"if she wasnt in my life id be doing the same thing but the inner monologue would be a lot darker" 😂 pure golden truth
@kaisersozay8978Күн бұрын
Easily one of the best underrated comics
@alc1562 күн бұрын
That is one old ryobi right there i don’t even remember the last time I’ve seen a blue one
@acenasty12982 күн бұрын
Would you rather eat shit flavored ice cream (wont make you sick but tastes like human waste)or ice cream flavored crap (it is delicious bit will kill you with sepsis) I gota know !
@salvagesavior2 күн бұрын
Hi. I have worked in the pet food industry for over a decade. To be honest, giving your cat or dog any kind of prescription diet is worse quality ingredients then the foods available at your local independent pet supply. Plus, there's actually NO medicine of any kind in rx food. And if you are feeding a prescription diet, there is a false advertising class action lawsuit against all of the companies claiming that their food cures/helps/treats or mitigates a certain disease when it doesn't. You might want to get in on that, You could receive a settlement. And the vets selling you that food, get a nice commission (depending on the brand, the percentage of commission changes but it's around 30% of the retail price, on average). Unfortunately, Veterinarians don't make money on healthy pets. 💔 Business is business.
@pnwesty71743 күн бұрын
Finally snagged some PDX tickets for January.
@taimatsuko4 күн бұрын
The Mitch Hedburg joke was delightful
@CrispOffTheBlock5 күн бұрын
Kyle is genuinely one of my favorite comedians on this earth. He never failed to make me laugh. What I'm worried about is the way he keeps putting his hand over his left side. I know that gesture. I'm a heavy drinker and I do that when my pancreas hurts. I have pancreatitis. It's not a good disease to have.
@OldManBOMBIN7 күн бұрын
13:00 The whole show is worth this joke. That was damn good.
@thriftstorehunter9 күн бұрын
I cannot be the only one who looked for a donation link man. Set that up so you can make a couple bucks and get the leak fixed.
@jskeyboardwarrior-pe9kn9 күн бұрын
Liked sub'd shared 🫶🇨🇦❤️🤙
@ryanpfarr615310 күн бұрын
I checked myself into a hospital a few years ago instead of killing myself like I had intended because I didn't want my roommate to have to deal with the mess. So 2 people is at least somewhat effective as a preventative
@erikch575210 күн бұрын
i was lucky enough to see this one in person. Thanks Kyle
@nicholasgeorge415610 күн бұрын
Seems somewhat nice. Being calm and safe Is good sometimes. It just makes the times for party and music that much better.
@mrfoxydoodles12 күн бұрын
This persons laugh is so annoying
@arch1ve13 күн бұрын
You're hands down my favourite comedian. Some people say that Stewart Lee is the best comedian. You are better than him. He's my second favourite. Two vastly different styles. Both absolutely magnificent.
@angelovildasol232513 күн бұрын
How have I not heard of this guy before? He's absolutely fantastic!
@smoothiehog295214 күн бұрын
i always like kyle kinane's videos as soon as I see them, reliably hilarious and engaging
@toddeliott2015 күн бұрын
Fackin Taaaaaddd!
@thebrain938416 күн бұрын
I saw his special today, he's funny.
@stevepeterson594316 күн бұрын
I'm gonna say it, so here goes. Kyle Kinaine is his generation's George Carlin . . . If George Carlin was funny.
@James-hy8zs17 күн бұрын
This guy is great. Flawless transitions; like a gymnast with a beard that's really bad at gymnastics but hilarious. This is where we should all be aiming (sorry Simone Biles)
@BensBrickDesigns17 күн бұрын
"Imma put a lil' heat on him. No one's in the car with me." I feel really seen in that instance. Thank you, sir.
@JJoeisCooking20 күн бұрын
This guy is just amazing.
