i cant put the real lyrics cuz of youtube and i dont even think they werer allowed to sing them
@JCI19907 күн бұрын
not even dog dicks are better than this
@carnivoroussoupspoon12 күн бұрын
one of the greatest metal albums ever made
@intelligenceservices14 күн бұрын
for good or ill, these lyrics have stayed with me, playing in my mind at the most inappropriate times.
@DanielMinard14 күн бұрын
GWAR Is my favorite band of all time bc every album takes you on a different journey and that to me means perfection
@SyggTheBeggarking17 күн бұрын
Happy Mother's Day
@AlenEGV17 күн бұрын
LOVE THIS BAND
@BurgoBeyond19 күн бұрын
(squid rides his mobility scooter into frame)
@intelligenceservices23 күн бұрын
horror comedy of the most riff-tastic quality. not since anarchy in the uk was there a riff this rifftastic. or since. but since here we are in the Love Surgery comment section, feel free to correct me.
@intelligenceservices24 күн бұрын
This is a classic album, but it's real punk so where the F are the hipster critics in pinstripe vests and fedoras stroking waxed moustaches about it? because it's real punk, that's why. besides who wants the comment section to be flooded by essentially bots who don't know what to like till they're told what to like?
@intelligenceservices24 күн бұрын
it's not taylor swift or anything, but it's good. if he only sang more like the weekend aka justin bieber in blackface, and if puff daddy produced, then it would be perfect. and instead of words, just go "uh, uh, uh" like a sleeping person having a wet dream, and a sample from the carpenters. then it would be perfect.
@Thomas-c3e7e25 күн бұрын
Nitro burning funny bong was always a song that while funny in some ways it was pointing out some of the nightmarish aspects of being an addict! Brockie certainly was struggling with it I remember listening to this back in the day & thinking it was funny but a few years later after I became addicted to dope whatever opioids I could get my hands on! I fully grasp what he was trying to say... How as addict's we far to often make light of the addiction. & Miss good advice and concern from those that care about us because we're just aren't ready to hear it so we hear what we want to. If you're not aware of what I'm getting at I encourage any of you that haven't really paid attention to this particular album or maybe this song for that matter. To read the lyrics he's calling out how a lot of other bands have tried to champion this party life and make it seem cool and he isn't done with that he thinks it's a bad idea and not fair to do to fans who don't have a lot of money and they're highly vulnerable & susceptible & they're young. We weren't going to ever stop hell I'm already about done I'm in the ICU at the hospital right now due to a serious blood infection and endocarditis septic shock anemia you name it........ & I think that he knew it. & I think it bummed him out & that was why he made songs & not being preaching about it, But getting people's attention that is if they're even paying attention.... if it's not too late but you know The joke is on you at the end. Gwar isn't get f***** up and act like an idiot music it is have funny act like an idiot but we got a message for you too. F*****g, Miss you Dave!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤ At least you're out of this s**t Show! I'm on my way brother
@jamesnovak692328 күн бұрын
I'll never stop missing you oderus
@DoctorDetroit-pu3syАй бұрын
Seen em at Harpo's , best performance I've ever experienced. The stage was set up to reveal the inside of they're space ship. In the belly of the ship were naked human slaves, shoveling the propellant into the furnace. It was crack. The ship ran on crack.... 😂 It was awesome. They did an abortion on the girl singer with a coat hanger and pulled out an allien baby 😂. Then Sleezy Pete came out and sang his song. Then , they had a big toilet that was a time machine, they pulled out a fat Elvis and cut him up with swords....
@SyggTheBeggarkingАй бұрын
Ostfront memories
@SyggTheBeggarkingАй бұрын
The pus sack extrudes
@SyggTheBeggarkingАй бұрын
Best lyrics
@SyggTheBeggarkingАй бұрын
White n' huge, but definitely not as huge as this jam
@SyggTheBeggarkingАй бұрын
You've had this comin' Spiffany. There's an eel with yer name on it.
