I NEED THESE ARCHIVES!

"How many Gigabytes is your company worth?" is easily one of the funniest lines I've ever heard lol. God bless classic CH/J&A. Any time I want to relive better days, I just queue up the entire CH catalog lol

Amir really is the brains behind the operation isn’t he

I would pay a bad amount of money to have access to Jake and Amirs raw footage for all their shows.

A chinner?

CD-ROM is so much funnier than CD

These outtakes are hella DOOBious 😂😋 #playonwords

I literally know twins named Brann and Ian so the fact Jake came up with both of them next to each other is freaky

I FEEL LIKE I GOT A CONTACT HIGH JUST FROM WATCHING THIS

I can't believe I'm only seeing this now after a decade

Well, well, well, looks like I'm last.

coach z ass hat

The sexual tension here is crazy

Sark Fuckerberg is so corrupted that he wears the massage boots on his head like we’d all want to wear them but society and morals prevents us from doing it

Josh in the back tryna see what’s what

Actual last

Ooh scary! Ooh dangerous!

Last

He sounds like a puerto rican mom who just started learning english

“Jake I’m stoned” like he has a big disease

Last

The yoush thing always kills me

Back when you could laugh at the idea Facebook is stealing our data 😭

this used to be on the CollegeHumor website

Amir’s an ass in this one lmao

You're telling me that there were no outtakes of the scene of Amir shittin his britches??

Da lei lo avrei voluto anche io

HENRY

Crabster

First or whateva

6th or 9th

My local grocery store started selling rosemary focaccia and the only thing I could think of was how hard it'd be to make a cockmeat sandwich panini style with it.

Henry

I love that they literally wrote another sketch in the middle of filming this sketch.

Den must be friends with Trichael, Sale, and Tranlan.

Amir showing great direction, and Jake showing great execution 😁

“Then how do you play your CD ROMs?” Is a funnier line than the actual episode’s, honestly

A weird combination of pissed and scared is a great sentence

idk how they shot any videos cuz this shits so funny

Just realized how meta this is. They're talking about gonna have to do this all night because they keep breaking. The episode is them getting locked in the room lmao

Steffcomedy sent me here.

This was 9 years ago and I still think of the breathing bit often

1:30 anyone notice he said “…the WORD Jim?”

one take Jake at his finest

interrioer i dont giev a flaming fart

I love when they add the successful version as well

That massage boots line is really one of my favorite lines in Jake and amir history

Fourth.

I like that they feed each other ideas to act out, and they are usually the funniest ones

Proof of alien life