Good show Nigel. Nice to "see" you again. Leslie Cunnian

LOTS OF LOVE CANADA FRA A SOON TO BE FREE SCOTLAND. ALBA GU BRATH! SAOR ALBA

i want to escape to/in/with/about/OVER nigel

it's the shape of a pluot: you know, a cross between a plum and an apricot? whatever, yeah, whether you know it or not, that pigs undercarriage is riddled with em.

does it have a birthmark on its perineum?

no jokes, you know that pig at 16 seconds, i genuinely think i had sex with it last week.

they well whack away. i'm SO HARD RIGHT NOW

o ....... m ........g ...................VINEGAR STROKES!

YOU ARE WEARING A SPLENDID OUTFIT LENT BY A HOST!

is that a fella or a lass in them sunglasses? either way, I'd well do it.

consider my sexcrement: CEMENT!

consider my gametes: LARPED!

consider my load: SHOT!

consider my beans: BLOWN!