Fuck the "Rock"...anybody who refers to himself as "the rock" ij 3rd person, is a douche, and i knew it way before the hawaiian fire situation.

Jimmy will kiss the ass of anyone whos been on camera before.

Learn to edit.

A Man talks a lil' dirt - The Opester

As usual, Patrice is totally wrong. Seagal was shit. His movies were shit. He had a handful of generic, dogshit action movies that made some money, but they were terrible. To say he wasn't done until 2003 is a laughable delusion. As I said in another post, the first Under Siege was pretty good. The rest of his career is covered in flies.

Simple man sucks!!!!’ Both versions

"Don't look at me like I'm a movie star." Reply 1: Done and done. Reply 2: Okay. Reply 3: No problem. Reply 4: Don't worry. Reply 5: Oooh. That's gonna be tough. Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Al Pacino, Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day Lewis, Jack Nicholson, Ryan Gosling.......... Steven Seagal.

The idea of a 30 year old Chinese woman bathing a nude Roland on a table top with lukewarm water….:::shudder:::

Sarcastic Jim is the best Jimmy 😂

1:58:48 crying laughing

Funny Ant believes Jesse now 😂

You make a video critize Nick for what he said, and then you freely say the GD word.

1:07:11

I need a version of this with Dopie edited out. He's so fkn annoying man.

There's a few ways I'd like an Anthony Cumia documentary biography to start. The very beginning of this video is one of them

I never notice how Ew-ish a person is until suddenly I see it all at once. The Trail of Tears wasn't genocide, according to Vos. Paranoid victim complex of a people.

What's that 13:39

10:46 I swear to God Ian Halperin is one of the funniest men ever to walk the earth. He doesn't even have to try, he just is.

Vos’ brilliance… “uhhh where you from?” and “you folks having a good time?” Dumbest human to ever get minimal notoriety 20+ years ago 😂

After listening to opie's reading attempt, I now know the only difference between him and Bobo is blind luck

“I never fail on stage” …. Yeah well when it’s all “where you from folks” and “so what else is going on”, it’s pretty easy shit. What an idiotic zero.

Po was ready to rock and roll immediately 😂

Jimmy got his glasses stolen by a transexual sex worker and that's why he's so upset

It sucks when Opie uses the soundboard for the first time and you know he’s gonna run it into the fucking ground.

Opie was like everyone's lame ass boss. Always in a bad mood and taking it out on everyone else. Ant and Jim are like the 2 cool uncles from full house.

Wjat did the fan say about the DJ's son that made them cry? Lol.

The reason they were so keen to keep her there... IT'S ANTHONY! They saw this younger woman with this elderly man, drunk and sad, and they thought they had to rescue her.

“I know some stories, truuust me” *sniffs and belches into the mic*

As soon as Barry Williams starts going, "Whooaa-whooooaaaaa listen to the muuuusic...." I just start dying. It's not even that he is the saddest part about it. It's that you know there's a bunch of rubes there in their 80s who had dreams of their husband one day taking them to Paris or something and this was as good as it gets for them. The sadness and hilarity feed off each other in this amazing recursive fashion.

All these years later, and this is funnier than most of the stand up ‘specials’ I’ve seen.

Eugh did sam quote ‘a bronx tale’? Does he think he’s Ant?

jazz was made to play fallout

Big foot more like big pecka

I just remembered. Vos has already said that Bonnie almost set a hotel room on fire burning candles with her tarot cards in the past.

🌳🏠 🚢🎬

I love jazz but also get a kck out of people ragging on it.

I love the pure, concentrated disgust in Ant's voice 17:35

O and a blows….. they talk over all the clips and you barely get any content

27:55 God damn Opie is painfully stupid

A type o and not participating in a kidnapping of Patti, justified work ethic

I wish Colin was in for this one

The days off weren’t part of his contract or factored into his salary as some comments are stating. Like Sam explained, while at XM the staff was casually given paid days off whenever the show was off without those days being counted. When the companies merged, HR followed normal policy of actually requesting time off. In reality, they were probably given wayyy more days off than the number of vacation days they actually had over the years… I’d shut my mouth and make use of the bonus time off here and there instead of throwing up red flags so that HR notices and does the math. Somehow, all his subordinates, who were in the exact same position, grasped what was going on. They were less important than the EP and yet they knew how to play things. The way Steve lied and talked in circles and changed his story and backpedaled had to be SO infuriating. Then he had the nerve to snitch to Opie in an email. (I am pretty sure he had done something similar before to get people in trouble, which is what they were alluding to.) First he says he was taking Mondays off “in lieu of a honeymoon because the show came first.” His email says it’s because his wife was away half the week. Ant mentioned the Bahamas and suddenly it’s “I never thought you’d allow me to take a week off.” 🙄 Then with the banned guest, they had already been discussing “him” for 10 minutes. And how “he” wasn’t coming in. And “his” appearance was an issue. Suddenly, when the spotlight is on Steve to explain why he didn’t tell the staff not to replay audio, he puts on the theatrics: “I was told this guy- _grrr_ I shouldn’t even say that!” ???? We knew it was a guy the whole time!!! It’s so manipulative. No one despises Opie and Danny more than me, so for me to side with either of those f*cks you know it has to be bad. 😆 And so forth and so on.

this is unironically where jim norton has value. he found his antithesis, aka a guy who keeps 1000 walls up because of various things, the way jimmy pulls down 1000 walls that anormal person would keep up. and this paradox, norton attempts to deconstruct here but intern josh is just way too scared as useless as opie is, here he has this ironic turn where he empathizes with a talentless hack who has trouble with girls and "engineered" his way onto the show. 57:25 danny discusses how the team warned josh he'd get shit on, and josh still went out of his way to effort a transfer because he knew this was the best show to move up on

Jimmys Pacino is very underrated.

The sully stuff is hilarious 🤣 26:40

Todd is one of those annoying 80s tryhards you can tell from the video pic

A "fake radio voice" is still better than Sams real voice. His natural cackle is infuriating

"Uncle Paul's Dinner Adventure" would be great for Branson! Drop the kids off at Uncle Paul's Dinner Adventure while the parents go out and enjoy Branson together!

They’re volunteers, they don’t have to show up. Seriously, the luckiest guy to get minimal notoriety with zero brains or humor. At least he has Bonnie to remind him to eat and pull his pants down before shitting 😂

It has been like 20 years. Matt is alright.