Harosh melon!

Otsuki~ Thanks for the stream! <3 Timestamps for VOD watchers below. The amount of cheaters in this stream is through the roof. I find it interesting tho, how that one match where everybody is extremely passionate and vocal truly provides the most genuine experience. [00:02:11] Stream Starts ├ 00:04:08 Months' naming scheme ├ 00:04:32 Steam group for members └─── [00:09:58] Greetings in Russian ┌ 00:12:49 "We should actually have a cheater counter." ├ 00:14:34 "If I'm playing FACEIT anyway, why would I go back to MM or Premier? And then I was in Vspo! and then I was like 'Ah shit, I need to do this.'" ├ 00:16:30 joel banned by Akros anti-cheat ├ 00:18:02 Trust factor for CS [00:20:16] Game 1 - Premier Dust II ├ 00:20:45 "He was looking at me, hello? He didn't even peek long corner. That was sus." ├ 00:27:40 "He was pre-firing me! Dude, Yellow is also cheating." ├ 00:30:34 "Oh, he got the cheater! Does that mean we're cheating too?" ├ 00:32:40 "Report Orange? True, I need to report him. Actually I'm gonna report all of them." ├ 00:35:50 "Yeah definitely FACEIT is the only option. I'm gonna try to convince them to just play on my main account. You guys aren't gonna dox me, right?" ├ 00:38:00 Multi-accounts on FACEIT ├ 00:40:03 Valorant's Anti-Cheat ├─── [00:40:57] How FACEIT's Cerification Works ├─── [00:47:50] In the Mind of a Cheater, as told by Remi └ 00:53:06 We're not going A nor B, we're going to the World Cup ┌ 00:56:35 Love/Hate relationship with CS and Valorant ├ 01:00:28 "I want to believe that CS2 is relatively a new game. I don't want to be too harsh on it, but this is just unplayable." [01:02:56] Game 2 - Premier Mirage ├ 01:06:01 "Is this guy actually streaming? I'm gonna actually check his stream." ├ 01:08:32 We're doing Supermarket Simulator now ├ 01:08:40 "We've got some bleach which I'm gonna- Sorry, I don't know where I was going with that, but nevermind." ├ 01:09:28 "'VAC cancels game if you spam report a guy for some reason' Okay, I'll do it." └ 01:17:20 "Alright team, let's go! The two cheaters are gone! This is the time! This is comeback time!" ┌ 01:18:19 "Thank you! Thank you enemies! I'm so sorry for reporting you while you're doing a good deed. I apologize." [01:22:18] Game 3 - Premier Nuke ├─── [01:22:52] How disappointment sounds like ├ 01:24:12 "Wait, this is the time guys. We can actually use this time valuably." ├─── [01:24:42] Learning Smokes for Nuke ├ 01:30:34 "Dude, why is he- He does have a script of some sort, right? He's going fast AF. That doesn't look right." ├ 01:35:10 "Is he joking? KZbin? This guy is plugging his KZbin!" └ 01:35:36 "How is this 50 kills 4760 damage in half-time and Valve doesn't pick up on anything?" ┌ 01:39:55 "Who is you favourite CS2 player besides s1mple? s1mple is not one of my favourite CS players man." ├ 01:42:07 Remi thrown into a four-stack of Russians [01:43:38] Game 4 - Premier Anubis ├ 01:52:21 "You know when you don't understand something, when someone is speaking a different language and they speak louder, you feel like you understand more." ├ 02:06:59 "These comms are making anyone tense, even me. Even though I don't understand them, I'm also getting so _noises_ you know?" └ 02:13:53 Raid from Misma Ryzing ┌ 02:22:56 "A duo and three solos, and a five-stack on the other side. Interesting." ├ 02:24:12 Checking out teammates' Steam profiles [02:24:28] Game 5 - Premier Mirage ├ 02:26:00 "Are they comparing their cheats? It's like how you compare you dick size, they're comparing their cheats?" ├─── [02:27:06] What People Do in the Bathroom ├ 02:46:20 "Purple is losing his mind? I don't think he ever had a mind." ├ 02:50:40 "He got one through the wall here? Guys, I don't know what to tell you." └ 02:50:55 "I'm not throwing anything anymore! The only thing I'll be throwing is the game if I keep going on like this." [02:59:12] Post-Game Chat ├─── [03:01:22] Remi Stalks Unofficial Discords ├ 03:03:18 "I will literally join right now if you post it." ├─── [03:07:57] *Disclaimer!* ( Link to the Discord discord.gg/Fcd8saBtwG ) └ 03:09:27 Otsuki! <3

Gotta love cheaters man

Is my trust factor just crazy or is my matchmaking lucky? In NA in this same rank I didn’t run into such rampant cheaters 😢 praying for better matchmaking for the future (or faceit to work properly)

Today was the most cs-like stream, unfortunately. Hope next time you will have more legit players who don't ruin the fun for other people.

