, conversating, luminous communicator Hoping later every hater of this tiny, little, nerdy me would pay You've never heard of me? Okay- A GIANT! I don't give it up, I live it up! Floating in the saline Running from the balene A celebrated single cell of cilliated, cerebellic genius! HA. HA. HA SIGNE, FREDRIK, HENRIK (BETTY, UNA, AMANDA) So leggo (so leggo) And be gone (and be gone) So leggo [SIGNE & AMANDA} Woooooaaaahhhhhh!! [SIGNE] Woooaaahh! ALLE: AND WE GONE! SIGNE, FREDRIK, HENRIK (BETTY, UNA, AMANDA) Cause when the going gets tough (When the going gets tough) That means it's time to get lost (That means it's time to get lost) When the going gets tough (When the going gets tough) That means it's time to get lost (That means it's time to get lost) [AMANDA? EN SOM VIL? DEN LYSE DELEN] We may just survive this chaos [ALLE:] SURRENDER! And be gone! Let's be gone! Let's be gone! SO LEGGO!

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Auditioning and I have to use this karaoke track. Trying for karen or plankton! Keep yall updated...

This is great

мечтала быть принцессой но вот нет застряла та в быту не видит свет и живет во дне сурка, вся жизнь прошла среди кастрюль Что ж, Скоро обед ну-ка нарежем хлеб Накроем же столы (И встаньте в очередь ослы) И муж, семья, родня Везде атас Лет десять вместе с мужем проживя Ушел к старухе гадкий ловелас (Шестьдесят Что за черт? Где же любовь?) Она пуста! Она пуста! Как бутерброды ее жизнь но только нету колбасы И джема нет И масла нет И стук от ложек, вилок будто голову пробило (ТИХО!) Еще момент ей конец Она сломается Ох, ну сколько повторять? И нету сил ей тяжело Как и всем нам Она пуста! Она пуста! Да! Да! Вы спросите как живется ей так? Никак! Она пуста! но дел по горло, вилки и ножи гора посуды, эти беляши Положи… котлет, пюре, супец, омлет Времени все нет! Хооотела б хоть раз сказать: на море газ Но это долг и крест Заперта навеки здесь

This should be trumps theme song for 2024! :)😂

Seu plano é absurdo Que tal você me ouvir Não perca um segundo não vai sumir daqui Vulcões podem matar Seu medo é bom ouvir Desastre vai chegar então é hora de você partir Como eu não há igual Eu sou um gênio do mal Ninguém para um vulcão Melhor cair na real E quem ficar será vaporizado, pode crer Quem quer sobreviver não tem mais tempo a perder, perder, perder, perder Acabou, é o fim Acabou, é o fim Acabou, é o fim Acabou, é o fim Pois quando as coisas vão mal É hora de dar no pé Quando as coisas vão mal É hora de dar no pé Então vá, sem olhar para trás Cast recording- 1:04 Brasil- 1:20-2:10

This song is funny! There's a lot of negative words but Squidward is trying to stay positive. He's finally happy that someone notices him even if it's an hallucination... i think it's the message of this song. It has energy and a nice beat, humor, fantastic dancing. I like it 🙂

i love this instrumental sm

[PLANKTON] Ciência é pros molengas Meu plano é ideal Fugir enquanto dá Ficar pode ser fatal A lava é muito quente O desastre vem aí É hora de correr É hora de se escafeder daqui Vocês sabem quem sou? Sou brilhante, um gênio Enfrentar um vulcão? Mano, só se for um sem-noção Quem ficar, vai ser pulverizado sem perdão Temos que escapar Bem antes da explosão Explo... [KAREN] São! [PLANKTON] Explo... [KAREN] São! [PLANKTON] Explo... [KAREN] São! [PLANKTON] Larga mão, mete o pé Larga mão, mete o pé Larga mão, mete o pé Larga mão, metе o pé [PLANKTON (E CORO)] Pois quando a coisa apertar (Quando a coisa apertar) É hora de еscapulir (É hora de escapulir) Quando a coisa apertar (Quando a coisa apertar) É hora de escapulir (É hora de escapulir) De vazar, larga mão, mete o pé [BOB ESPONJA] Calma, Plankton! Não é bem assim A Fenda do Bikini é nosso lar Não dá pra entregar os pontos sem lutar Deve haver um jeito de enfrentar Eu tô triste, tô com medo Mas eu vou ficar Mais alguém? [PLANKTON] A esponja tá falando Fascinante, diz aí O plano do chapeiro, eu tô fora, eu já saí Você não fica esperando o mundo acabar, não [PLANKTON E CORO] Cê sai correndo Pra se salvar Se tem só um dia Pra se safar [PLANKTON, falando] É claro que um plano de fuga em massa não é uma tarefa simples. Nós precisamos colocar todos dentro de uma nave que nos aprisione... ah, não! [KAREN, falando] Acolha! [PLANKTON, falando] Que acolha! Que acolha todo mundo. Essa nave irá nos levar para outro lugar, que vamos chamar de... [LARRY, A LAGOSTA, falando] Bikini Cavadão! [PÉROLA, falando] Fio Dental! [SENHORA PUFF, falando] Topless! [PLANKTON, falando] Ô, senhora Puff, nos poupe dessa imagem grotesca. Vamos chamar de Hambúrguerstão, porque vai ser delicioso! [SENHOR SIRIGUEIJO, falando] Calma lá, piquitito! Eu tenho certeza que isso daí não passa de mais um dos seus planos! [PLANKTON, falando] Creio eu que foi uma ofensa, mas eu não entendi ainda... [SENHOR SIRIGUEIJO, falando] Ora, Plankton. Você nunca dá um ponto sem nó [PLANKTON, falando] Eu sou um organismo unicelular e eu não tenho nó, porque eu faço acupuntura [KAREN] Whoa! [CORO] Whoa! [PLANKTON, falando] Olha isso, Karen! Breaking dance! (cantando) Eu nasci no meio de um bando de irmão O meu pai e a minha mãe nunca me deram atenção Mas eu sempre tive intuição e um talento nato para comunicação Olha só o que eu mudei Muita boca eu já calei Não me reconhece? Ok! Eu sou gigante, eu sou muito interessante Surfo no litoral, fujo de todo mal Sou unicelular, eu sou um cara extremamente genial Há! Há! Há! [TODOS] Pois quando a coisa apertar (Quando a coisa apertar) É hora de escapulir (É hora de escapulir) Quando a coisa apertar (Quando a coisa apertar) É hora de escapulir (É hora de escapulir) De vazar, larga mão, larga mão

