1. Average person today 2. Find true love today 3. 5 years in jail 4. Labor under a hot son 5. Telepathy 6. A lizard on your bed 7. Solve global warming 8. Always have a full gas tank 9. Live in a treehouse 10. Surrounded by really annoying people 11. Have an IQ of 200 12. Lose the ability to speak 13. Be beautiful and stupid 14. Not eat any pizza for a year 15. Run at 100 mph 16. New motorbike 17. Have infinite soap 18. Diamond 19. Morning 20. Summer 21. Superman