Schmidt: “they don’t hate me because I’m old, they hate me because of my personality”😂 same lol

1:58 NICKS FACE HAS ME DEAD ALWAYS 😂😂😂😂

The scene where Schmidt calls Nick Nicole always kills me, like Nick’s response is literally so priceless😂😂😂😂

",,,Are you making this up?" "Fuck yeah I'm making this up" Loved the banter between these two. Made the best of an awful situation, turned a Armed Convoy into a singing roadtrip.

"Sir Im very flattered, but I must decline" 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂✨

0:22 oh yeah.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

13:09 good lord, sometimes I forget just how crude my repertoire is

“are you making this up?” “Yeah I’m making this up” This has nothing to do with being a grunt in the military and everything to do with being a grunt everywhere else and all places .

"You got some Schmidt on your face"

Brad looking concerned af and saying"are you making this up" to RayRay is hilarious xdddd Like maybe the dude is serious for once and our eyes are fucked up already

14:47 "...beautiful" never ceases to crack me up.

saoudibou 😂

"Sorry, Jew person in couch!" 🤣🤣🤣

If i can bet money. Trying to be not so much a gambling man. Hes gonna absoutley win an Oscar for him playing Garrettt Morris for the SNL movie. . And how come this man not win an Emmy just on the strength of the Theodore Cablelens speech??! 😂😂😂😂

Jesus loves u 🙂🫶🏻🫶🏻✝️✝️✝️

"Stop scribbling.... it encourages him."

This comes back to me from time to time and I’ll always watch it every time.

The line "thin crust pizza? No thank you I am from Chicago" is the best thing ever 😂😂😂😂 My husband and I are Italians, whenever we come across some american style pizza we shout the line and we laugh together 😂😂😂😂

That’s for my dingaling 11:22

Schmidt is the first Captain America XD

There's a guy, The Fat Electrician, who does really great military stuff on KZbin (I don't work for or get paid by him) who says the US Marines run on Red Bull (other energy drinks are available) , nicotine and hate. Now I know what he is talking about.

I feel like Andy is breaking character and reacting to the Bearclaw performance 😂

winstons is hilarious the way he ran that couple off from his table got me gooood!!!

I need to get me some ripped fuil

The sun is purple.

11:44 Ray about to have a moment of deep introspection and Brad is having none of it

Is this happening too? 😂😂😂😂

RIP Evan Wright 🖤

I can't imagine how many takes each scene required for the actors to keep a straight face during the cosmetic insults.

Schmidt almost brought the lesbian doctor back to the other team 😂😂

At 6:12 you can see the red girl smirk one moment.

"You tried to pretend by invading Iraq with us but I knew"

“What’s your persona” The fact that any of that conversation made any sense is insane.

Jesus loves u

Generation jar 🫙 head

“Are you really a dancer” lol

*new girl

What they did to the reporter's gf picture was so wrong, she was a total 304.

The show is not called “The New Girl”, just “New Girl”.

wow…

1:26 i don't even like ducks that much man

I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Vagenius

Ray saying “hello everyone, I’m Michael Jackson” and spitting dip on himself gets me every time

✨️Chu-Teh-Ney✨️

Give him,a show or sitcom

Jesus loves you

How have I been missing the white black panther