severely underrated, good work on keeping us updated on next week
@kevinkuharich53711 сағат бұрын
Long Island should be it's own state.
@epic-sauce42011 сағат бұрын
I never even liked that place anyway
@epic-sauce42020 сағат бұрын
Hooray!!! Less British!!!!!!!!!
@doyscherrКүн бұрын
Ha!
@estenslopКүн бұрын
this is the greatest fake news show
@epic-sauce420Күн бұрын
This is real
@the_bread_masterКүн бұрын
This isn't fake, it's just from next week so it hasn't happened yet
@duccduckingson8952Күн бұрын
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@she_sings_delightful_thingsКүн бұрын
New sub. LOVE the concept of this channel! 😂 Good stuff, keep it up....wishing y'all great success!
@epic-sauce4202 күн бұрын
It’s called “magic”
@epic-sauce4203 күн бұрын
Is falling down and having a lawn mower roll for a few feet dangerous enough for a news report?
@Onyxthefem2 күн бұрын
It’s satire, dude
@epic-sauce420Күн бұрын
@ I could tell
@estenslop4 күн бұрын
this is why i hate lifeguaurds
@duccduckingson89526 күн бұрын
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@caseyzx6 күн бұрын
always a banger of a video, love these
@CardinalCadette7 күн бұрын
That last one is not sending fahrenheit 451 in any way at all
@some-bean9 күн бұрын
Do the eternity points give discounts on steam?
@NextWeekNews9 күн бұрын
Steep discounts!
@bennyther11 күн бұрын
Antimatter dimensions players: 💰💰💰💰
@ZombieWarriorGaming11 күн бұрын
W update
@pokehero532711 күн бұрын
What the hell did I stumble into?
@Tugglet_211 күн бұрын
Tugglets unite in this amazing masterpiece
@CowWithTommyGunAlt11 күн бұрын
Literally gambling your life is crazy. 😭 Where do I sign up? :3
@caseyzx13 күн бұрын
As a youtuber being a CPY has been my hobby for years now. I am excited to turn this into a professional career.
@caseyzx13 күн бұрын
this is actually so good, this channel has to blow up eventually right?
@NextWeekNews13 күн бұрын
Thank you! You can never know
@caseyzx13 күн бұрын
@@NextWeekNews Be sure to report on it the week before the channel blows up so we know! After all, it is next week news!
@caseyzx13 күн бұрын
Correction: 5.47! is actually 272.83021331, which isn't that fast.
@duccduckingson895213 күн бұрын
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@SPLICER21PS314 күн бұрын
This is the kind of news I need to make educated business decisions. Thank you
@LFTRnow14 күн бұрын
The best fake news on the whole internet! Great job!
@epic-sauce42015 күн бұрын
As epic-sauce420 I can confirm that I am excited for the new sauce
@epic-sauce42015 күн бұрын
I’m writing before the video to make my prediction: someone wins
@sejembalm16 күн бұрын
Some people call me old-fashioned, but I believe we should worship the sun and the moon as powerful gods, and fear them. So it's time to sacrifice to the dread sun god to assuage his anger, folks! I am a high priest of my local Aztec church and the Federal Government interferes with my religious practice of human sacrifice to my pantheon of capricious gods such as Huitzilopochtli (sun god) who demands human hearts be torn out with a flint knife or he won't let the sun rise. Tezcatlipoca (Smoking Mirror), the god of night, sorcery and destiny demands ritual gladiatorial combat to appease him. Huehueteotl, the fire god, demands captives be burned alive after a feast and then their hearts cut out. Tlaloc (god of rain) demands sacrifices or he won't bring the rain and my parishioners' crops won't flourish. So let's get to work offering blood sacrifices to them.
@CardinalCadette20 күн бұрын
YeH i dont likd thinking about deep sea animals either. They be nasty lookin
@krishnarai20321 күн бұрын
i thought my boy was free
@ZealTheStewpid0ne22 күн бұрын
The tugglets have arrived
@Yoylesphere22 күн бұрын
what if i watch your videos a week late so instead of next week news its this weeks news
@NextWeekNews21 күн бұрын
That would still be some pretty standard news consumption I think
@Yoylesphere21 күн бұрын
@@NextWeekNews seems about right 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Terence_Da_Biggest_Bird22 күн бұрын
I agree with this scientific method
@epic-sauce42022 күн бұрын
Do pitbulls count as scary?
@NextWeekNews22 күн бұрын
Absolutely
@GeneralBronze22 күн бұрын
This is amazing, instant subscription and like.
@loicdunn691222 күн бұрын
I told you all long ago and you just laughed.
@loicdunn691222 күн бұрын
This will be another overreach from the USDA & NCSS. Silt and sand proponents are going to state their forthcoming condemnation of these future changes as they will be disproportionately affected, relative to radical clay apologists.
@afroman553123 күн бұрын
I spilled half my cup of coffee on my carpet yesterday. I wish this buff had been added
@epic-sauce42023 күн бұрын
Next year October 26 will be Shrek day
@halo958224 күн бұрын
Yeesh. I hated 10/26/23. It was horrible since I wasn’t aware it was onions. Thanks for the heads up, subscribing to stay in the know.
@jakeglinski983324 күн бұрын
i dont want to change the likes so i will comment
@jarl812125 күн бұрын
A day to be onions... Shrek it love Shrek is life
@sledgertv26 күн бұрын
Funkeh
@joaquinandrews298626 күн бұрын
Those onions are pretty funky
@moisesrios789926 күн бұрын
I think i got this patch release early cause I havent been knocking cups down as much recently
@hasanabdulbary118126 күн бұрын
How often can i spam it, like how long is the cooldown?
@NextWeekNews26 күн бұрын
It learns how much is too much
@cavcavv26 күн бұрын
So I get to keep my coffee when the Bugler sounds his bugle?
@NextWeekNews26 күн бұрын
Allegedly, we’ll have to see how the two updates interact
@marleymars222327 күн бұрын
They invented a new guy who announces new guys on wednesdays i see