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@4951wolcott 3 ай бұрын
Pray this every night. Look up Daniel Mutlu Central Synagogue for exquisitely moving version.❤
@stompie51 4 ай бұрын
Great stuff. 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@grizwoldphantasia5005 4 ай бұрын
Oh man, that's terrible! That poor next speaker, with no audience, I hope the lecturer at least stuck around to be an audience.
@kennewickkitchen 6 ай бұрын
Thank you sooo much for sharing this. Because of this video, I felt like I was there (I live on the other side of the US)
@harrison_9 6 ай бұрын
Wow you’re so funny!!!
@harrison_9 6 ай бұрын
Grandma*
@user-qx7oi1ro2y 7 ай бұрын
thanks for your support but too bad that you can't sing in Hebrew we understand. what's with the incorrect ashkenazi pronunciation?
@b2pi 7 ай бұрын
One of the more ignorant and self centered comments I've seen on KZbin, and that is a very, very high bar. Congratulations. A freyliche Chanukah to you, filled with achdus
@clairelee9011 6 ай бұрын
The composer, Abie Rotenberg, sings "beis Yisroel"--not beit Yisrael. Just so you know.
@chanabayla1823 4 ай бұрын
What's w/u being an ass? A good jew has respect especially now
@chanabayla1823 4 ай бұрын
What's w/u being a jersey? There have been goyim that have sung this for us. Have respect especially now
@stompie51 4 ай бұрын
We have bigger problems these days. Don’t sweat it.
@hemaccabe4292 8 ай бұрын
I sang so loud.
@hemaccabe4292 8 ай бұрын
This was a magical moment at the march.
@hemaccabe4292 8 ай бұрын
First!
@BD-pg2ch 10 ай бұрын
I told your joke in Toastmasters meeting. It was well received:
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
You gotta lotta noive telling that joke, one might even call it ...
@wm.schwartz7057 Жыл бұрын
The joke would have been funnier if it was reversed with the last wife, after 4 or 5 days of her husband’s inactivity, inquiring as to why nothing was done with her husband responding “My mother is away on vacation.”
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
How could I not see that shaggy dog coming? How the Dickens could he keep a straight face all that time?
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
Wednesday, Friends Day!
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
And the Big Bang Theory was born!
@leecrespi5162 Жыл бұрын
My Zeyde had a seltzer route on the lower east side. He also raised 4 daughters.
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
Some of these I figure out just a second or two before hearing the punch line (and I still laugh). Not this one, completely surprised. Well done!
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
Saw that punchline coming just about a second before I heard it. Well done!
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
One of the few I had never heard whose punch line I could see coming just before spoken. Got to laugh twice!
@realwolf874 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jamesc1879 Жыл бұрын
wonderful video, thank you so much for this. Reminds me of my husband, 38 years my senior who was born in 1918 in the Bronx, although he wouldn't be speaking so much in Yiddish even when I tried to coax him.
@avivaweinberg2089 Жыл бұрын
Clean and funny
@andrewhayes5130 Жыл бұрын
I heard this one years ago with a different punchline; instead of his mother pressuring him, the grandfather is getting married to a 20-year-old woman. The doctor asks, "why would a 100-year-old man want to get married to a 20-year-old?" And the answer comes: "Doctor, who said he WANTS to get married to her?" (implying she's pregnant).
@grizwoldphantasia5005 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard this joke many times, this was an excellent telling ... except .... you're supposed to really drag it out, turn it into a shaggy dog story!
@iaincook5835 2 жыл бұрын
I like that one. How do I become a mensch?
@borisbulldog 2 жыл бұрын
Jews invented comedy.
@artdehls9100 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooo! Burm!
@ericnewman3352 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard the same joke told about Hitler.
@thebuckmaster6497 2 жыл бұрын
How can you be something that you're afraid of ?
