Lyrics to help you learn! Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know, The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin Anyone as wonderful as he is Thank you all For the gifts and the flowers, Thank you all, Now it's back to the showers, Don't tell Will, But I'm not getting married today. Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should Thanks a bunch, But I'm not getting married Go have lunch, 'Cause I'm not getting married You've been grand, But I'm not getting married Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married-- And don't tell Will, But I'm not getting married today. … Go, can't you go? Why is no- Body listening? Goodbye Go and cry At another person's wake If you're quick For a kick You could pick Up a christening But please On my knees There's a human life at stake! … Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with The other garbage I'm not well, So I'm not getting married You've been swell, But I'm not getting married Clear the hall, 'Cause I'm not getting married Thank you all, But I'm not getting married And don't tell Will, But I'm not getting married today. … … Today is for Go, can't you go? |Emma, Look, you know |Emma, I adore you all |I give you But why |The rest of Watch me die |My life, Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish Look, perhaps |And to keep you, I'll collapse |To honor you In the apse |Forever, Right before you all, |Today is for Emma, So take |My happily Back the cake, |Soon-to-be Burn the shoes and boil the rice. |Wife, Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife. Down with Hepatitis, and I Think I'm gonna faint, so if You wanna see me faint, I'll Do it happily, but wouldn't It be funnier to go and watch A funeral, so thank you for the Twenty-seven dinner plates, Thirty-seven butter knives, Forty-seven paperweights, Fifty-seven candleholders … One more thing … I am not getting married! … Amen! … Softly said … But I'm not getting married! … Amen! … With this ring … Still I'm not getting married! … Amen! … I thee wed. … See, I'm not getting married! … Amen! … Let us pray Let us pray That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married Today! | Today! … AMEN!

Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know, The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin Anyone as wonderful as he is-- Thank you all For the gifts and the flowers, Thank you all, Now it's back to the showers, Don't tell Will, But I'm not getting married today. … … Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should-- Thanks a bunch, But I'm not getting married-- Go have lunch, 'Cause I'm not getting married-- You've been grand, But I'm not getting married-- Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married-- And don't tell Will, But I'm not getting married today. … Go, can't you go? Why is no- Body listening? Goodbye Go and cry At another person's wake If you're quick For a kick You could pick Up a christening But please On my knees There's a human life at stake! … Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with The other garbage-- I'm not well, So I'm not getting married-- You've been swell, But I'm not getting married-- Clear the hall, 'Cause I'm not getting married-- Thank you all, But I'm not getting married-- And don't tell Will, But I'm not getting married today. … Go, can't you go? |Emma, Look, you know |Emma, I adore you all |I give you But why |The rest of Watch me die |My life, Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish Look, perhaps |And to keep you, I'll collapse |To honor you In the apse |Forever, Right before you all, |Today is for Emma, So take |My happily Back the cake, |Soon-to-be Burn the shoes and boil the rice. |Wife, Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife. Down with Hepatitis, and I Think I'm gonna faint, so if You wanna see me faint, I'll Do it happily, but wouldn't It be funnier to go and watch A funeral, so thank you for the Twenty-seven dinner plates, Thirty-seven butter knives, Forty-seven paperweights, Fifty-seven candleholders-- … One more thing-- … I am not getting married! … Amen! … Softly said-- … But I'm not getting married! … Amen! … With this ring-- … Still I'm not getting married! … Amen! … I thee wed. … See, I'm not getting married! … Amen! … Let us pray Let us pray That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married Today! | Today!

*“Emma-nem.”*

0:28

Me, who used to think 'Guns and Ships' was hard-

You can rap satisfied but can you rap this?

I tried singing this and lost 30 seconds in

I really wasn’t expecting this. I like fast wrapping, but I wasn’t expecting this kind of thing from glee

She kicked this songs ass

soooo close to perfecting this

Brb gonna go listen to guns and ships to calm down

singing this on my weeding <3

eminem has been quiet... 👀

Wow, how was Emma able to sing this fast, it's impressive

eminem is faster

Omg

Flight of the bumble bee is shaking

When the music is louder then the lyrics, just fucking karaoke this shit

Emma is just Eminem's sister ok?

Emma's fans who practiced this song: YES Eminem's fans who practiced Godzilla fastest part: let's heat this chicken more

Tip to learn this: turn it to .75 speed

Put it the lowest speed, idk why but she sounds like an old lady...

Im a real monter, i put it on 2x speed 😏😈

The trick for learning this is slowing it down. you'll thank me later <3

I just put it on 2x speed 😨

I’ve spent my quarantine learning this off by heart. So worth it. If you haven’t already go to the playback speed and turn it up and try doing it ;)

i’m getting close

This is what I'm doing during my all nighter

¡Hey Hola! Alguna vez has deseado estar en un grupo sobre Glee y no has encontrado por ningún lado?🥺 Pues te invitamos a ser parte de este maravilloso grupo donde les aseguramos diversión al 100%❤️ Lo único que tienes que hacer para ser parte de este grupo es entrar en este link: chat.whatsapp.com/FvPb9eOqIS0IqBjXUjyI6h ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos! ❤️ Att: 🔆New Directions🔆

EMMANEM 🙃🙃🙃

emma-nem

I’ve never seen my anxiety with marriage etc articulated so well omfg

my anxiety summed up in 1:53

Seriously I never thought this song could have been sung faster. Put the speed up to 1.25x and listen to it and try to practice. Then go back to normal speed...it sounds so much slower and you'll master it in seconds.

Welcome to another episode of things I'm trying to learn even though ill never be able to do them during quarantine

You can learn it better on 0.75 speed

No one: Absolutely no one: EmInEm Is ThE bEsT rApPeR oF 2020!! Emma: hold my hand sanitizer

I wanna hear Trisha sing this

Got dared to learn this 3 months later I did it

Isn't it ironic that Emma is a better rapper than Will is?

Normal kids: OMG I MEMORISED RAP GOD Theatre kids:

Now this would be a good party trick lol

I've got the words down pat on. Normal speed... now I just need the breath support to not die.

I FINALLY GOT IT!

it’s audition time boys

My GOD SHES A RAP GODDESS

Me, a non-native english speaker, trying to learn this: prodon me is evrystodyier

All the people who thumbs down just think that Eminem is better and that is 100% false

Play this x2 speed

.2x she sounds like a chipmunk😂😂