Simple lock them in boxes and use magic to safely care for them. It's not exactly humane, but people also farm octopuses.

The hotdog cart in the ‘naughty things he’s done backstory’, is that a nod to Sleepers? 🤔

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Interested but I've never streamed before, I can dm though I tend to focus on shorter stories, I was interested on playing a either tabaxi fighter monk or a leonin rogue cleric, though I should warn you I live in a communal housing and background noise is common

Hello depending on how you run games id like to ask to join if you need someone

Harry Potter is and has always been a garbage franchise that was mid at its highest points and poison for the eyes at its lowest. The books are even worse.

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Human Greed is the driving force. There will NEVER be balance

What time and who is the DM

Without money other things gain value. Quality of products gain value, time gains value, the company you keep holds it's value if not increases. The fact that everyone isn't constantly stressed and abused by their jobs all the time means that people in general would be less likely to be assholes due to cycles of abuse slowly dwindling out.

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They actually talk about something similar in the matrix, where the very first version of the matrix was a perfect Paradise with everyone getting everything they ever wanted, a utopia... Except the humans could sense something was wrong and that the world felt off so they ended up rebelling and creating chaos to break the system. Wasnt till after that that the machines realized humanity needs suffering to a certain extent to feel a sense of purpose

Yall are forgetting that in all versions of dnd mimics are fully intelligent and in some version can even speak common thus up would be eating fully sapient and sentient creatures raised as livestock. That's morally questionable as it comes.

It’s just an empty room, that way there’s nothing to copy

Depends on details on how the mimiking works in the setting Maby it's as easy as placing a colored mark on their bodies that stays visible when they change

This would be an amazing mystery plot device: farmer of mysterious meat goes missing. Party is sent to check it out. Everything seems normal at the farms except no apparent livestock. Then they go inside the barn to find he was farming mimics, only question is what happened?? Thats when the salivating barn doors close

Im thinking each enclosure being a barn or large shed that looks like its full of junk but the mimics all have tags like cows. Unsuspecting wanders might mistake it for a yard sale.

Have a plain white room with tiles, put in a lot of wooden objects and then put in the mimics. No wooden personal items are allowed inside. The mimics will mimic the wooden objects, the real wooden items will be removed over time but the mimics will want to fit in with the other mimics that look like wooden items so the mimics will still be wood while there is no other wood inside exept for the mimics. The tiles are counted every 12 hours, if a mimic chooses to mimic a tile instead of a wooden object they are instantly killed, the mimics will learn to not mimic tiles in order to live, the tile mimics are turned into food. When the mimics eventually start getting used to it and learn to not turn into tiles, the most accurate mimic is killed and the least skilled mimic lives the longest, the mimics get worse at being mimics over time so security breaches become less and less of a problem as the mimics get worse at there job.

ain't mimics use chest as their shell?

im just picturing a large pit hole that looks like a dump but with steel walls and a few guards around it. And in order to get a mimic you basically fish them out of the dump using spoiled meat or something as bait, you then meassure it and throw it back if it is too small (since mimics grow in size with age)

You tame some mimics and you breed them, I’ve tamed a flying sword before so it can’t be that hard to tame them

Pit farm, keep them all in a mimic "dungeon" room without doors or windows, a fake dungeon empty of anything, especially walls. Inside, all props are mimics and you'd know which are which. If you're using 5e-tasha's could help you out here on taming them

The entire farm is a mimic. You just cut an equivalent bit of it's meat after you feed it. Do not feed it less than you take. Or it will feed itself.

Pov: (you make a mimic farm but they got into the shed) "Damn it, looks like we're playing prop hunt again... Third time this week..."

I'm just thinkimg of a fenced in pasture with a bunch of chests just sitting there in little groups

I'm a dark and twisted man who pays attention to politics to much. Get 2-4 intelligent mimics that can speak, bribe with their favourite things (food, treasure, etc.) and magically inslave them to those that work on said farm. Their objective is to keep the violent and less intelligent mimics inline, rewarding the intelligent mimics when the behave and do their job correctly, and punishing them when they fail, all while instilling the mentality of you or them. And whilst they fight to keep order, I reap the benefits from both sides

you don't keep them in you just tell them to ring back the loot

Pitted recesses with smoothed walls and plenty of items thrown into the pit for the mimics to pick from. When it comes time for feeding they throw the food over the pit like bird feed and the mimics eat the slop from the ground and off the other non mimic objects. Furthermore you have spells that are made to hold for multiple hours which you can use as a cap to make sure that they cannot get out. Magic types actually seem perfectly suited to contain, raise and slaughter mimics. You don't even have to worry about damaged meat increasing its quality through the use of certain spells.

