There once was a fellow, three feet and a smidge, Who flexed on the daily atop his small fridge. With arms like spaghetti and legs just as thin, He’d boast to the world of the battles he’d win. “I’m stronger than lions!” he’d shout to the skies, As neighbors suppressed their amused little sighs. He’d wrestle the garden hose, claiming success, And spar with the broom, leaving it in distress. At the pub, he would strut with a confident air, Grunting while lifting a toddler’s high chair. When asked about abs, he would proudly proclaim, “My six-pack’s so fierce it puts Zeus’s to shame!” One day came a breeze, a bit rough and unkind, It toppled our hero, left his pride in a bind. But he stood up straight, with a wink and a grin, Declaring, “Even the wind knows I’ll win!” So here’s to the little man, feisty and proud, A pint-sized dynamo in every crowd. For muscles aren’t everything, that much is true, But his mighty big spirit? It could bench press you!
@azzabouy824319 күн бұрын
The Mighty Little Man There once was a fellow, three feet and a smidge, Who flexed on the daily atop his small fridge. With arms like spaghetti and legs just as thin, He’d boast to the world of the battles he’d win. “I’m stronger than lions!” he’d shout to the skies, As neighbors suppressed their amused little sighs. He’d wrestle the garden hose, claiming success, And spar with the broom, leaving it in distress. At the gym, he would strut with a confident air, Grunting while lifting a toddler’s high chair. When asked about abs, he would proudly proclaim, “My six-pack’s so fierce it puts Zeus’s to shame!” One day came a breeze, a bit rough and unkind, It toppled our hero, left his pride in a bind. But he stood up straight, with a wink and a grin, Declaring, “Even the wind knows I’ll win!” So here’s to the little man, feisty and proud, A pint-sized dynamo in every crowd. For muscles aren’t everything, that much is true, But his mighty big spirit? It could bench press you!
@azzabouy824319 күн бұрын
Voila Norbert
@DaveBosworth20 күн бұрын
Logan lad
@PatriciaHenderson-t2u25 күн бұрын
Repping Lyrics Rhythms Sound Makes Me Rap Soul Dance It Out Inner DownUnder straight up hoodz Vibing My Beatz music 🎶 tankz IT whole other level ground street's style watch them again Song deadly weapon WORD absolutely rip 😭👏
@AmandaCohen-f2fАй бұрын
Logan 4 life
@tlw4kmcwwatterson335Ай бұрын
Miss you jai😢😢
@terinapaul42312 ай бұрын
Awesome nephew ❤
@ekeyletsplay2292 ай бұрын
Please 🙏🏼 who can tell me how named this song 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@12oclockDriveby2 ай бұрын
South Side 216ix Invercargill ✅💯
@dtownPOPPER2 ай бұрын
The only thing pop smoke couldn't do is take 9 shots.
@AmandaCohen-f2f3 ай бұрын
Logan city to the grave
@AmandaCohen-f2f3 ай бұрын
Rip jai
@DTOR_353 ай бұрын
FKN OATH LAD🔥💯
@FrekzOfficailMusic4 ай бұрын
This is off its head 🔥 check me out Kz
@Omisterbrezy14 ай бұрын
This Shi hard 🔥
@oceanworldzzz2854 ай бұрын
Real talk
@fylyxsaqasaqa42614 ай бұрын
This is 32
@EmmieGriffith4 ай бұрын
40949 Lacy Drive
@ilarnmanrasta914 ай бұрын
Ouuuuu wahhhhh! Fire my brothers 🔥 🙌🏾 Big respect from across the pond! first nations man North Qld 🎶✊🏽 This slaps too hard fkn oath!
