Loved the spare tire joke! Keep it the trunk 😂😂

If your toes outnumber your teeth..you might be a redneck.

I was a bartender at a Ramada Inn. 1980s, they had a reasonable monthly room rate. Anyhow, one of the resident hookers had a butt that was barstools wide. She would be smoosing with the men ---- then she would stand up. Oh wow. Another fun fact, she would jog once around the building (maybe 1/4 mile), come in, hit the vending maching, and get a candy bar.

You ain't no gangster, pull your pants up! You are my hero!

I find him funny but in a country the age limit of consent is generally accepted as 18 should a 15 or even younger wear shorty shorts with juicy written on them??

It's 2024 and I still love listening to him.

Low-cut tops age determination: Put it on her. If it stays up, she's old enough to wear it.

Then you are the one left behind. There is always a fish. 😅😅😅

Love listening to that lady that just starts cackling about 5 seconds before every punchline is over with lol.

Having multiple kids doesn't make your boobs droop

He is. So....FUNNY !!

“I bet I could ride it. But I’d probably get hurt” 😂😭🤣

The only good back tits are adult film star Abigaiil Morris. She has a tattoo of a naked woman’s torso on her back.

Hilarious. Even when I was a senior during 1979, it was deemed improper for anyone to get a tattoo except military men and bikers. Very few women of any age had a tattoo back then...and most tattoo parlors were 'dives', in harsh areas.

I DON’T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA! SHE’S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!

I am southern. I am fat. I am too old to wear certain clothes and I still find all of this hilarious. We need to lighten up

@4:19 😮😮😮😮😮!!!!!!! I know for a fact he stole that joke from a woman!!!!!!! Except she said it about a lipstick print on a cigarette butt!!!!!!!! 😮😮😮 but completely same joke!!!!!!! I remember being a little girl, and listening to it!!!!!

Sooooooo @2:19 wtf ?????? What happened to the u might be a redneck????? 😮😢

Lmaorotf

Laughed so hard @ parts 1 & 2 I wet my pants!!😂😂

He's awesome❤

I don’t like tattoos and I agree they’re not for everybody

I agree with him on the old women. Do not need to wear anything that says juicy on it

Bet it was a black women.

A woman arrives at the Emergency Dept. with a gunshot wound to the knee. When asked she said "I was trying to commit suicide". Puzzled they asked why the knee injury. She had asked a close friend how to commit suicide. The friend said point it at your left nipple and pull the trigger.

One of the funniest, most family-friendly successful comedians of all time. Been a fan of his since I first heard "Party all night" back in the day.

weed isn't no drugs weed is actually a medicine and if those days ever repeats itself and there's wanters with there paints that for down either there wanters and are somebody's bitch's either way I don't want to see that and the new 2000 really fake soft emotion feelings fake genoration might just be I'm crying he hurt my feelings 😂😂😂😂😂 oh well 😂

“It’s just Walmart” is a very common phrase in Arkansas.

This for you younger folks out there. IF YOUR MOTHER STILL DRIVES YOU TO SCHOOL, YOU AIN'T NO GANGSTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!! 😂😂😂😂

I used to live in Oklahoma and he is right!!!! Go to WM after midnight during a weekend!!😂😂😂😂

I have 3 tattoos and I'm 64 and they still look the same as when I got them at age 17 but everybody's different but I'll never understand why would anyone (Guys and Girls) want to get tattoos from the neck on down and when I see this I can't help but say something like "Did you ever think about when you get old that nobody is gonna be able tell what those things are on your body and if you have face tattoos then good luck trying to find a job." I can understand 1, 2 or even 3 nice tattoos that vary in size that's on your upper arm or on your shoulder blade but when you start getting them on your neck, your face, the back of your hand or on your fingers that's where I say "Oh Hell No" and I have seen them or I might say "Let me guess.. You just got out of prison ?"

If your skirt or your shoes match the colour of your varicose veins, then you need tights/pantyhose!

everytime i see this it blows me away!!!funny as hell,he's one of a kind

I went to a restaurant called Bulimia’s. The food was okay, but the line at the bathroom was amazing.

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Love him no cussing

He's definitely a fashion expert 😅

Also. They have to flash their tattoos 😅

I totally agree 😅 Some of the reasons I hate going to Walmart 😅

Do you think the walk zoomers will understand if their family tree does not fork? . Perhaps that's how they got to be woke zoomers . holy moly

... when you're young & your skin is taunt. 😂 Classic! Who's gonna tell him?? 🤭

So many need to say "no" to spandex

Definitely agree with the first one. Grade school girls should not be wearing tiny little short shorts.

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He's awesome I so needed this laughed so hard thankyou your great❤

Or the hummingbird looks like an owl. Is it the lighting or does he look like his fly is open?

If a woman gives birth 5 or more times, she can wear anything she damn well pleases

I am very disappointed in him. I never thought he would go so low as making fun of overweight people. Often times it a medical issue but people feel its okay to make fun of them,because of course they have no feelings

I met her on the CB, Sounded like an Angel had come to Earth. But when I went to see her she three three times girth with a Buddha Belly and Breasts down to her feet. (Credit The Simpsons Songs)

I am sooo glad I grew up in the 70's 80's 90's!!! We had the best times, the world was a COMPLETELY different world, so much better...safer, if you were offended, you cried to your mom and she smacked ya!! Walked everywhere til 17 if you were lucky to get a car, we used pay phones and reversed the charges..it was great