I feel so left out! I am 26 years old, which means that I'm too old to set foot in the mall. Joel Golby says that no woman 25 years old and older should ever set foot in the mall and should start setting foot in the grave. I wish I was young again so I can go shopping at the mall, but I'm already considered an old hag. I don't even know how my 50-year-old mother isn't too old to go to the mall, but I am. In July of 2022, when I went to the mall, I was scared that Joel Golby was gonna come out of nowhere and kill me as a punishment for shopping at the mall. I had money and everything, but I knew that he was gonna come and kill me for shopping at the mall with my friend Kayla, who's under the age of 22 years old.