That intro is goated 👌👌

Have u seen the 3d platformer Bolt Bot Screwy Viruses?

My knitta!

2:02 Tommy: uh ho. Jacob! That’s not a platform! Ahhhh! Ho…there a net…to catch me…good…seriously Jacob that wasn’t a platform, and don’t tell me you didn’t notice, because it dark. Not a platform. Pretty sure you can notice it. Ok..better get back in place so you can make me jump into the darkness you can’t notice. 2:29 Tommy: Jacob, the map is your’er friend. Listen to your friends. Even they know you should look at the map. 2:36: Jacob jump! Jacob jump! Ahh! Ho, the nets there again. I know I have baby legs, but I can still jump ya know. 7:23 Tommy: Jacob: am not a koopa troopa! Plz don’t ask me how I know about the…never mind. How do I keep landing on this net every time fall? Is it under every platform in this game? 7:47 Tommy: well he got the camera part down. The jumping..well he still has to get that part down, seriously is somebody moving this net? Wait no….its a mattress, how come it took me this long to notice it? Ho Right because am a…ho…alright back failing at basic platforms with Jacob. 8:47 Tommy: i don’t think saying jump as I jump, won’t help us jumping and planform skills. Also am not a Pokémon, you don’t have to say jump to Me to fallow you’er control input. Thats what the controller is for Jacob. 11:16 Tommy: did I mention how much I hate that checkpoint, if that was at a better place, this level would be a lot easier for Jacob,

13:06 angelica: Jacob! The race is still going! 13:25 Angelica: Jacob! You miss the cookie I wanted! You’re friends told you to get those. 13:28 Angelica: Jacob you’re supposed to avoid the hazards! Not drive right into them! 13:51 Angelica: ho darn it Jacob not again! 14:00 Angelica: Jacob! You’re not gonna get the cookie by bring bad at steering. Also My kart is not a bumper car Jacob!

Glitch: ok you two, I want no more arguments, I glitch the audio And crash the game when they try to save the game, because you two went on With the argument for way too long, let me hear the apology. Susie: sorry boss. Angelica: sorry boss. Glitch: there you go, you two are lucky these guys have the ps2 version, or else you two would not have a 2nd chance. Because if they didn’t, you two would have that guilt weighing you two down over ya shoulders, and I know you yet don’t want that. Susie: can we stop make fun of Jacob for the mistakes he made in the game. Glitch: ho ya. Go right ahead, heck make that your next comment. Susie and Angelica: yay! Thanks boss! Glitch: you’re welcome,

0:08 Angelica: darn it Susie! Susie: what? Angelica: you roasted me! Susie: you gotta be more specific with you’re words Angelica, Angelica: don’t play dumb with me! You roasted in me in the other comment before this video! Susie: I did. And apparently it took you this long to noticed that i roasted you. And you called the baby’s dumb. Angelica: aw come on! You’er roasted me again?! Seriously Susie?! I already got pies tossed into my faces by these players, can you give me a break? Also why dose Jacob go and try to climb on the slide? There a portal platform that’s right there. Susie: Angelica…I saw you go Up the slide to get in the castle because you didn’t have enough coins to go through the portal platform, Angelica: ho great, now I gotta worry about you calling me out on my lying and you spying on me. Aw man! Why do you always…. ( the argument went on for so long that glitch came in and glitch the games audio until the argument was over)

1:01 Angelica: darn it, my mega phone wasn’t working, I forgot to change the batteries again. Ya know, if I really wanted to stop you babies and the player from reaching the top, I would have probably gotten the rest battery in the level, as you tell, I missed a few. Hey can you babies hand 2 double a battery. Susie: man you keep telling me the baby’s talk into much.

4:59 tommy: ya that’s every single video game character ever. It’s so awkward to run around on ps1 Polly-gon legs, seriously, look at the toys. Am board, as you can tell they didn’t give me a lot of voice clips to work with, sorry if I keep repeating myself, look at all the toy. Ho! There I go again,

0:30 glitch: hi. How it going? glad to have glitch up your footage there, that’s one of my favorite things to do. Glitch up footage, maybe next time I can glitch up the game. Seems to give you guys some good raw reaction, just like how Scotty likes to write skits on these comments, it’s his way of telling a good joke to improve on his writing, if you’re wondering who I am. Let’s just say I’m the guy who Runs everything in both reality and fiction, that’s all am gonna say. Have a nice day.

2:12 stew: I was trying to test out some new sun block toy I was trying to make. Gramps:now what kind of ridiculous flim-flam is that? I seen some ridiculous stuff you make. But this one gotta take the cake! Stew: well I was trying to teach kids the important of…hey..where are the kids? ( both of us them look at each other and have panic look on their faces and they both bolt in different detections to find the kids)

Stew: watch this. ( presses the button. LOUD explosion from off screen) Grandpa: dang flab-it! Are you trying to do?! blow up the backyard or something?! Stew: sorry grumps..there a few bugs to work out. Gramps: back in my day, we didn’t have bugs that blew up. If we did we had to walk.. Stew: how many miles gramps. Gramps: 15 miles! With no shoes on!

2:11 gmod: hold my beer. ( gmod came out in 2014. It’s now 2024 has am writing this comment at 2:56 am. Gmod is a OLD game.)

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I'm sure there are dozens of these "Oneyplays fans try doing Oneyplays" channels out there, but y'all are one of the better ones I've seen. You might want to edit these down to make them tighter, though. Your bits are funny but there's a lot of time in between bits. Either way, keep it up!

Love me a good ol’ fashion race wars!

i too vibe to the sounds of stock baby noises on menu screens

the algorithm has brought us here today Diapies of Diabetes is metal

Cracker is offensive. Not to me personally. But it’s referencing someone who cracks a whip on their slaves.

Ruuuuul gud golfin

Wack

Hey lois remember That time i was in black ops 3

This game is dead now on PlayStation 🤦🏽‍♂️

kinda sad your hating on a og game like that must be born after 2000

I used to be nasty at this game.

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Lolll 😂

yooo chained ogre took me so many tries hes so hard 😅

Bro you guys are funny 🤣 underrated, keep uploading

Promo`SM 🙏

rip the audio