I pronounced “onyx” like “OINKS”.

Joe Joe Ba

“Kazak(h sound)stan

as an oregonian that “oregawn” almost made me rage

Behemoth, pronounced as beh-heh-moth

Sometimes, i pronounce words wrong like this to spell them out

Nights❌ Neigh-Gah-Huts✅

Organism

wait, it's not are-kansas?

Ulicktapus is my favorite one 😂

Ga-ool. Why the hell is gaol pronounced “jail”?

“eucalyptus” you licked a what now? 💀

My wife and i were having an argument and she said solace like souless and i started laughing at her and it completely put the brakes on the argument and stopped it

Eunuch. "Ehoonuch" (ch like in checkers)

Emancipation. Pronounced it "eh - man - si - mi - si - pi - shun".

one time in highschool drama class I was reading for a character in front of the whole class and I read the line "looking for rubbies" instead of "rubies" and my teacher cried laughing

Don quijote? I called that shit donkey Joe tay….

Pronounced "Mild" like the start of mildew I also said "Carolina" like "Caro-lee-naw"

Belly for “belie” and epitome.

I say Illinoise 😭🥲

Ah-Kir-Ah : Acura

When I was a kid I used to take my mom’s CD’s and listen to them. One day I told her that I loved “Mitchell Bubble” (Micheal Bublè) she still makes the reference from time to time 😅😂

Can someone explain the "catastrophe" one to me pls? Non native english speaker here, i tried looking up the pronunciation online and it sounds exactly yhe same im very confused???

I still do the same with acetaminophen 😭

Gif. Choosy moms choose Gif.

Whores Divorce. 🥴

Bros spreading misinformation tho, a fifty mile mail route as long as it's not in a major city at an estimated 17 miles per hour is modest for a three hour total maybe 4

I've got an issue where I'll stutter or slur my words really badly if im overstimulated or tired, which has caused a lot of funny moments. One time i was talking to a buddy if mine and he said he took forever getting salad, and i tried saying "thats how salad be sometimes" but pronounced it as "das how sawad be sometimes" and i have yet to live it down. This happened months ago

I used to say antiques (anti-cues) wrong on purpose because it drove my grandma crazy.

There used to be these dorks that rode around my town on mopeds and they called themselves the moped men, I however saw mopped men. And called them that to their faces. Whoops 😬 stupid but I’ll never forget it.

aspartame and hydrogenated lol

Depot. Pronounced the "t" so it was de-pot and at 6-7 years old tried to convince my mom that some people did in fact pronounce it that way 😂 I was a bit of a hardhead.

turned invincible into indifinsible a few times 💀

I was talking about slime and I was like "They are going to dissorb in it- dissorb?? That sounds right but I know it isn't fucking right." i was mixing dissolve and absorb

SALmon and iRON

Forecastle

I pronounced aspartame like as-part-of-me and I felt kind of stupid for it and it haunts my brain forever.

For me it's Canada. I say Canadia because of how Canadian is spelled 😂😂😂

Peugeot. Purg-yot

These should all be added as alternate acceptable pronunciations in Websters dictionary. World would be more fun

I used to pronounce 'va-geen-a', hard g 😭

Piss-tah-chi-o's It was pistachios

“Inedible pieces” was actually “unbeatable prices”…..yeah I have really bad dyslexia……..😂

Linger-y (lingerie)

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT’S NOT HOW YOSEMITE IS PRONOUNCED?????

Melancholy. Pronounced as MECH-LAN-KNEE 😭

I said sovereign like aubergine- gotta love that sover-geen

My brother wanted to explain that he brought Imodium (diarrhea meds) to scout camp. What he said was that he brought Midol (for period cramps).

I mispronounce Tom Hiddlestone’s last name for years before my friend finally corrected me 😭😭 Also Yosemite 😂

Wist Virginia