"Wait! Im alone! I can swear for real! *deep inhale* SON OF A-

*WHAAAAAAAAT.* *GIDEON👹 GET OUT OF MY CHAIR KIDD*

00:01 Soos & grandma (heaven) 00:08 Stan (life) 00:17 Mabel 00:24 Stan (hand gesture) 00:31 Stan (puppies) 00:41 Stan & Soos (weird situation) 00:58 Mabel (boys) 01:10 Mabel (internet history) 01:15 Robbie (spray painting) 01:24 Mabel & Dipper (bikini) 01:36 McG(S)ucket 01:50 Mabel & Dipper Stan (swearing) 02:06 Stan & Dipper (man-to-man talk) 02:30 Dipper (Stan's magazines) 02:38 Stan (WTH) 02:44 Mabel (other fluids) 02:56 Stan (hands) 03:03 Wendy (scary-oke) 03:08 Dipper & Mermaid (first aid) 03:30 Dipper & Wendy (bra) 03:36 Dipper & Stan (man-to-man talk) 03:40 Dwarf (secret deal) 04:09 Mabel (candy paws) 04:25 Stan's marriage joke 04:45 Dipper & McGucket (swearing) 04:52 Dipper & Soos (Stan's calling) these are my notes, idk maybe it helps someone remember them better

“Darn beautiful men…always…always eating out of my trash…wait what?”

1:39

"Goodbye childhood" UAHSHJAJSHJAJA

2:00 wait I’m alone, I CAN SWARE FOR REAL! SON OF A-

How did some of these slip though lol

Gotta admit 4:32 is one of my favorites

"Y E S, Y E S, B U R N T H E C H I L D." ❤❤❤❤❤

3:47

"No he not there"😂💀

4:31 BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

Dipper: huh friends, FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS OR soos: There sure are a lot of stars out tonight. Grunkle stan: ok this is getting weird I LOVE IT 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂

fun fact: the book of bill ARG actually included a key for the code at 4:51, and what McGucket says actually translates to "Oh, disney"

"You've been buying gold right?" Bro listens to Bill Cipher

2:42 so this is how the plot for total drama island was made

Can't wait for the apocalypse

This show is so random i love it

My favorite is the one where Dipper shows the monsters reflection and his biggest fear is becoming his father

This video is way longer than it should be😭

3:30 Yall know what this ones about joke wise?

'stanvak it sucks more than anything'

"i have some kids i need to make into *CORPSES!*' - Bill from a unknown time bc i watched gravity falls VERY late

"You can look,but you can't touch~ Squeak squeak squeak" *runs off* kills me every time 😂

For a second I thought Pacifica called Mabel racist 😭

Skrunkle Stan

is soos gay

1:27 yes yes *B U R N* *T H E* *C H I L D*

"My wife misses me, but her aim is getting better!" Is unironically very funny to me

1:57 this is my favorite joke in the entire series

What about “You deserve a prize! Here have a head that’s always screaming!”

Ah, yes, the cartoon I first thought looked horrible but then watched it and it was the best tv show I had ever watched.

That’s not me guys , that’s not me !

"You fight like a girl, whose also a baby" - Rumble McSkurmish

I just love how most of these quotes are grunkle stan

We NEED gravity falls but they can swear

2:46 What on Earth is wrong with the black guy's nose on the far right corner????

5:29 grunkle stan:all right let her rip! Soos: oh no a letter rip Grunle stan: what the H?!

Yeah dont u dare talk to grunkle stan or else he will beat up your a👹👹 up if u disturb him

2:49 Hold on! Maybe I can exploit Smile Dip for all of the magical wonders of it! In fact, how about if we explore the other impossibilities of Smile Dip: • It can be snorted as cocaine. • It can be injected into your veins by using a needle. • It can be made into pills. • It can be made into ecstasy, ketamine, and LSD. • It can be mixed with marijuana and it can be rolled up as a joint. • It can be made into crystal meth. • It can be mixed with alcohol. • It can be mixed with water, which can be used to water marijuana so it can be made pink (the same will go with magic mushrooms and peyote). • It can be made into heroin and bath salts in which people can inject into their veins. • It can be used to make acid brownies have more of the trippy effects. • It can be made into candy. BUT WAIT! There's more: • Since the 1960s, hippies have been dubbing Smile Dip the #1 psychedelic drug. • People have been getting addicted to its psychedelic properties. • People will turn into junkies and drug lords owning drug dens and mancaves in trailer parks, inner cities, and ghettos. • People will become drug dealers selling Smile Dip on the black market. And here's the best part! The police, the mayors, the presidents, and the governors will never know!

"No, he is not there" gets me every time 😂

00:02 I thought it was cash shower

Well....

Well....

Most of these are from one person: grunkle stan

I think mabel ate the fairy dust!

3:04 ITS A WHAT?! WENDY?! HOW DID THIS FLY OVER MY 12 YEAR OLD HEAD?!

3:37 “I AM NOT A GIRL” “really?” Relatable(edit: idk why but everyone online thinks im a girl)

Gumball adult jokes:💀 Gravity falls adult jokes:💀