They set up a restaurant where they trick unsuspecting adventures to have dinner, pretending they are eating rare foods. The surprise on the adventures face when halfway through their meal they yell "dinner time" is always priceless.

It’s run by an awakened mimic that is the stable the rest stay in

They pay adventurers to find rumored mimics in dungeons. Then the sorcerer farm owner goes and paralyzes it, takes it back to the farm while feeding it regularly on the way with humonculus arms. There they catalogue and tag them with a magic brand and sets them up in "treasure room" in their personalized dungeon farm.

You could always do similarly to "heavy obscurement " whenever there is raining etc where they have disadvantage on hearing checks. Hahaha. It doesn't actually reduce the hearing range per say tho.

Relative to modern times, a medieval setting would be dead quiet. So 60ft makes sense to casually hear people with little background noise. In a theater or similar that is built to expand sound, further. A busy market, party, or in another room I would limit it.

60 Feet unless otherwise stated.

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I just recently played a zealot barbarian during a metal themed campaign. My character started as a goofy "fuck you i do what i want" kind of character you see in bands all the time, dedicated to like being dark and ruthless. Think like Ozzy Osbourne or Johnny Silverhand. As the story progressed, my barbarian started to become dedicated to our worlds goddess of death. In the world lore she took on a similar role to like Charon from greek mythology, and he transformed from a more goofy i do what i want, to a true apostle of death focused on rooting out those who would oppose the natural cycle of life and death, and work against my diety. I think its okay for a character to have some rather strong changes in motivation through out a campaign as they go through it. It only makes sense that on an adventure you learn and you change who you are and what you believe based on the things you've been through. I think for the barbarian class especially (big and dumb) starting out naive and strong headed before learning your place feels especially fitting to me.

If we're looking at rules as written, the DM guide allows for situational modification of the roll in the form of advantage or adjusted DCs. In 5e, this is broken down in terms of how difficult something is (DC change) or if previous actions influence the current roll (advantage) (DMG, p238). Personally, as a DM, I'm fond of the 3.5 method of DC adjusting because it provides greater granularity in its example solutions to account for NPC attitude, and situation (PHB 1 v3.5, Chapter 4). Ultimately, it's about rewarding creativity while keeping it just challenging enough to be fun.

GMing needs to be fast and loose. The first thing said in any rulebook is essentially the rules are guidelines and the GM has final say. We've settled on a system of 'sell it to me' which basically means, make your case. If I feel it's plausible enough, I let you try it with the modifications as requested, or we meet in the middle.

I'm a big fan of throwing my players Charisma based Stealth checks. Blending into a crowd mostly, but it could be to casually sneak past a city guard as well :)

What an absolutely asinine, pointless homebrew idea omg

Id say no simply because of the drain on combat time

Dm here - I wouldn't suggest doing this at all if a full turn os in question. What I do is I give the BBEG an extra strong legendary action. usually when a BBEG is bloodied if you designed an encounter correctly that would mean that you PC's are at about half hp and resources or below. At a high enough level (let's say 5 and above) a full turn from my BBEG in the same round could wipe them considering they might have used their reactions before they even get an opportunity to get bloodied and have their turn. Combine this with mages being squishy and having concentration on things like haste on the more beefy characters a full turn, in my opinion, is a recipe for disaster. Also lets say you have a party of 6 and 3 get bloody at the same time from an aoe. They could swipe the board. Lastly and i think the most important one - there are subclasses where "the more I get fucked up the more I can do" is a major part of their whole thing. And I feel like giving this bloodied rule for every pc and therefore, to keep things balanced, every enemy npc (bc everything they have you should have as well) takes away from the flavour of those subclasses. They have this mechanism for a reason.

it gives more advantages to NPCs.As they usually have more action economy. It will couse players to prioritise Burst DPS to avoid that bloodied NPC having a turn. And it can be abused by healing. PC gets bloodied, does their extra turn, then gets healed just above blodied threshold, then get hit again and bloodied again and gets extra extra turn again. rinse and repeat.