@SweetJoyce-y7k5 ай бұрын
Agnes Falls
@reeveshanara26625 ай бұрын
Them boys ain’t tough when they sober
@DarrylBosworth5 ай бұрын
Better than skux ❤
@kostonreti37823 ай бұрын
No shit
@royhaynes97555 ай бұрын
An that Pauline park skate bowl. Love it
@royhaynes97555 ай бұрын
Marsden ❤ that tunnel to Kingston. Remember that shir 501 Amsterdam ❤
@DarrylBosworth5 ай бұрын
Rip jai
@davidbreus24605 ай бұрын
Bra
@TommyGunr6 ай бұрын
FTO winna blizzy woo
@BrendanHalliwell-k1u6 ай бұрын
I shit on myself if it makes you happier 1:17
@BrendanHalliwell-k1u6 ай бұрын
And slideike ATM machine dispense
@BrendanHalliwell-k1u6 ай бұрын
No school English munah munah fuk
@BrendanHalliwell-k1u6 ай бұрын
Me no kno
@BENDOLLARSIGN6 ай бұрын
eyy good stuff!! SA got love for yall
@RuthCurrie-jb3zl6 ай бұрын
RIP uncle jai love you🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️tell your dad i love him and i miss him
@RuthCurrie-jb3zl6 ай бұрын
Hi nanny❤
@CallumBrown-x2q6 ай бұрын
but ya music still goes alright haha
@CallumBrown-x2q7 ай бұрын
your a cat even ya niece agrees haahhha
@RuthCurrie-jb3zl7 ай бұрын
🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️🖤💛❤️
@RuthCurrie-jb3zl7 ай бұрын
I miss you uncle jai😭😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭I will never forget you I miss you 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭
@pz37617 ай бұрын
putting maoris on tha map💯🔥
@nameunknown80537 ай бұрын
Stunt 101
@Prodby.samplicity7 ай бұрын
underrated fr 😮💨
@WirangiRickard8 ай бұрын
🥷
@MaerahauMane-up9kp8 ай бұрын
"Them boys ain't tough when they sober" 🎯
@ChasinBligh-nz9hd8 ай бұрын
Rip jai fly high my brother forever 17❤🕊
@azzabouy82439 ай бұрын
In a world of concrete dreams, he stands, A plastic man, in plastic lands. His smile frozen, his eyes unseeing, In a realm where nothing's truly feeling.His heart, a molded piece of art, Yet hollow, lacking a beating part. He walks among the synthetic crowd, In a silence, he's unbowed.But beneath the polymer facade, Lies a yearning, a whisper flawed. For in his plasticity, he seeks, A touch of warmth, a love that peaks.Though crafted from synthetic mold, His soul still seeks what can't be sold. A plastic man, in a world of steel, Longs for something true and real. P.T. you know what I mean
@kingzoidmerk38326 ай бұрын
Yo Luke
@azzabouy82439 ай бұрын
Da Back-door Bandit, a weak-willed man who shies away from responsibility. He lives a mundane life, avoiding debts and difficult situations. One day, the little man seeks charity at my house. Unable to handle himself, he urinates on my couch but fails to clean it up or take responsibility for his actions. Such behaviour is common in his grub mind. Over time, the stench and stain from the urine become unbearable yet still he continued to wallow in his own filth. I notice, my friends notice, but he ignores their comments, scorn and laughter, hoping the issue will disappear on its own. Eventually, the plastic og realizes that his avoidance of the problem only makes it worse. Instead of acknowledging his cowardice and the impact it has had on my upholstery the best solution his small brain could muster is to curl up in the dirt where we threw him crying out covered in piss. Determined to make amends, the protagonist decides to take responsibility for his actions. He apologizes to his friends and family, and he replaces the ruined couch with a new one, symbolizing his commitment to facing consequences and making things right.Conclusion: The story ends with the protagonist feeling a sense of relief and redemption as he embraces the importance of responsibility and accountability in his life. Just kidding, he crawled away and isn't going to be back 😨😁🤣
@azzabouy82439 ай бұрын
In a world of concrete dreams, he stands. A plastic man, in plastic lands. His smile frozen, his eyes unseeing, In a realm where nothing's truly feeling.His heart, a molded piece of art, Yet hollow, lacking a beating part. He walks among the synthetic crowd, In a silence, he's unbowed.But beneath the polymer facade, Lies a yearning, a whisper flawed. For in his plasticity, he seeks, A touch of warmth, a love that peaks.Though crafted from synthetic mold, His soul still seeks what can't be sold. A plastic man, in a world of steel, Longs for something true and real.