@Artist_KevinАй бұрын
10-04-2024
@michaelliebermann9865Ай бұрын
🙂
@plixplopАй бұрын
I heard this song a thousand times and never realized the opening guitar riff is minor-key "Rock-a-Bye Baby"
@coreyclarke7378Ай бұрын
They sound like the butthole surfers on this album
@Frater_TyskosАй бұрын
saw them on the ragnarök tour in bloody germany. we were tripping on acid and as soon as GWAR startetd playing we felt absolute sober.. like minus times minus is plus. OvO. all hail GWAR
@phil5622 ай бұрын
This is my favorite all time metal recording. The drum to guitar mix is so on the money + best double-bass it just punches your balls the whole time.
@sn95_capo322 ай бұрын
Hell yes
@JohnBurdine-t9q2 ай бұрын
Cool band despite the weird costumes
@natecourteau12682 ай бұрын
Dave Brockie is irreplaceable. So miss him. 🤥
@dirtyqc41752 ай бұрын
My fav!
@efwfew2 ай бұрын
I'm not a huge gwar fan but this song really is great. The riff at 1:13 is so nice
@Sporacle2 ай бұрын
Rock Opera Best.
@royeaston60672 ай бұрын
some beatiful sounding chords on the final chorus and that intro riff is one of the greatest ever, but its the only gwar song not tabbed and ive looked and looked. I've typed pre stool prostitute into my computer so much there's no wayy I'm not on some sort of list now.
@wolfskinmask2 ай бұрын
Ah, sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case, a blood-crazed gladiator 'Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed And the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed And the sex and the mud and the blood and the shit Let's all go and hit I'm talkin' 'bout the Nitro-burnin' funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Another stupid stoner song Fat and lame The claws have been clipped and the tiger's been tamed By a bong and a schlong Yes, now we have all seen how games can go wrong Now my brain's filled with bees, my cock is diseased Laden with pus, it hangs well past my knees A swarm of narcotics could get me through this My manager's gonna be pissed I'm talkin' 'bout the Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Ohhh Can you take it? Ohhh Do a monster Ohhh Can you feel it? We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys Now I'm old Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold In the twilight of my years, I am still a drug addict I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong You know I live like a king, but I act like a faggot You know Once was a warrior, now just a sponge High all the time, I got a dick like a muskellunge My glorious destiny, it turned to shit Can I get another hit? Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Ohhh Can you take it? Ohhh Do a monster Ohhh Can you feel it? We won't respect you unless you get high with the Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong (Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong Nitro-burnin' funny bong) Ohhh Can you take it? Ohhh Do a monster
@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq2 ай бұрын
" at least my midgets like me " ahahahahaa i forgot that one !! ( 2024 august revisit- kathrine gen x! were you there ??)
@SummoningSnakez3 ай бұрын
Just got this on vinyl. Love it.
@DoubleDsp3 ай бұрын
Shimmy disk.
@zacharyseibert67883 ай бұрын
I think this is my favorite Gwar album. Saw em on this tour! 😎🤘
@pamelatorres1563 ай бұрын
I love how this song pokes fun at what Guns & Roses was doing at the time. 😅
@jdmaine510843 ай бұрын
saw them live on this tour back in like 2001-2002, it was nuts
@CoryAlphin3 ай бұрын
Sitting in a Viking themed bar, this song came to mind. Long live Gwar!
@CoryAlphin3 ай бұрын
One of my favorites off this album, and it's a great one!
@TylerAStinson3 ай бұрын
Who’s here after the new episode of Helluva Boss
@Karg453 ай бұрын
To have Or have not
@noahvalen61034 ай бұрын
this album make me go :)
@Aubergine_104 ай бұрын
how do these videos only have a few thousand views, this should be illegal
@teklife4 ай бұрын
No one comes close to how fucking formidable and awesome GWAR are