Dankjewel !!!! Al zo lang op zoek naar karaoke's van 3M.

lin manuel miranda: known for rapping in musicals Plankton: “give me some music Karen”

I just realized I can hear their voices phantomly in the background

so helpfull !!

here you go liam ❤️ Funny How'd I fail to see this little bed time tale was funny? I could cry to think of all the irony I've missed! What an unusual twist Right at the end of it Funny Who could see that this pathetic scene would be so funny Once you strain to find the grain of humor underneath Life double crosses with style Forcing you into a smile So it can kick you in the teeth Just desserts We can all laugh till it hurts At my expense I'm accustomed to working on "spec" I always pick up the check I think it's funny Who could top or make this comic op'ra more compelling You could weave in some deceit to even up the score You'd have us all on the floor That would be roaringly funny Sad enough my life's a joke that suffers in the telling Just another hoary chestnut from the bottom drawer I've heard so often before That I can't laugh anymore!

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I frickin love this song. Thank you!!!!

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Im single hamdedly getting this video to 1k views

I thought I’d never find a karaoke track for this 💕 you’re the best

Yo sé que va pasar Me voy a dormir Con ese pensamiento De fracaso y sufrir Y no dormiré nada La alarma sonará Despertare en la ducha con un hambre tan voraz Quizá solo me tomé un té ¿Que otra opción iba a tener? Sentiría un revisión En vete a tu saber Y ni siquiera se compara Con el ir a audicionar Por un papel que es claro Que jamás vas a ganar Pero de cualquier modo Me voy a la audición Temiendo por mi vida Que será una aberración Y esto pasar Que me verán entrar Y chicos como yo Pero más guapos miraré Así que voy al baño Trato de vocalizar Me pongo a cantar un "Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma" Y escucho afuera Este apesta, enserio es malo El aire no controla bien Que viejo estoy, que mal estoy Entonces me hablarán Y esto pasa Entro a la audición Las luces fluorescentes Cuál si fuera inquisición Y todos muy sonrientes Me dicen "¿Cómo estás?" Pero yo veo dementes Que solo me juzgaran Puedo ver en sus ojos Que ven mucho más de mi Detrás de esta cara De pura inseguridad Trato de mentirles y decirles Que soy una grandísima elección Pero el pánico llega Y mi cabeza piensa CULPA Me lanzarán un libro porque tengo CULPA Por gastar su tiempo yo ahora tengo CULPA De todo crimen de esta profesión Muy viejo es Muy gordo es Muy feo es Muy malo es Por la presente la sentenciamos A una vida de listas de espera Y debilitante auto desprecio Y luego me preguntan "¿Puedo escuchar tu voz?" Intento ser gracioso "¿Acaso tengo elección? Y miro al pianista Con caspa por doquier Con cuello de tortuga Y de negro siempre es Empiezo a cantar con mucha inseguridad Y el director pues claro que se pone a textear En su iPhone Yo sé que está twitteando "Lol este chico es fatal Es tan falso, tan farsante Un Tony no está a su alcance" Ahora ya estoy en ese lugar Ya me morí y al infierno fui Sintiendo que me voy a desmayar Pero no sin terminar Se acaba la música y ya que Muy feo cante Me dicen "adios" Antes de saber Me fui a Mcdonald's 10 combos me compré Intento relajarme Intento ser mejor Estoy leyendo un libro Que me habla de meditar Tiene mucho sentido Interesante es Compré un tazón budista Que me va a relajar Esto no me funciona Y me pongo a llorar Con esta depresión Lleno de humillación Y mi pasado que me aterra Que no me deja vivir ni ser feliz Se que va pasar Por qué siempre pasa así Y yo nunca Nunca No! Yo sé que va a pasar No me digas que no No me digas que luche Por mis sueños más ya no O que tengo talento "Se que lo lograras " Que soy inteligente Aún me falta ese don Yo sé muy bien cuando es hora ya de admitir Que de esto no se vive Que mierda voy a comer Y que solo debes renunciar y decir que "hasta aquí llegué" ¿Sabes que va a pasar? ¡Yo sé que va a pasar! Esto va a pasar Me voy Me voy ME VOY

I’m no expert but this tempo seems a bit fast

I swear I'm like half of these views, thank you

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