"Fruit, fruit! Tits, tits! Plant, plant! It's the fookin saeme!" Such a legendary line, years later it's become a running joke in my family
@b0110ks918 күн бұрын
pirate toby is the best pirate ever
@dapprligtnin98Ай бұрын
1:30 WUT DA FUK DID U DO TO DAT!? 🤣
@aleiferthenorthman7935Ай бұрын
jack is legit funny. the way he talks moves and debate are. just hilarious
@The_Minotaur2 ай бұрын
1 of 10 that posted the exact same video
@tqh60672 ай бұрын
@@The_Minotaur and yet you still clicked on it
@cheloxmv2 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that people think male pirates weren't having sex with each other while spending months and years in the sea.
@benjaminosterloh36052 ай бұрын
12:32 ~ Probably one of my favorite comedic scenes as John wasn’t yet liked by the crew, but even they are exasperated at a fellow crew member’s idiocy
@undertakertabbert98693 ай бұрын
Fruit Fruit Titts Titts 😂😂😂
@beewell16003 ай бұрын
heres a twist...its a prequel to Treasures Island
@Neo2266.3 ай бұрын
The bearded bald mountain of a man moving towards Vane with murderous internet is a personal favorite funny moment of mine
@falricthesleeping97173 ай бұрын
where's that last clip from?!
@tqh60673 ай бұрын
@@falricthesleeping9717 Toby Stephens on cbeebies kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3Ozp6FoprqElacsi=RmANmIySq8Z621u4
@therubycaptain98953 ай бұрын
" ~°Excelsior °~ "
@therubycaptain98953 ай бұрын
One of my favorites that wasnt shown was Eleanor saying "F*** you" to Vane and then saying "and F*** you too" to the wench.
@HansZarkovPhD3 ай бұрын
So disappointed that the lgbtqmsnbc +÷ people have even insertes themselves in to what would othefwise be a decemt pirate movie. Why does ebery show and movie have to have gay people in them?
@jdgoesham53813 ай бұрын
This show is top 3 best dude shows made in the last couple decades. This show, Strike Back and Spartacus. Amazing violence, amazing story, lots of testosterone, battles, titties and ass and good acting. If you haven't watched any of those I can't suggest them enough. Strike Back can be a hard one to find and watch in order. What you watch first is the miniseries that was on Sky with Rick from The Walking Dead and the main character being Richard Armitage(who played Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit fyi). Then watch the normal tv series. Each couple/few seasons has a new spec ops anti terror team and a new baddy with it's own name like "project dawn" and it will last a few seasons then it's a new team/cast. All of them equally great imo. If you're in the US it might be hard to find so I won't blame you if you have to pirate it. Actually here's a link to the free steams. Just make sure you have your popup and adblocker on. Though the site I'm linking isn't too bad with that stuff. www1.freemoviesfull.com/watch-tv/watch-strike-back-39483.4866925 On my balls it's safe. Spartacus there are two series. The one about Spartacus and a Prequel called Blood and Sand iirc. IMO it doesn't matter which . The prequel came out after so it might in tiny ways I can't remember. Sadly the Spartacus they first got died from cancer a handful of seasons in so it was finished by another actor. Which he did well, though the original actor was better. Andy Whitfield I think his name was. Dude just made it big as a 40yr old actor with a young family and bam. Shitty stuff. A must watch show for dudes though. One show I'd add would be The Last Kingdom. Yea Vikings is great but TLK is much better all around imo. So fucking well written(especially the source books by Bernard Cornwell. But all of his books are great, even the non fiction ones). Cornwell writes great books for dudes who love history and battle.
@D00M3R-SK83 ай бұрын
Was a pretty good (slightly trashy) show. Reminded me of the Spartacus show, for some reason. Was it made by the same people?
@tqh60673 ай бұрын
Different writers but both shows were made for Starz
@D00M3R-SK83 ай бұрын
@@tqh6067 That makes sense then. They definitely have a "vibe".
@raymondsims70422 ай бұрын
@@D00M3R-SK8lol “slightly trash”😂😂how come you think so?
@D00M3R-SK82 ай бұрын
@@raymondsims7042 well it's a a starz show, lol. I'm sure they all are, right?
@cheloxmv2 ай бұрын
@@D00M3R-SK8The first seasons Is kinda Starz sex and violence, after that they went full Shakespeare pirates.
@georgepatas33194 ай бұрын
FRUIT FRUIT TITS TITS
@RogerValor4 ай бұрын
First show I ever bought
@wyldhowl28214 ай бұрын
"Fruit, fruit - tits, tits" 🤣
@mikemoss60454 ай бұрын
".... you're.. not black beard.." Still one of the greatest scenes. That and captain naft trying to sell the counterfit painting "fruit, fruit.. tits tits.."