@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211 2 ай бұрын
To be brave…
@sb3424 2 жыл бұрын
Child mutilators deserve death
@PerturaBased 2 жыл бұрын
The jews fear the samurai
@ddilink 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Brown's
@devinthomas4866 3 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@RJ1999x 3 жыл бұрын
So the Rabi is a liar?
@devinthomas4866 3 жыл бұрын
Just a little fib...no damage done
@RJ1999x 3 жыл бұрын
@@devinthomas4866 ahhhh!
@charlesmurphy3222 3 жыл бұрын
The key? If you use Green Bay and Lambeau Field, it's now a Catholic joke. Nice!
@user-gn6yc7cu1z 3 жыл бұрын
Sound very low! Can't hear anything! A pity.
@johnnymac1580 3 жыл бұрын
The mirror is a good source of jokes!
@allanrichardson1468 3 жыл бұрын
Christian churches have the “Easter and Christmas only” members, and I assume synagogues have their “Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, and Pesach” members also!
@hlynnkeith9334 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding delivery! I saw the punchline coming, and I still laughed.
@allin1window991 3 жыл бұрын
Jerusalem ki zameen bey shak Paighambron ki sar zameen hai aur safai Emaan ka adha hissa hai.Isse agey ka shahar Ramalla ya Ghaza srtip dekhiye jahan Musalman ummat e Mohammadi kaseer ta'dat me hain aap wahan ki safai aur manner ko bhi dekh lijye samajh jaenge. Mujhe Ramalla me basne wale Musalman se khas nafrat nahe hai to Jerusalem me basne wale Jews se khas muhabbat bhi nahe han albatta saf safai khamoshi aur traffic ka nizam aur usool ki pasdari dekh kar hairan hone wali bat hai.Phir aap ki kqhiye hum khud ko Ummat e Mohammadi kis mu se kahe unhe Mohammad e Arabi se koi mohabbat nahe, na he sunnat per qaem hain lekin hum Musalmanon ki achi khasi khubian Yahood chhin ley gae. Ise wapas lana hai per kaese!!
@malcolmwright7440 3 жыл бұрын
Wish people would speak clearly, can someone give me the punch line please ?
@howardrobinson4938 3 жыл бұрын
Marry a Jewish woman. Malcolm wronged her.
@malcolmwright7440 3 жыл бұрын
@@howardrobinson4938 Thanks Howard, I must be thick though, I do not get the joke. Even looked it up and does not make sense to me ? Thanks Again Howard
@allanrichardson1468 3 жыл бұрын
He said “Marry a Jewish woman. It will seem longer.”
@malcolmwright7440 3 жыл бұрын
@@allanrichardson1468 Thank you ! Now it makes sense.
@grandpaobvious 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because they raised two sons and a daughter on the income from that job.
@brentjames9388 3 жыл бұрын
That’s Funny, 😂
@michaeldaltonsr8954 3 жыл бұрын
howldee neighbor! son of a...!! that's really biting humor!! if ya dont dog the tale too much!! ya, i kno, that"s ruff!! maybe i jus barking up da wrong tree!!
@grandpaobvious 3 жыл бұрын
A little patchy?
@uiaeli 13 күн бұрын
Not exactly. The Yiddish word he is referring to means too overdone, too busy, too much. You would say the same if a woman was wearing too much makeup or gaudy earrings or flashy clothing. The point of the joke is that Schwartz, who was not the most sophisticated person in the world all of a sudden becomes an art expert. But he still uses the Yiddish word to express his opinion, so apparently he’s not so sophisticated after all.
@frankroberts3596 3 жыл бұрын
Too much noise in the background I can't even hear you telling the joke
@davidd5448 2 жыл бұрын
He said "There all at the funeral"
@SK-jt1kp 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, Couldn't hear the punchline...... sk in usa (nc)
@grizwoldphantasia5005 Жыл бұрын
"All the girls were dancing on their toes. Why don't they just get taller girls?" The audio was pretty low.
@Michael-mh4vr 3 жыл бұрын
I heard a variation years ago but a congressman in place of rabbi
@Michael-mh4vr 3 жыл бұрын
Funny