Otsuki~ Thanks for the stream! <3 Timestamps for VOD watcher below. We are meeting new people! Plus, we get to see our lovely melon demonstrating her master class in rizz [00:02:01] Stream Starts ├─── [00:02:16] Checking in on Blast Premier ├─── [00:05:42] Remi Has a Partner to Play Valorant With! ├ 00:06:43 "I hope mommy can carry me, I'm just sayin'." ├ 00:08:03 Queuing with a rank difference └ 00:10:12 Remi has become a 4:3 player :_panik: ┌ 00:12:34 Hello and Happy Birthday to Misma Ryzing! [00:16:47] Game 1 - Competitive Abyss (KAY/O) ft. Scammed into No Smokes ├ 00:24:14 Misma panik noises ├ 00:26:28 ⛓️🎭 "Should I try not swear as much?" 🔋🔭 "Oh no, it's okay, don't worry about it. We're playing FPS, we cannot not swear, right?" ├ 00:28:58 Remi understands Omen's ult habit now ├ 00:32:08 🔋🔭 "We're all just mesmerized by your beauty, you know?" ├ 00:33:08 It's hard to find EU friends to play with └ 00:38:28 ⛓️🎭 "I miss my favourite map, it has been out of rotation for at least 10 months now." 🔋🔭 "Which one is it?" ⛓️🎭 "Pearl." ┌ 00:39:39 🔋🔭 "Which one is the one with yellow sliding bars where you can go back to back?" ⛓️🎭 "Ooh.. Fracture." 🔋🔭 "I hate that one." ├ 00:41:39 Misma starts playing as Controller, but moved to Duelist later on [00:44:04] Game 2 - Competitive Ascent (KAY/O) ├ 00:46:09 🔋🔭 "I just press W. I'm just gonna go in, I don't give a shit." ├ 00:47:28 ⛓️🎭 "Why did you start playing Valorant?" ├ 00:51:10 Raid from Komiyama Ambros ├ 01:00:20 🔋🔭 "Oh my god, I did not expect this gun to shoot like that." ├ 01:03:30 ⛓️🎭 "With the way call-outs being like said so fast, abrupt, and monotone, I feel like we're on the actual field." ├ 01:07:36 🔋🔭 "SHE'S JUMPING ON SITE! SHE'S NOT PLANTING!" ├ 01:13:41 ⛓️🎭 "You're allowed to keep VC on?" 🔋🔭 "Wait, is it not allowed?" ├ 01:19:41 🔋🔭 "We can only have dun when we're winning tho." ├ 01:21:55 ⛓️🎭 "See, usually when people start losing they'll always surrender, and I never got that." └ 01:23:24 🔋🔭 "You're Swedish, right?" ⛓️🎭 _cries_ ┌ 01:33:27 🔋🔭 "I'm not feeling the 4:3 in Valo." [01:36:12] Game 3 - Competitive Lotus (KAY/O) ├ 01:36:24 🔋🔭 "What is the weirdest Norwegian word?" ⛓️🎭 "Weirdest Norwegian word? I have a few that I hate." 🔋🔭 "You have words that you hate in your language?" ├ 01:44:04 Remi being trigger happy against Yoru ├ 01:51:21 🔋🔭 "Why does he (Brimstone) always has the spike?" ⛓️🎭 "People that are very careful playing they always prefer to have the spike, but it's not that good." ├ 01:52:50 ⛓️🎭 "My eyes are getting hurt somehow, it's nothing a beer can't fix." ├ 01:59:18 ⛓️🎭 "People that main Controller, kudos to you cause you're doing a great service to your team, but-" ├ 02:07:47 🔋🔭 "I hate these doors, these doors ruin me." └ 02:11:05🔋🔭 "How much money have you spent in Valorant skins?" ⛓️🎭 "Ah.. A little bit too much maybe." ┌ 02:16:52 "What did I learn today guys? I learned that V&U has hot ladies." ├ 02:19:40 "I'm going to propose to her (Misma) with one of her favourite guns." [02:20:20] Game 4 - Competitive Haven (KAY/O) ├ 02:20:47 "I'M THE E-DATER! No, you're right! What has this game done to me?" :_panik: ├ 02:23:58 "I made fun of them and now I'm one of them." ├ 02:25:01 "Isn't The Rizzler a burger? You know, that big burger that you can microwave that you can buy in grocery shops?" ├ 02:32:26 "See? If call them out for being a loser, they will hit stuff. I just need to say that they're shit." ├─── [02:39:29] Valorant Becomes More Enjoyable Because CS Has That Many Cheaters ├ 02:48:04 "A dumbell, for a dummy, cuz I'm dumb." └ 02:49:29 Raid from Aria Synth [02:51:50] Checking potential agents to unlock ├─── [02:53:58] Gecko ├ 02:54:17 "Ooh! He's so cute, super かわいい!" ├─── [02:59:07] Skye └ 03:01:18 Ended up unlocking Gecko [03:02:12] Post-Game Chat ├ 03:02:28 Remi's Rizzing 101 ├─── [03:05:28] Checking Out Next Week's Schedule └ 03:11:51 Otsuki! <3

why she dont play a faceit ?

God i love VAC

Otsuki! Thanks for the stream! Really unfortunate about those cheaters today... Great job though reporting them. Great work with the stream!

Thanks Melon 🍈!! I hope there will be fewer cheaters in the future