@bronsonmcdonald547323 күн бұрын
I love his humor, the way his mind works. The way he admits he feels superior in some ways to feel better about himself, to balance out what he feels inferior about. I can relate totally. ( It's kinda a coping mechanism I think...for me anyway) It's awesome to find humor about it. Thanks Kyle ❣️
@jordanojeda137223 күн бұрын
I was going to take my wife to see him tomorrow night in Royal Oak but after seeing this clip, I decided not to. I don’t understand how bashing God has become the new norm. Daniel Tosh did it also and I am no longer a fan of his after many years of watching his show. Pretty unfortunate. Bashing other peoples beliefs is not comedy, And it’s far from tolerant, which seems to be strangely important to atheists Although they don’t extend the same courtesy.
@blackkeyenthusiast2224 күн бұрын
Every time someone brings up appendices in conversation, in my head I’m like “ho-ho lappy appy.”
@bradleybrunner569824 күн бұрын
"That's the stupidest shit I have ever seen, and I'm me". Very funny.
@johnphantom24 күн бұрын
I grew up in Margaritaville during all of the 1980s ages 11 to 20. There was no penalties for kids having/drinking/selling/buying alcohol until 2019, the drinking age is still 18, in the US Virgin Islands. St. Thomas has one of the two Margaritaville resorts, my brother had his honeymoon there in 1998 before it was a Margaritaville. I remember going after school to Taco Bell for 4pm happy hour $1 Midori melon margaritas in our uniforms. I recommend you try a Midori instead of orange liquor margarita!
@tokahontas1026 күн бұрын
dude, im a bryan witha Y lol pretty true stuff my lad
@thegovernment0usa27 күн бұрын
Portland Dave Attel is kicking ass on that stage
@LiamM555527 күн бұрын
Helps anxiety to listen to you. And this is just an unreal set. Blame your mom for thinking you needed brothers and sisters. Shooooooot. Thanks, Kyle :)
@Pnwgirl7227 күн бұрын
😂 Raised (only raised) a Catholic, the improvisational spin on something we parroted since we could speak is fuh king hilarious.
@martinholden228128 күн бұрын
Brilliance, Rock The F On, Kyle Kinane!
@Trog405329 күн бұрын
It is criminal you aren't more popular and I will help make you popular by upvotiing everything you do, and leave comments telling you how great you are because you are!
@ostensiblegoosethief1305Ай бұрын
I believe they're called gun librarians
@willthe2Ай бұрын
I want to get a shirt that says "The Devil's Calamari"
@streetstangifyАй бұрын
how the hell have I slept on this dude?!?!?!?! Thank you Dr. Phil live!!!!
@DannyFlamezАй бұрын
*PROSPECTOR, Kyle.
@KKKooL_TАй бұрын
Sup Kyle.
@ChubbyUnicornАй бұрын
Kyle helps me sleep at night. His voice is soothing and his humor gives me happy dreams. THANKS KYLE!
@joeybear5707Ай бұрын
Love this guy, but mathematicalspeaking your chances are always the same regardless of how many people try to win.
@SimonMermelsteinАй бұрын
25:20 "So we go, full of red wine, over to the gun range." (Low voice from the audience): "Fuck yeah."
@matstarcher7630Ай бұрын
The Mr Meowsers is hilarious
@tonyvance9595Ай бұрын
ABC use to have a race car pit reporter named Jack Arute.😂😂No shit. Every time I would hear "let's go to the pits and Jack Arute", I would fall out. 😂😂😂😂
@tonyvance9595Ай бұрын
He's a Cowboys fan at playoff time for the last 30 years. Lol😂😂
@MasterfuronАй бұрын
You ever have a joke and then a comedian says it, and youre like "Damn, can I actually do this?"
@IheartsupertrampАй бұрын
Love the show!!!!
@nobutsureАй бұрын
I still come back to listen to this joke every few months. Especially after a wreck in the tjs parking lot
@beddleАй бұрын
Terrifying Randy.. for anyone searching.. you found the right recording 🎉❤