@mikiroony4 ай бұрын
The recasts and the off-century bi shit (start of the Wokeisms all over fiction) really threw me off this show.
@tqh60674 ай бұрын
@@mikiroony Grow up 🙄
@edgaraf94113 ай бұрын
What recasts besides Dufrene?(og actor got cancer) Also the gay stuff is just fine, especially Anne/Max/Jack which was based on a real thing. Gay people have always existed lol and they did it very well, you'rr just allowing a hyperfocus on politics to ruin your ability to empathize with people. You see "gay people" instead of people who are gay
@irinaaksenova40964 ай бұрын
name of the track?
@tqh60674 ай бұрын
The calling by the amazing devil 🧡
@LifeonMarsFan4 ай бұрын
Great Life on Mars fan edit
@tqh60674 ай бұрын
Thank you!!!
@det3954 ай бұрын
crying lmao. the end is so devastating i forget how damn funny this show is
@2chaskell4 ай бұрын
this show was so trippy when thinking where the characters are at by the time of Treasure Island
@NinaReviewsThings4 ай бұрын
I love this show sooo much!
@theprelate42194 ай бұрын
I stopped watching this show after Jack puts on a pair of sunglasses. The "fuck tent" was bad enough as was the gratuitous homosexuality but a little historical innacuracy I can tolerate but the sun glasses? This show desperately wanted to be Game of Thrones.
@tqh60674 ай бұрын
I personally thought his stupid little sunglasses fucked severely, but you can't win everyone over ig 🤷♀️
@edgaraf94113 ай бұрын
You should definitely watch it again, the gay scenes are done well and lessen. Sunglasses don't come back, man you guys sure are sensitive
@theprelate42193 ай бұрын
@@edgaraf9411 It's basically a softcore with too much plot.
@edgaraf94113 ай бұрын
@theprelate4219 LMAO no. Trust me I just finished the series it's definitely not. I can see where you are coming from and felt a little of it but we just aren't used to it. Besides the sex scenes are less frequent later on, especially the the threepeat. I highly recommend you give the show another shot, it has some terrific writing
@theprelate42193 ай бұрын
@@edgaraf9411 Sorry I just don't agree. I have seen it and the characters are too dimensional, the sex is used as filler, and the plot is aimless. It wants to be Game of Thrones but it misunderstands what makes that show work.
@EarpDerp4 ай бұрын
Well that does it, time to watch this show…again…for the seventh time
@manicpixie70245 ай бұрын
16:40 the way flint just Stops Digging I am DYING
@heikkiheikko35145 ай бұрын
10:40 great Simon Pegg impression
@lukebrog37025 ай бұрын
Wow this was a really great edit! That's a crime you only have 74 subscibers, should be way more. I'm currently on season 3 and damn SUCH a good show I can't believe I'd never heard of it before
@tqh60675 ай бұрын
Thanks!!
@thatboy7995 ай бұрын
Whoever played Rackham, he stole the show every time he was on screen. Brilliant actor
@istandwithiran3 ай бұрын
The actor’s name is Toby Schmitz
@temporarilyanoncwacc7 ай бұрын
Great stuff!! :)
@aaronflores21af7 ай бұрын
Besides pirate stuff it seems boring like too much convos and side character and stories
@tqh60677 ай бұрын
Don't watch it then x
@kraanz3 ай бұрын
"I have an extremely low attention span."
@anonymousanon30557 ай бұрын
fun vid! thanks for making and sharing
@tqh60677 ай бұрын
Thank you!!
@anonymouslegion89057 ай бұрын
4:35 #rentfree 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Inktron7 ай бұрын
What was that last clip!!??😂
@tmalecki15217 ай бұрын
I’m in season 3 of this show right now and it has blown me away how good it is. I wasn’t expecting it to be this good. John Silver is one of my favorite TV characters ever.
@timovangalen15898 ай бұрын
“They pissed on me”
@kimmeeb8 ай бұрын
13:44 lives rent-free in my head XD
@duckydae9 ай бұрын
5:26 even to this day flint laughing is the most hilarious and yet oddly terrifying thing ever 😂
@anonymousanon30559 ай бұрын
lovely!
@anonymousanon30559 ай бұрын
great vid! thanks for making and sharing
@anonymousanon30559 ай бұрын
lovely! thanks for making and sharing
@martinascolours10 ай бұрын
I love the Toby Stephens BBC snippet at the end!!! 😂😂😂😂
@kingmalcolm869511 ай бұрын
If there is one thing I've learned from watchin Black Sails, it is this: If you ever find yourself serving as a crewman on a pirate ship... Don't fuck the dairy goat!
@ReamedRissole3 ай бұрын
Words to live by, really.
@bahahaha8416Ай бұрын
Also, don't piss off the cook lol
@raymondraptorclaw290111 ай бұрын
I’m with the painting guy. Feet : Feet. Plant : Plant. Tts : Tts!