Rockstar hired so many actors from the Sopranos holy shit

Why does the mom sound like Marge from simpsons 😂

He didn't die, he didn't die, he didn't die, he didn't die..

if only the nintendo switch allowed mods

I wondered why the ride back was ominous

I like how she looked back as if saying "the hell you want me to do?

Micah: Your secret's safe with me. Arthur and Sadie: 👁👄👁

Majima: My heart belongs to Kiryu Chan!

He belongs in Azkaban.

They really should have added dating mechanics

prof black shouldn't be talking

I don't understand why they hate Omnius so much😂 I can't say he's my favourite character, but he's a very nice, kind, caring guy who cares about his friends, a totally positive mate. Speaking of favourite characters, I don't understand why they made Sharp a negative character in the eyes of the students. He is literally the embodiment of that teacher whose lessons you go to with enthusiasm, even though his subject is boring and difficult.

Must protek an serV

See tilly I have a soul

Arthur: what just happend Thomas: You see, you are OP and you arent in RDR1 so ...

Omg i didn't kniw he talks this much...

4:24 something was always funny about them just casualy standing there acting like nothing was going on with zoey just casually holding the large snips like it was a common accessory to carry around😀. Good times.

So I still get sick I guess even tho I didn’t walk up to him

I seen the last one 😂

God this looks so cool at night

NOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH I SHOULD'VE WAITED TO DO THE MISSION NOOOOOOOO

Damn, that’s one HOT dame.

I only noticed in Guarma where it really started to show

I love how even though the left suit was completely destroyed, it continues humming.

UC Security, STAHP!!! >:G

This only makes sense if all three of them have been in a coma for the past 200 years

I was just looking for gobstones and the poor guy got beat up i just stood there laughing afterwards

its even funnier when he's saying it and you hit a car or something causing him to repeat the line lol

1:28

what about Essence of R.I.P on Majima with Devil Rocker Ichiban or Zhao?

“When I die I just wanna be buried with friends.” -Hosea 1844-1899 “Me too… with friends or family. I don’t think it matters more than that.”-Lenny 1880-1899

1:48:17 the jb blanc one is my favorite.

It would be great if Ron Weasley had a howler off his dad Arthur as well as 1 off his mom Molly. What would Arthur Weasley say to Ron in a howler is. “RONALD WEASLEY!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CAR! I AM FURIOUS WITH YOU! YOU DROVE MY CAR AS AN UNDERAGE BOY WITHOUT A LICENSE AND YOU WERE SEEN BY 7 MUGGLES!!! I FACED AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT’S ENTIRETY YOU FAULT! I COULD HAVE BEEN SACKED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN EXPELLED AND ARRESTED!!! NOT TO MENTION THE DAMAGE YOU DID TO MY CAR IN THE WHOMPING WILLOW ACCORDING TO PROFESSOR SNAPE! 1 MORE TOE OUT OF LINE AND WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! THIEF!!!”. That is what Arthur Weasley would say to Ron in a howler.

My messages to... 1. The student who turned his owl into a goblet is "Bad idea turning your owl into a goblet". 2. The student who casted Slugulus Eructo on his sister is "You're lucky that your parents didn't inform the wizard police". 3. The student who used an inflating charm on people is "Rightfully so". 4. The thieving student is "You're lucky that your parents didn't inform the police". 5. The student who won't go home to his family is "It's not your fault you want to stay at Hogwarts". 6. The portrait vandal is "Rightfully so". 7. The girl who wants to become an auror is "You're so lazy drinking butter beer instead of studying". 8. The girl who went into the forbidden forest is "The dark forest is prohibited to all students". 9. The girl who used disguise potion is "That was very wrong of you to use disguise potion for a purpose like that". 10. The boy who has pet spiders is "Ha ha your dad is going to kill all of your spiders!" 11. The boy who used hexes on his dad is "You're lucky your parents didn't inform the wizard police since you hexed your dad". 12. The boy who used magic in front of muggles is "Rightfully so". 13. The boy who sends love letters is "I know what it's like to struggle with lust". 14. The boy who went into the restricted section is "Rightfully so". 15. The boy who is late on homework is "You are so lazy being late on homework". 16. The girl who gets detentions is "Rightfully so". 17. The girl who get's less than outstanding is "What grade is minimum to pass an exam at Hogwarts?" 18. The girl who cheats in exams is "Cheating is bad". 19. The boy who breaks school rules and runs around after curfew is "Rightfully so". 20. The girl who gave lolly clothes is "Why would giving a house elf clothes set them free? It doesn't make sense." 21. The girl with pet spiders is "I know how to kill spiders so ha ha!" 22. The girl who frolics around is "Rightfully so". 23. The boy who forgets things is "A rememberall is a great idea". 24. The girl who did her herbology homework is "You're herbology homework has been tampered with". 25. The boy who is friends with a muggle-born student is "Your mom is so ungrateful about you being friends with a muggle-born student since your parents are both wizard-born". 26. The girl who hexed a teacher is "You could not only get expelled but arrested, have your wand taken off you, sent to Azkaban ad banned from having a wand for good since you hexed a teacher". 27. The girl who broke her sister's broom is "You're sister doesn't want to speak to you because you broke her broomstick". 28. The boy who it told to get re-sorted is "Your mom is so ungrateful about what house you get sorted into". 29. The boy who supports a different quidditch team to his family is "Your dad is so ungrateful about you supporting a different team he supports". 30. The boy who tries to bankrupt his mom is "You're a thief trying to bankrupt your mom".

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I don't mind her. We still need more from Ravenclaw especially in the next game, but she is good for what it's worth.

I love the difference in types of Slytherins, again showing that we aren't all the same. The difference between Sharp and Phineas Black's lines about Fig is night and day. Sharp is strict but means well, Phineas does not care about anyone but himself.

I love how when she said 'slytherin vs ..." from her tone it feels like she has the most beef with Ravenclaw 😂 I kinda feel like her calling me 'Ravenclaw' at the last broom race course, is endearing.

The dlc is super boring. Sneaking doesnt work well in Fallout NV so fighting enemies in a tribe like fashion really sucks. The weapons there are all boring, nothing cool to loot The tribes are all primitives and had some outsiders told how to behave and what to think... You cant return which sucks too. You just wonder through some boring wasteland killing sone Indianer with Axes

my fav part is the "oh my GOOOooooOOOOoooD" when you return the kid

How effective would blind slaves even be. Wouldn’t they just be dead weight at that point?

I was so naive…

Brother is the cabaret master what you tryna do using that on him 😭😭

Can’t exactly rizz a guy who not only ran a cabaret club, but was a hostess at one point.

DESCENDO 😡😡DESCENDO 🗣️DESCENDO⁉️DESCENDO😈😈😈👿👿

"I would have baked a cake!" "If it's cake you want, I've got plenty!"

please someone explain i didn’t get this cutscene

Enseeyar 😂😂😂😂😂

Arthur: *calls himself dumb every chance he has* Also arthur: *says the most poetic lines in the entire game*

John is actually really smart